What's the most Anglo name possible?

What's the most Anglo name possible?

Nigel

Wyvern
for the ladies

Graeme Waddlesworth-Plimpington XVI

james

Steven, everyone knows a Steven.

Gavin

Alfred. Every time I hear that name I instantly imagine a skinny bearded anglo cuck

Muhammad

t.Wyzcyzyczxywqyzxyzwxwy (John)

Double barrelled last names like George Haylett-Petty

I always imagine Alfred being a servant

Oliver

John Nigel Smith

Remington.

William

Winston Smith

john dick-in-son

meh met-my-son

John Smith

Jeff

Zayden

Cuck Cuckson

Winston Chesterville-Manfield.

Tyrone Johnson

Reginald P. Cuckington

Could be a German though

Steven Wazofsky-Cockburn

Travis

محمد

>ville

You're secretly French, anglos

William

Bilbo Baggins