At apple store

At apple store
What do

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get a mac of course

Roman salute.

install Gentoo

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Hang yourself with those cords hanging from that desk.

start smashing shit with a metal ball

Pull out your dick and wave it around

>get on table
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM PIIIIICKLE RIIIIICK
>get rewarded free macbook and ipad

Put this image on at least one of the laptop wallpapers.

Because Linus uses a Mac too? Because Linus does a mac.

Leave and go home

Go about your business like civilized human being

Press control-option-command-8 on all the macs

That's nice image quality.

What camera?

Post wallpaper i beg you

smash every device you can see while shouting "I want my refund"

Change the background picture, for each model, to what the specs are, how expensive they are, and compare them to other laptops.

Should yell

"Install gentoo"

...

Disgusting. Delete immediately.

>proceeds to awkwardly walk out in a hurry with head down

No, he is suppose to walk around proudly with his superior intellect as he doesn't use overpriced botnet crap.

yell out

GNU SLASH LINUX WILL LIBERATE YOU FROM PROPRIETARY SOFTWARES RESTRICTIVE LICENSE

TUX FOR LIFEE

and run out

Do some coding.

Better to just install Gentoo in a VM and then full screen it.

See if anyone can figure it out.

break everything like the rick & morty watching pleb you are

nah he dropped the macbook air

yell out

REPENT SINNERS!
GOD SAID 640X480.
GOD SAID NO NETWORK, NO CIA NIGGERS.
GOD SAYS "sin elevated Sodom's child enmities fallacies cometh impurity temporately review texts privacy cannot answerest journey as boasting"

buy something or get out
plain clothes security has you tagged already

pedo shit

detonate your bomb vest

S8

talk about how vegan you are to the store employees

Get out of there

What did user mean by this?

Start shooting up the place. Yell "Allahu Akbar" while doing it though.

>BOTH hands on the keyboard
This bitch a magician?

How many bullets do you have? Maybe we can turn you into a patsy.

Go up to one of the apple workers and ask them what happens to your files in the cloud if it starts to rain - ask if they have insurance for that.

do they have iphone Xs?

>November

Turn op the volume then open the terminal on each Mac and enter sleep 300; for i in {1..1000}; do say "niggers"; done

idk maybe they have demos before the real release fucker

See all dates to 1970 and reboot. Does that shit still work?

Make your water break.
Sink or swim, who fucking cares.

uhhhhh what is wrong with her tits(?)

>fat hand
>messy room
>poor camera
ew, disgusting macfag be gone

>every neet android user ever

...

teach bitches how to swim

Jamal, please stop

I wouldn't be caught dead typing on that abomination of a keyboard

...

pop pop pop
watch the faggots drop

MACTODDLERS BTFO

laugh at all the low testosterone, beta, nu-males and how weak and pathetic they are

Those post wall hands though

cd ..
ls
ls
cd ..
cd ..
ls

checked and reminds me of my DOS days:
cls
dir
cls
dir
cls
dir
cls
dir

over and over while thinking

post this image on every iphones wallpaper

Why is he wearing a dress?

mass shooting

Literally none of those people need such an expensive piece of hardware.

We should invite her to our startup

He's ded
How come he is still in the photo
>2spooky

fpbp

>unpeeled potatoes
That's a dealbreaker even tho I could solely fap to the hands

notice how there's not a single jamal in there.

android really is for poor niggers.

>ruby
why is it always fucking ruby?

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Ask to see an iPad and take a shit on it you filthy animal

UMA DELICIA

get a gun, shoot at random:
youtube.com/watch?v=evvXlmYw4wk

Tell them you want to install Gentoo, and ask how much a macbook costs with no OS. Demand to know what they are afraid of when they tell you it cannot be done.

Neste fio, fala-se agora na Língua Portuguesa!

not op but i usually open Sup Forums on every public computer with internet connection.

underrated.

...

Kill yourself.

kys satan

Homosex

#kodewithkarlie

Post nudes

>bais

SOPA DE MACACO

t. Alberto Barbosa

Leave

Clearly the only answer

This is mostly why I don't want an iPhone. I never want to deal with technologically illiterate retards/soccer moms again.

This

delete this

Buy iPhone
Receive complementary anal sex.

UMA

are those whole potatoes in that salad

he dead because of cancer...
I see what cancer do to my uncle, aunt and grandfather...

and I also have tutor and lucky that tutor is benign.
its not OK to joke about it dude

put pepe as the wallpaper on all the computers

*tumor

Virginia?

Where is this one? All of the apple stores near me are constantly flooded with pic related

*AIDS