Tfw you will never be a good old boy

>tfw you will never be a good old boy

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Why would you want to be a fucking fat loser lmao

this, the fuck's wrong with you nigel? been sniffing too much glue?

I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my good old boy guts is gonna get me down?

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>average southener

How's your vacation going in the UK?

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>self hating americans

There's nothing left to save.

Daily reminder that the only two states that have become more white since the 1990's have been south carolina and Tennessee.

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>hurr durr we're whiter
congrats but you still live in poverty Appalachia boy

Give it a rest, nobody likes a ameriboo anywhere. Go and put the kettle on you cunt.

>imblying I was born in a shitty southern state
If I was born in hell I might hate myself but I'm loving the american life

The south
>known for politeness, even when insulting
>most culture in the US
>best food in the US
>would be the only region in the US to not bend over with their ass in the air if we ever got invaded
>only accent that's not annoying as fuck
>knows their rights and won't stand for a corrupt government, no matter the odds

Beautiful and truthful post man!
t. East Texas

Midwest and south are based

>known for politeness, even when insulting
not quite
>most culture in the US
possibly
>best food in the US
i guess
>would be the only region in the US to not bend over with their ass in the air if we ever got invaded
no
>only accent that's not annoying as fuck
not even close
>knows their rights and won't stand for a corrupt government, no matter the odds
lmao

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>known for politeness
you mean artificial smiles and annoying phrases
>most culture
"no"
>best food in the US
absolutely
>would be only region in the US to not bend over with their ass in the air if we ever got invaded
not true
>only accent that's not annoying fuck
you have the worst accent
>know their rights and won't stand for corrupt government, no matter the odds
actually the south are the biggest bootlicking cunts ever