1 your country

[William Brown]

1 your country
2 do you speak finnish

1 new zealand
2. not

[Jayden Nguyen]

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No

[Leo Kelly]

det här

[Jayden Thomas]

spain
no

[Jacob Long]

the land of animali
not

[Asher Ward]

zitto animale

[Ryder Campbell]

Minä puhun vähän suomea. Olen huono opiskelija.

I really ought to try and study on a regular basis but it's just damn hard.

[Chase Turner]

Vocaroo some Jack.

[Gavin Green]

Give me a few minutes, I'll do once I'm out of bed. But I'm willing to bet you'll bust a gut with laughter. I can't roll the "r" so I sound retarded.

[Brody Hill]

1. Österland
2. No, only Swedish

[Adam Bennett]

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I do, but pretty weakly

[Justin Butler]

vocaroo.com/i/s0NnR1yDP8xD

It's too fucking early to try and speak your damn language.

[Connor Wright]

I dont get the "han" sounds you made so the meanings around it neither. Swearing was okay

[Owen Thomas]

I was to beginning saying something and mucked it up, thus the cursing.

[Wyatt Long]

No but Netflix and Facebook keep suggesting it.

[Luis Scott]

huutis starttaa

[Colton Cook]

Finland NO

I am monolingually Swedish from Helsingfors

[Joseph Russell]

1. Slovakia
2. Pic related

[Ian King]

En ymmärrä.

[Caleb Howard]

I speak Hungarian, that's basically the same as Finnish :^)

Praised be our chink ancestors!

[Christian Peterson]

>I speak Hungarian, that's basically the same as Finnish :^)
lol

[Eli Garcia]

you really put some emphasis on that vittu saatana

+1

[Lucas Ramirez]

Come now. If I heard a bunch of Finns speaking from a distance where I could only make out a few words and the rythm and tone of the language I could easily mistake it for Hungarian.

Also despite the Turanic meme, we are insanely proud to count civilized folks like yours our distant relatives.
The fact that you look like elves intrigues us even more

[Gavin Bailey]

Kiitos. I still can't say perkele properly and probably never will.

[Carter Lee]

1. Flag
2. Inte alls.

[Elijah Baker]

Incredible.

[Joshua Sullivan]

If you look for similarities between Finnish and Hungarian you have to look at really basic words because they are the oldest eg.

csók a kezünket
suukota kättäni

nyíl véres
nuoli on verinen

[Blake Perez]

A really passionate perkele at 1:05 for learning purposes

youtube.com/watch?v=6CU9ElmxURk

[Nicholas Nguyen]

1. Finrand
2. No. I just pretend to speak finnish in mämmi. No one can tell the difference.

[Oliver Howard]

Did he just call the cops pissheads 46 seconds? Sadly it's because I can't roll my r, so I just sound stupid as shit.

[Zachary Nelson]

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No, but it's a pretty cool language

[Josiah Myers]

Yup, he did. Even though kusipää is roughly equivalent to asshole when used as an insult

[Ryder Sanchez]

No, the shopkeepers. He tried to steal bananas but won't admit it.

He gets agitated at 0:55 because the cops asks why he has a toothbrush inside his jacket

[Angel Morales]

More learning material
youtube.com/watch?v=xuywUEdkvTM

T: Not that guy

[Andrew Russell]

I had trouble pronouncing r when I was little, even got professional help but it didn't work. Then one summer while sitting in a sauna with mom she made me repeat "perkeleen turkulainen" over and over and I learned it.

[Julian Martinez]

youtube.com/watch?v=YH63N0GyvxM

Poro belong on pizza not the roads.

[Owen Lee]

It definitely doesn't belong in pizza. If you want to eat game you should be eating moose and reindeer milk, fur or bones aren't good for anything so I'm not actually sure what the purpose of reindeer herding is.

[Parker Cook]

>fur or bones aren't good for anything

[Adrian Roberts]

>The best pizza in the world has reindeer meat in it

[Joshua Sullivan]

1. Kek
2. No I don't, but everybody speaks English

[Ryder Cox]

silencio animal

[Noah Morgan]

sweden
MOMMY NEVER LEARNED ME

[Carson Gonzalez]

I did have reindeer before I left by itself. It was pretty good stuff though you got to have that lingoberry jam with it.

[Sebastian Sanders]

1. cunt
2. No, its a meme language, no one in reality speaks it. We just put random words together and pretend it means something.

[Juan White]

Isn't that how every language works?

[Anthony Miller]

vittu perkele

[Jeremiah Cruz]

delete this, i can see my friends in there

[Hudson Clark]

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paska

[Josiah Barnes]

Nej, jag talar svenska.

[Carson Baker]

flag
nyet

[Luke Gonzalez]

samma här
finnar är mongolfolk från centralasia

[Brody Torres]

Jag har en häst som springer.

[Kevin Flores]

Japon
Non

[Brody Sullivan]

Ju, samma här. Bara Svenska. Altid Svenska.

[Austin Bennett]

Alla min kaverin är svensktalande bättrefolk

[Gavin Hall]

Leveää Ameriikan puhetta. Ei huono :D

[Nathaniel Nelson]

Min pappa seglar med sina svensktalade kompisar.

[Daniel Hill]

me on the left

[Christopher Phillips]

What is leveää in this? Wide American speech?

[Elijah Brooks]

Yes

[Jason Allen]

nej jag är en finlandsvenskt bög pojken jag är bög bättrefolk svenskt pojkar vasa kusi vittu

[Jordan Diaz]

Nyt sitten vittu vitun bättrefolk antakaa mulle rahaa saatana perkeleen pilluperseet!

[Tyler Smith]

Du är mongoljävel

[Adam Thompson]

åå shit got caught bye gotta go nu :DD

[Juan Edwards]

Different dialects:
>Turku
youtube.com/watch?v=JzyI6SBoUVA
>Karelia
youtube.com/watch?v=mnpfnYweSTQ
>Savonia
youtube.com/watch?v=C8IxldC_x0Q
>Hesburger
youtube.com/watch?v=HQZK-DKmcPI
>Ostrobothnia
youtube.com/watch?v=rcQXcpgHMD0
>Tampere
youtube.com/watch?v=igmFo28x4f0
>Lapland
youtube.com/watch?v=jPsxDCQUCLc

[David Johnson]

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Vain vähän, koska siirryin Suomeen. Olen nyt Italiassa kesälomalla.

(Pls correct me if I wrote it wrong)

[Jonathan Murphy]

>dialects

If you speak something other than Uusimaa Finnish you gotta shut the fuck up

[Julian Wood]

>siirryin
Moved = muutin. Otherwise it's good.

[Mason Sanders]

When should I use siirtyä?

[Christian Phillips]

Maybe when your company re-assigns you to another department

[Kevin James]

1. Ryssänmaa.
2. Mä olen opiskellut suomea kahden vuoden ajan, mut en vieläkään puhu tää kieltä hyvin.

[David Brooks]

When you are drinking with friends and you siirtyä to the bar.

[Hudson Lee]

Kiitos

[Asher Foster]

I guess if you "transferred" to Finland somehow, you might use it. Usually you use it to describe just physical movement, not the act of changing your home.

[Levi Morales]

me on the right

[Jacob Carter]

Alright except tää->tätä

[Jonathan Anderson]

tämä, tää
this

[Wyatt Kelly]

1. hui
2. pissalla kakkala pukkala sukkalainen
no i don't speak finnish i'm not a finno-ugric pidor

[Anthony Sanchez]

breddy gud :D

[Carter Green]

Your country is a dick?

[Nolan Hernandez]

Have you not heard?

[Ethan Martinez]

The way it sounds to us. Americans have this tendency to speak "wide" when they speak Finnish. Everyone naturally has an accent but "wide" is usually what Americans have.

[Cameron Turner]

Benis :DDDDDD

[Jose Martinez]

Hungary
I will start learning it soon

[Levi Price]

flag
I can do whatever you want me to bb

[Logan Jackson]

1. chilel
2. no, unfortunately

[Evan Russell]

Western dialects are barely even Finnish. The tone, flow, rhythm, pronunciation and all sound foreign.

[Matthew Clark]

Why don't people speak Finnish?

[Daniel Bell]

Have you ever heard the language?

[Austin Robinson]

Estonian
a few swear words yes

[Joseph Phillips]

Yes. I happen to speak Finnish, although some people don't always understand, what I try to say.

[Hunter Carter]

>Pilapasknäär :D

[Matthew Bailey]

Ah, I think I understand. We hold out and drag out words?

[Christopher Campbell]

>mihin haluut skujaa
>kiitos samoin
ebin

[Levi Phillips]

Can we all just agree that Savonian is the best dialect?

[Ayden Fisher]

It is the funniest one.

[Jacob Torres]

Yeah, they're jolly people anyway

[Logan King]

True. Sometimes there are some funny moments, when people don't quite understand, what I'm trying to say.

[Julian Green]

t. Raimo from Bönde

[Thomas Barnes]

>Bönde
Like I said, barely even Finnish.