Culture Pals - /cp/

Culture Pals: Malta edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hang out with the lads, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, upgrade your autism to Turbo Autism™, make sick bants about cray cray qts, share replies from pastas, etc.

>Online 1 month ago

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First for yellow fever

You should have used the Natalia-in-a-box image

3rd for zero message

RIP burger

>Press F to pay respects

First for Pizzaface :^)

To be honest I don't have this picture on my culture pals meme folder, pls upload it.

I wonder if he did a flip

yes ;_;
It's just my time desu
I love you all too
Will do, just need to wait for my helium to come in
I did and she told me to do it ;_;
Not ded yet
I have done a flip in the past but this isn't why

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We understand user. See you on the other side.

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What will your last fap be?

Thanks Hawaiibro

Are you the guy whose sister studies on the same uni as smalteser, right? If so, is she really annoying irl as well?

Why don't you go fight isis with the Kurds and maybe get a qt kurd waifu or die a hero if you don't want to live anymore?

Can I get your steam?

No idea yet, any recommendations?

That's a good idea might do that
Will post it here when I do it

Google "suicide porn"

sauce on that ass

tfw got gf from interpals

How long did you have to talk to her for?

A few weeks before we met. She lives in the same city as me but she's visiting family in Russia now.

/adorisa is a Kurd from Iraq, tell her about your Peshmerga plans :3

This sucidal user do this

>all I do anymore is talk to my qt
Is this healthy?

Do you get lewdz?

Fuck, I am late.

REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING

I stopped caring about them a while ago before I started talking to her, so no.

Rusky and Ukáčka love the Big Bohemian Cock

Then the answer to your question is no.
t. im a doctor

talex

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t. doesn't mean "source"
You should have used "t. a doctor"

t. a professor of memery

talex

I'm Dutch though

Incoming steamgroup butthurt

well, they do anyway

got a French qt to start calling me sir

pretty hot desu

Thanks, it was my first time.

t. a newly transcended memer

I'll take your word for it but she said she doesn't like Czech guys, not sure why.

>Hello there my name is Derek and I am from the United States of America specifically Los Angeles (Where Hollywood is lol) Mind if I help you with your English?
What did he meant by saying this?

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY GROBGERANIUMS, HERE'S A PIC OF OF RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA BY COBRY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the video game section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Because czechav probably

She prolly didn't want to make you jealous :^)
Local Russian and Ukie immigrant qts message me all the time

I don't know what that means

>/cp/
wow look at all these pedos that didnt even by GOY$ or all 100+ of the EU$ dlc.

Pls buy stellaris

>Qt asked me how many guns i own

>Said two

>She said is that all

Iktfb and she's from your country

she's only gone and done you pal

epic

Google it! You will have some nice months ahead of you friend-o :D

Do you live in Prague?

Ah it's the Czech Porn thing.

Netherlands or Czech Republic?

Shoot her then

Czech Republic, I didn't realize you were the Dutch guy

r8 my profile pic

Have you met her?

Emphasizes the double chin

shes a keeper, m8

Needs more memes

Not yet but I'm going to in a couple weeks, so I wouldn't consider her my gf yet since I want to meet in person before I actually say that.

No tojo thats a bad zitto animale

>think if i had 3 she would be impressed?

>brazil
>white

Brno aka Czech silicon valley aka Czech Malmö

How do I hold on longer during the fug?

t. Johan

Stroke penis.

Dubs confirm user should i get an AR-15 or a mosin and sks?

t. Kurek

think about boring stuff

kurek is based

t. cobra

>lives in america
>not having AR-15
definitely the AR, my man.
or ask they would probably know better

Jerk off an hour or less before sex

johan is based

/gsg/ is leaking again

How's South Brazil my white friend?

I ain't Alex

Most AR-15 owners are fags but its the most common long gun around i already frequent /k/ and all i get is shit posting

Really Would like a G3 but its pricy

but then I won't have as much pleasure and will to fug her.

should i do this before my first time?
i feel like i`ll end up nutting really quick, and dont want to make a fool of myself
t.virgin

t. Alex

>leaking
It's integration lad, we are bringing the good word of liquor and civilization to savages

Are you fag or something??

Do your duty and slay that booty

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That ain't me

Good luck dude. Where in the Czech Republic does she live?

Oh she lived there for a year to do Czech language courses. Lots of Russians live there she said.

How many messages do you guys exchange with your qt everyday?

go with the G3, even tho its more expensive you can have it buried with you and when your tomb is excavated you will be seen as a rich warrior

talex

Yes i mostly do it before hate fucking if its some one i am dating or care about we just keep going on sex marathons till we stink of sweat and each others cum

>Bring Gatorade

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

Shut up, I am Alex

Thanks, she's from Ostrava

Tru

>2116
>SJW gener neutral scientists discover my tomb
>they unseal it
>the sheer amount of bad assery emitting from my rifle and spent casings cause the triggering
> the entire civilization melts like the nazis in raiders the lost arc

It was my privelage

This IS you

is this a /gsg/ raid again

seejust some colonial migration

what is your favorite fruit?