All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the board

And he said:
>"Name the best distro in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Ok.

anything as long you can install windows 10 over it

>windows 10

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAME!
COME ON, user, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!!!

Void Linux

Linux mint

This is not the greatest distro in the world...
No!
This is just a tribute.

FreeBSD

Oh shit its a:
Mothafucking linux fucking mint with asskicking cinnamon motherfucker.

Yes this is a real kickass distro for real manly men. If linux mint was a man he will fuck all women but good for you you sissy its a mothafucking distro.

You have fucking problems with drivers shit on your shitfuck arch or gaybuntu fucking amazon spyware? Well fuck you and be damned for not picking linux mint.

Look at this motherfucker Cinnamon Loooook at it asshole. This is waht De means, it kicks fucking ass without ricing. Is too fucking "bloated" for you, too sad you have trash pc, you should fucking steal nuke from kim dzong and destroy that shitfuck. And a fucking decent PC.
Cinnamon is a king and he doesent need a fucking pornographic dragon to be better than gayhole KDE.

Go now and get your awesome mothafucking mint cinnamon and go fuck bitches while archcucks are still busy repairing their shit what pacman barfed on them.

>FreeBSD

Literally and unironically why?

>gaybuntu fucking amazon spyware

It's not even there anymore, man.
And name one (1) thing that Mint does better than Ubuntu. You can't.
Mint is just
- Ubuntu + Mate or Cinnamon.
- Oh and an update manager that witholds important updates.
- Mint is basically a stolen Ubuntu with one or two extra tweaks.

How do you answer these charges?

THE APPLE MACINTOSH OPERATING SYSTEM

- Mint is ubuntu+debian hybrid.
- Update manager lets you download all updates, but it lets user controll making risky updates (You can update one by one to instantly detect which of updates caused problems)
- Mint comes at with additional "mint tools" giving more control over system without terminal. And number of these increases.

well me and kevin
we looked at each other
and we each said
Solus

>-Update manager lets you download all updates, but it lets user controll making risky updates (You can update one by one to instantly detect which of updates caused problems)

Why are some updates called "risky" in Mint?
I mean I use simple Ubuntu and never really encountered any problems (a newer kernel solved a problem once and that's it).

I think the most dangerous level in Mint (the 5th, if I remember correctly) is the simple, default updates on Ubuntu.
So could you tell me what makes that dangerous?

>nobody on Sup Forums can solve the riddle
retards, it's a daemon so it has to be FreeBSD

nod an argumend :DDDD

>how linux ought to be
void
>how linux should be
xubuntu

The perfect distro would be one that can use both pacman and portage at the same time.

Ubutnu?

Windows 10 a best.

Fedora or RHEL.. everything that just works

And then we compiled the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happen to be.

Install gentoo.

Be you plebians?

Should have said "make the best distro in the world, or I'll eat your soul".

Then Sup Forums might have done something productive instead of name their favorite Linux distros, most of which are shit.

Debian. You can use the stable branch for servers, workstations, laptops, etc. There's the testing branch for those who want updated software, and Sid for those who want the latest and greatest.

Arch. AUR is based.

And Sid, for those who don't care about security updates
ftfy

This is not The Greatest Distro in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.

Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said
>Install Gentoo

>Ubuntu v Linux Mint

Orange and green.
Fight night.
The greatest gladiator match in the history of distros: old versus new; bloat versus bugs; Son of Canonical versus fork of 'buntu!

The distros are coming!
The distros are coming!

FUntoo

TempleOS

R A R E
A
R
E

T E R R Y
E
R
R
Y

Not rare you retard

Nay. We are but right.

People cannot really use this?

/thread

>Literally and unironically why?
Have you never seen the FreeBSD logo?

High Sierra

>Have you never seen the FreeBSD logo?

Yeah, I got the joke.

But why would that be the best distro in the world?
Ow-wow-owww,
the best distro in the world?

Based terry

Artix.

Fedora

they're all unmitigated shitpiles and every single fucking day another neckbeard gets the bright idea to fork his personal favorite shitpile into yet another gasoline fire shitpile reskin just to stroke his obese neckbeard internet ego

The one I'm using

the only correct answer

>The one I'm using

No, no! The one I'M using.

arch, akuma-senpai

I was so close

I really like this thread

Begone demon, I'll cast you out.

underrated

Because its because updates marked as 5
a) Meant only for ubuntu.
b) They are buggy as hell in some configurations
c) They are not tested yet,

>tell me my favourite colour or i'll eat your ass

Here's a (you), user. I chuckled.

Debian+XFCE

GTFO, demon.

Literally any version of Debian/Ubuntu/Arch.

They all work near perfectly, and people arguing that "mint is bettr" have no idea how to install another DE.

Or if you don't care about being a networking infidel, Shrine.

These are awesome.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YOU MOTHER FUCKEEERRRRRR

WE CHALLENGE YOU TO INSTALL MANJAROOOO