Apple: "Perfection no longer priority"

thenextweb.com/apple/2017/10/13/apple-iphone-x-design-guides-time/?amp=1

Jesus fucking Christ.

They are finally running out of ideas Jobs had.

Literally meaningless.

TWO CLOCKS

Wow, the time is mismatched in a stock photo. Guess Apple is dead

Jobs would never let a phone be released with that notch.

This comes to the surprise of nobody.

RIP in peace Steve. You might have been an asshole, but you were a beautiful asshole.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I WANNA SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL

>2clocks/10
Go away apple

I have an iPhone for work and it's 5 minutes fast, so when I get text messages they all say "5 minutes ago".

how can fagpple recover, OP?

Jobs would publically verbally berate anyone who suggested releasing a phone with such a notch.

sometimes you have to be an asshole. there's nothing wrong with assholishness, it's how and when you apply assholishness

Considering how long they stuck to LCD I'd say perfection hasn't been a priority for a long time

Jobs never had any ideas, he'd just look at what other people did and say "let's steal that and shoehorn it in and make it look fancy so retards think it's well done".

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And yet they've made more profit per quarter than the entirety of humanity's technology output combined.
Stay poor.

Jobs literally berated consumers to stop holding the iPhone 4 in a normal manner because holding it normally caused the antenna to function poorly. Don't act like he was some patron saint of good design.

it's simply at the bottom

thistbhfam

Just look at this toddler toy they made from copying unix's dock.

Holy fuck that's obnoxious.

>he'd just look at what other people did and say "let's buy/copy that and hone it and make it look appropriately so users will like using it".

fix

Lol, this:

>Wow, the time is mismatched in a stock photo. Guess Apple is dead

That's not the default behavior, he's just shitposting.

Its because retarded fags like you start buying any appleshit product they come out with, just bend over and accept that the entirety of human society should Fuck you in the ass for being such a gayyestfag

>no longer

I guess Microsoft picked up that same guy and got him to help write the windows installer

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top snozzle

I'd rather be poor with some decency in me than support a mustache twirling villain in real life.

I'm glad Jobs is dead.

>profit

>they don't know about apples 9:41 gag

What's really funny is that Jobs died because he thought a hippie diet would cure his cancer lol

>no longer priority
>no longer

> HindenBook
Lost

what about the mac that used to get so hot that chips would desolder spontaneously from the mobo?

whats the gag

>gayest generation
kek

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But it was revolutionary!
That's where Samsung copied the idea for exploding batteries from.

lmao!
2 clock!


someone make an Apple version of pic related

You don't get rectal cancer from anal sex.

>OLED screen
>figure they will blend the status bar seamlessly into the notch, the white icons seemingly floating on the top black bar
>"NOPE"
what the fuck is wrong with them

>what is papilomavirus

The first faggot that I met died from it.

This. I actually think the screen design could've been good if they had done that, but nah.

That can cause anal cancer not rectal cancer (aka colorectal cancer).

Yes those are different.

How even do you manage to fuck this up in 2017.
Pic related, even me OneplusTwo with stockOS manages.

Rip user :'(

>hindenbook
ayylmao

>all of Sup Forums bandwagoning
Just admit the notch is unique and innovative.

After all since iphones now come in black we needed a way to properly distinguish our purchases in public.

I can't have plebs asking if my phone is a lagdroid.
(Could you imagine?)

ENJOY YOUR SHITTY GREEN CHAT BUBBLES!!!!

>copy million year old male pattern balding
>call it innovative
>brain dead isheep just take it hook line and sinker

You can't make this shit up.

You pay 9 hundred 4 something worth 1 hundred.

By the popularity metric Islam is best religion.

The notch is stupid on purpose to generate hype.

There are more Christians than Muslims.

You don't not get rectal cancer from anal sex.

Not devout/practicing ones.

not of any one denomination

>read that Jobs left them a book
>it was either too hard to understand or he had too much faith in Tim Cock to do the right thing

Buy Apple products.

>Just admit the notch is unique and innovative.
Uh-oh.

You are but a baby. Watch this:

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>no contrast on the clock

lmao

that would piss me off so bad, with some having pm and others the full time

This 100%

How would anyone know that I'm using a $1000 iPhone without some kind of unique visual indicator? I don't want people to think I'm poor and using a Note 8.

>your life in The ultimate your pocket digital device

people who have anal sex probably can detect it more often.

>not rendering a sundial on your homescreen with OpenGL

>What is Shia/Sunni.

That's a widget on the old HTC phones, not the lockscreen you dumbass applefag

That fucking notch. Goddamn I hate it more with each passing week.

I have a clock on my homescreen for aesthetic purposes

Already people are copying Apple. Impressive. Samsung is also developing 3D face detection. Why is Apple always leading?

Apple is Samsung's biggest customer.

Fanboy wars are just fodder to help increase sales yty.

When has applel ever done anything perfectly

But do you have TWO clocks?

He cried over using the wrong type of cd drive!

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Well there's the tiny one on the corner, can that even be turned off?

Literally history's luckiest autistic manchild that got surrounded by history's biggest spineless betas.

Jobs would've been a jobless homeless hippie that died in a ditch if a single person at Applel had any balls at any time in its history.

without Job's autism and ocd micromanagement Apple would have kept doing stupid shit and died in the 90s

>Apple would have kept doing stupid shit and died in the 90s

There's still hope in time travel.

when you unlock the device, you also have 2 clocks dude, no idea why you all losing your mind over something trivial