Tech job

I just got hired as a technician for the technology department for a local school district. What should I make sure I know before going in?

Install gentoo

woah wait, what area??

Yeah no

dont molest any students

yo if it's in 518, im breaking you in nigga

I hope you get vanned on day 1 you sick peophile fuck.

>yo
>nigga
>breaking you in
what did nigger mean by this

>weeb
>seeks employment among children
shoe fits

DEADASS B

518 as in NY? No

Don't cream your pants when you see 13-27 y.o. girls

It's for the DISTRICT not a specific school for fucks sake. I'll be in an administration building all day.

gross wtf man, you might as well watch granny porn at that point

Wear your best anime tie.

The one with lolis on it?

he's going to nig you when school is about to close

Make sure they're at least 16 if you get a chance for extra activities.

Oh, and try to only introduce back doors that you can favorably exploit.

how do i get this job

apply
have certs
wait until week 3

OP here I have no certs it's a program through my degree

I just have a CS degree.
Fuck...

apply anyway and be able to do things that seem relevant to the skills section on the app

well you obviously are a lolicon so you're going to have a hard time containing your desire to share that you love little girls. For the love of god don't show any of your coworkers your phone wallpaper.

This. I work at a school as a janitor while I go to school. They'll basically baby sit you for all of whatever training you do. Don't worry, just apply and work hard, it's hard to get fired from a state job anyway.

>it's hard to get fired from a state job anyway.
It's also hard to live on that salary.

I worked at one for a while. Stock up on keybords, mice, and RAM. Kids steal the keys and smash the mice, and the computers always need ram.

also dnt cream yourself when you see those 13-27 y.o girls and their grandmas

This

What makes you think I'm a pedo?

Represent

you're on Sup Forums

can always sell drugs to kids

>play video games
>walk among public


>watch/read scifi
>become spaceship pilots

>watch rick/morty
>become genius

It's perfectly OK to love them as long as you don't touch

I hope you have lots of patience because you're going to be interacting with a lot of technologically inept people.

I've done this kind of stuff before as an intern, I get a good feeling when someone with a PHD values you for reinstalling their Google Chrome.