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That one lad who's never been in a fight Edition

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karen

Wish you'd make every new.

big fan of this comic

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karen?

not really

Think I figured out one of the key reasons why nothing of value ever stays in my head. I read a book a week but I instantly forget everything, why? Because I spend most of my doing a boring job surrounded by utter retards. I'm talking about total drone normie scum who don't even know what Hiroshima is. Intellectuals have their neurons firing because they're always debating arguing conversing corresponding with people of equal ability. I don't have that in my life

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>pipped by less than a second
wew

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doing a benzo

/brit/s unironically think this glorious man won't be my next president

l m a o

want to stuff my face in her crotch

The gf

not a fan of people using my filenames
looks like i'm the one posting it
rename it immediately or i'll confiscate it

>having a drink
>fancy a fag
>start smoking a ciggy
>literally gone in 1 minute

I bet the fucking Jews are behind this. Just like how they put 17 fags in a pack of what should be 20

Agreed. Love this lad's quality new threads.

>Think I figured out one of the key reasons why nothing of value ever stays in my head. I read a book a week but I instantly forget everything, why? Because I spend most of my doing a boring job surrounded by utter retards. I'm talking about total drone normie scum who don't even know what Hiroshima is. Intellectuals have their neurons firing because they're always debating arguing conversing corresponding with people of equal ability. I don't have that in my life

>I get on better with lads than lasses!

Is there a bigger indicator of a slag?

>>fancy a fag
bit gay

Just finished ep 10 of Star Trek

Really wish I was born hundreds of from now in a galactic federation desu.

when will brits answer for their crimes?

What are some good songs to get fucked up to?

desu women are all bitches
t. womyn

mio

>walk into shop
>"20 cigarettes please"
>they give you a pack with 17 in it

they should be legally required to tell you it's not 20 imo

le talk like a spastic man
le use simple words man

good post

I seriously hope he is m8. His stance on Muslims is fucking grade-A.

stupid people talk about other people

average people talk about events

smart people talk about ideas

>Wanting to travel the world
Literally why.
Stay in Britain.
Fuck everyone else.
Be a patriot.

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wish i was mass effect desu

fuck off, americunt.

Hes and idiot but he means well, I want him to win

who

youtube.com/watch?v=Idfv4wyWfSs

Do I rate Pogba? No he's not someone I rate.

invested an hour for one (you)

hahhaha fat

incredibly average. why would you post these

Never

Just heard on BBC news that Hannibal has defeated and destroyed an 86,000 strong consular army on the Apulian plain

/brit/ would be better without all the people from England

I was a smoker 3-4 years ago and recently started smoking again. Bought my first pack of '20' last week and nearly took the cunts back to the shop when I found out it only had 17 in.

THEY WERE RATTLING ABOUT IN THE FUCK BOX!

check out these bellends who just posted in the old thread

It's because they want to have two different races to be progressive but white men hate black women and indians/pakis stick to their own so a white woman with a nigger is all that remains.

all me
and doing it on purpose

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a fragile sponge
be nice to her

he's actually a genius. feigning stupidity is his gimmick

oh my god I can't believe they've done that

>listening to Carthaginian propaganda
carthago delenda est

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bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36935867/jack-white-record-label-plays-vinyl-record-in-space

>28000m
>space

lmao

so he is the american boris johnson

Inside job

Actually Mass Effect is in great shape, look

*handles without caution*

what brand? i smoke sterling and the fuckers started doing this

"""""massacre"""""

The only crime there was that not enough traitor yankee scum were killed

not a bad shout tbf

>anime shitters

arthur is a normie anime

Actual Karen

APOLOGIZE

>posts canadian anime

I smoke Sterling fresh taste or whatever the fuck they're called. Gonna stop tho because every cunt asks you for one seeing as how they can be menthol or not.

Need a good menthol cig.

the slags on faketaxi are great but it just kills it to think of this fat cabbie fucking them

Tomorrow at work:
>Guy who sits next to me: "You get up to anything at the weekend?"
>Me: "nah just sat around mostly"
>Him: *nods pensively*

i swear to god if i ever met one of you anime degenerates id knock you fucking jaw off 2bh

feel a bit sick whenever someone mentions menthol

so benzos probably wont do anything, lsd only caused harm, mdma would probably fuck me up even more, weed makes my heart race and makes me feel im having a heart attack

seems my third eye will never be opened and the pain will always be there

*pinches your strawberry*

FIVE (5) DEATHS

Me and my dad

ahh yes, very impressive

Why does the first bottle of Newcastle Brown of the night taste so good while each one after gets progressively worse?

>menthol

thank you

"No"

me in the picture on the right

>tfw Brodge signs him for Celtic next season

bit of a bender ain't ya?

Newcastle sucks

based brenny

find it interesting that (You) rhymes with jew

>kinda drunk
>still thinking about her


I NEED MORE!!!

Just heard my wee bro saying *tips fedora* to someone on teamspeak playing oldschoolRS (pleb) going to have to assert my dominance as the alpha big bro of the house and show him who is the better memelord

Unironically rate Suarez as the best striker in the world. Literally better than Messi and Penaldo.

Nothing wrong with menthols.

FUCK OFF
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are you 15

It's pronounced 'yow', you cretin.

drinking only makes me think about these things more 2bh

>I rate suarez

Bet I got banned for that

really sinking my teeth into this post

Fuck up your from fucking Birmingham and also a malnourished chav runt.

its a bookstore in Paris. it's literally not allowed to search so you just pick and buy a book that won't make a pile fall. there might be some real wonders somewhere in there that no one will touch sadly

not really a hot take