Do you own a copy of the Holy Word of God, Sup Forums ?

Do you own a copy of the Holy Word of God, Sup Forums ?

No but a Quran

a few

yeah I think I still have my schoolbooks somewhere

A few. I like KJV and NIV. It certainly helps when it has lots of subtext to give more complete translations.

And words of Christmas in red. Because the apostles got off the rails rather quickly when left to their own.

Of course, sadly today christian girls aren't like her.

explain

Yes.

Of course.
Digital and paperback.

How can the Bible be the """holy""" word of G*d when it's forged (e.g. half of the letters ascribed to Paul are forgeries), edited by copyists to fit their own theology in the 1st and 2nd century, filled with contradictions and based on unreliable manuscripts (we don't even know how the originals said)?

Of course, only uneducated and uncivilised pagans don't.

This thread wasn't asking if you read or believed what's in the Bible.

No , I watch degrassi Tyson and Bill nyan , what's the point in religilies?

LeL, why westens are so religious?

Because living is nice and the food isn't shit

it is implied

Ok well, I do own two Faroese translations of the """"""""""""""""holy"""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""word"""""""""""""""" of G*d.

Coming from a Russian this is funny.

>tfw no faroese speaking bf

Yes, but I want to get rid of it and get a new one. When I got it there were a few pages for like name and address, and what I scribbled in is really messy and makes it look like the owner has down syndrome.

yeah a pretty old one

Venice?

not really

Eh, I use google when I'm curious about some reference.

You mean this guy?

How are Faroese girls?

About 30% of them are religious but the rest are just fine

Yeah, I have a copy of the Bible on my bookshelf, mainly because a lot of western literature has been influenced by it.

Wew, it seems like you're completely fedora m8.
What happened?

You're French m8. France is completely secular. I grew up in a religious shithole. The Faroe Islands are kind of like the American south. About 95% of the population is Christian.

A few in multiple languages.

>Catholics belittle Protestants for "inaccurately translating the bible"
>Catholics translate the OT from the Greek Septuagint
>Protestants translate directly from the Hebrew Scriptures
Hehe

You're right.
I must say we don't have to care about religion and do not hear about it too much.

Now send the qt christian Faroese by boat to get rid of them.

good circumcised goy

No :^)

Cucked by comfy lives, easier to justify shit with magical sky person powers when you don't see bad shit happen

Stay away from them. They will make you marry them and spit out 3 Christian baby machine immediately.

God is in everything.

He's love and pity incarnated
yet he's the cruelest one.

I'm not at ease with him

Yeah, should buy a new one tho, since the old one I have is quite old already

wtf i love faroe now

>They will make you marry them and spit out 3 Christian baby machine immediately

this is my dream. please, send them

>Proud American Protestants

No, trust me. They are like Muslims. It's the reason why we have the highest fertility rate in Europe.

I can still abandon those little devils.

>>Catholics translate the OT from the Greek Septuagint

Catholics translate the Bible from the hebrew and correct a few passages with the septuagint.


The Septuagint was used by the apostles and Jesus, therefore christians should use it instead of the """hebrew""" bible.

I don't care. This is perfect.

>tfw no Christian wife to give you 5 or 6 children

>ask mom why she decided to get me circumcised
>says the doctor convinced her it was healthy for males
>ask the doctors name
>"Herschel"

Fuck…

Yeah I probably have a couple laying around someplace

Got 3 different versions at home, King James, American Standard Version and The Vulgate (I don't understand Latin though)

Also got a copy of the Mormon book, the Quran and the Torah

I studied theology in college and I am what most people call an agnostic.

Please list the most important historical books everyone should own.

My parents have an almost identical story for why they got me cut....

hoping his barbarism stops in a few generations now that people are being exposed to how much bullshit it is.

depends if you are a literate person you can get some of the western canon
but the thing is it's just aesthetics really, intellectual feel good

34% too much

The Bible, The Iliad, The Odyssey.
The rest is bonus.

>implying Jesus could read Greek
>implying Jesus could even read

This, but also Aeneid

>the bible, the illiad and the odyssey

you the type of nigga who set a marble bust of some dead white dude as your facebook profile picture

>no Divina Commedia

It's a miracle just like Peter the Aramaic-speaking Palestinian fisherman who became fluent in Greek and learn rhetorical techniques

Kek the same thing happened to almost everyone I know, including me

I think circumcision in America is pretty much over after this generation

Extremely disturbing.

I own copies of the Quran and Bible. I've never bothered to really read them. The Bible seems a lot more coherent than the Quran though.

No, but I have a copy of "On the Origin of Species" by C. Darwin.

>inb4 hat memes

I have a copy of the god delusion by dawkins

inb4 tip

Why?

the bible is free you can just take them in some places

I'm a well educated and civilized pagan and own the Bible but never read it. Praise Ukko!

Yes, of course.

No they don't

You that greek was a common language spoken in trade and private life

yes

I do

i'm using one to prop up the shelf where i keep my smut

ofc haven't read it in years tho too lazy to dig it up

Spoken among the upper class in urban centers of trade, you liar

You're also forgetting the legacy of the Maccabean rebellion against Greek influence on Jewish culture. Jesus, being the guy who referred to a gentile woman as a dog and told his followers not to preach among them, was a reactionary in line with the "fourth philosophy", who considered the Sadducees and Jewish upper class as "fifth columns"

I do. I have a 7.5kg heavy bible. It's pretty big.

No its was the lingua franca of the area. And jesus called a Samaritan women a dog. Which were hated by jews

yes i own a catholic bible

Why do you want Christian girls to be druggie whores?

Then why are arabs so religious when we see horrible things happen around us on daily basis?