That one lad who's never been in a fight Edition
/brit/
karen
Wish you'd make every new.
big fan of this comic
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karen?
not really
Think I figured out one of the key reasons why nothing of value ever stays in my head. I read a book a week but I instantly forget everything, why? Because I spend most of my doing a boring job surrounded by utter retards. I'm talking about total drone normie scum who don't even know what Hiroshima is. Intellectuals have their neurons firing because they're always debating arguing conversing corresponding with people of equal ability. I don't have that in my life
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
>pipped by less than a second
wew
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doing a benzo
/brit/s unironically think this glorious man won't be my next president
l m a o
want to stuff my face in her crotch
The gf
not a fan of people using my filenames
looks like i'm the one posting it
rename it immediately or i'll confiscate it
>having a drink
>fancy a fag
>start smoking a ciggy
>literally gone in 1 minute
I bet the fucking Jews are behind this. Just like how they put 17 fags in a pack of what should be 20
Agreed. Love this lad's quality new threads.
>Think I figured out one of the key reasons why nothing of value ever stays in my head. I read a book a week but I instantly forget everything, why? Because I spend most of my doing a boring job surrounded by utter retards. I'm talking about total drone normie scum who don't even know what Hiroshima is. Intellectuals have their neurons firing because they're always debating arguing conversing corresponding with people of equal ability. I don't have that in my life
>I get on better with lads than lasses!
Is there a bigger indicator of a slag?
>>fancy a fag
bit gay
Just finished ep 10 of Star Trek
Really wish I was born hundreds of from now in a galactic federation desu.
when will brits answer for their crimes?
What are some good songs to get fucked up to?
desu women are all bitches
t. womyn
mio
>walk into shop
>"20 cigarettes please"
>they give you a pack with 17 in it
they should be legally required to tell you it's not 20 imo
le talk like a spastic man
le use simple words man
good post
I seriously hope he is m8. His stance on Muslims is fucking grade-A.
stupid people talk about other people
average people talk about events
smart people talk about ideas
>Wanting to travel the world
Literally why.
Stay in Britain.
Fuck everyone else.
Be a patriot.
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wish i was mass effect desu
fuck off, americunt.
Hes and idiot but he means well, I want him to win
who
Do I rate Pogba? No he's not someone I rate.
invested an hour for one (you)
hahhaha fat
incredibly average. why would you post these
Never
Just heard on BBC news that Hannibal has defeated and destroyed an 86,000 strong consular army on the Apulian plain
/brit/ would be better without all the people from England
I was a smoker 3-4 years ago and recently started smoking again. Bought my first pack of '20' last week and nearly took the cunts back to the shop when I found out it only had 17 in.
THEY WERE RATTLING ABOUT IN THE FUCK BOX!
check out these bellends who just posted in the old thread
It's because they want to have two different races to be progressive but white men hate black women and indians/pakis stick to their own so a white woman with a nigger is all that remains.
all me
and doing it on purpose
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a fragile sponge
be nice to her
he's actually a genius. feigning stupidity is his gimmick
oh my god I can't believe they've done that
>listening to Carthaginian propaganda
carthago delenda est
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so he is the american boris johnson
Inside job
Actually Mass Effect is in great shape, look
*handles without caution*
what brand? i smoke sterling and the fuckers started doing this
"""""massacre"""""
The only crime there was that not enough traitor yankee scum were killed
not a bad shout tbf
>anime shitters
arthur is a normie anime
Actual Karen
APOLOGIZE
>posts canadian anime
I smoke Sterling fresh taste or whatever the fuck they're called. Gonna stop tho because every cunt asks you for one seeing as how they can be menthol or not.
Need a good menthol cig.
the slags on faketaxi are great but it just kills it to think of this fat cabbie fucking them
Tomorrow at work:
>Guy who sits next to me: "You get up to anything at the weekend?"
>Me: "nah just sat around mostly"
>Him: *nods pensively*
i swear to god if i ever met one of you anime degenerates id knock you fucking jaw off 2bh
feel a bit sick whenever someone mentions menthol
so benzos probably wont do anything, lsd only caused harm, mdma would probably fuck me up even more, weed makes my heart race and makes me feel im having a heart attack
seems my third eye will never be opened and the pain will always be there
*pinches your strawberry*
FIVE (5) DEATHS
Me and my dad
ahh yes, very impressive
Why does the first bottle of Newcastle Brown of the night taste so good while each one after gets progressively worse?
>menthol
thank you
"No"
me in the picture on the right
>tfw Brodge signs him for Celtic next season
bit of a bender ain't ya?
Newcastle sucks
based brenny
find it interesting that (You) rhymes with jew
>kinda drunk
>still thinking about her
I NEED MORE!!!
Just heard my wee bro saying *tips fedora* to someone on teamspeak playing oldschoolRS (pleb) going to have to assert my dominance as the alpha big bro of the house and show him who is the better memelord
Unironically rate Suarez as the best striker in the world. Literally better than Messi and Penaldo.
Nothing wrong with menthols.
FUCK OFF
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are you 15
It's pronounced 'yow', you cretin.
drinking only makes me think about these things more 2bh
>I rate suarez
Bet I got banned for that
really sinking my teeth into this post
Fuck up your from fucking Birmingham and also a malnourished chav runt.
its a bookstore in Paris. it's literally not allowed to search so you just pick and buy a book that won't make a pile fall. there might be some real wonders somewhere in there that no one will touch sadly
not really a hot take