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British boyfriend thread

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Fuck Britain

rude desu

most of us look like this yano

Why don't you join the military lads?

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OP is a fag

just did a fart and it smelt vaguely of KFC

>the dam
?

>tfw you look at a lad and your willy tingles a bit
>tfw you're trying to wank and you keep accidentally thinking about sucking dick

Got me questioning my sexuality

Amsterdam

unironically have one of these

he's a 'ker

What if you have a bad trip in the middle of the flight? You never know how you're gonna react. Are you traveling solo?

*teleports into /brit/*
*hones katana skills*
*backflips*

Oh shit boys
The black pill 2 is finally out

youtube.com/watch?v=sDq50xGiLc0

he looks weird

>ywn be an Irish lass from County Wexford that moves to New York

I've always managed to turn a bad trip into a good one, just remember that you're on drugs and relax.
Travelling solo indeedy.

religion

I keep falling in love with girls who turn out to be lesbians

Kill me, why do I have to be attracted to andro girls?

Eggman is literally the most ugly/strange looking person i have seen (apart from people with some kind of illness)

science

islam is the religion of peace

are voices genetic?

is your voice not a mix of your mum and dads, like your appearance?

religion

dont buy into the glory of combat tha tmuch anymore and don't wanna hang out with call of duty nerds


i get my masculinity kicks elsewhere as im currently more masculine than you

>I'm more masculine than you
Haha doubt it mate
Sit down before you get hurt

On mood stabilizing medication for my own good.... and yours heh

black men ¬ police

trump is based

About to put a burning cylindrical paper tube filled with tobacco into my mouth to inhale the carcinogenic smoke in order to release dopamine to make me temporarily not want to die

they aren't genetic
but because you grow up with your parents you pick up their accent

-my eyes turn red as i feel the power of the jitsu coursing through me- I am a bricklayer -satisfied smirk-

Unironic self harm scars lol

who /bully/ here?

>About to put a burning cylindrical paper tube filled with tobacco into my mouth to inhale the carcinogenic smoke in order to release dopamine to make me temporarily not want to die

BEANS ON TOAST

Mum has an English accent Dad had a scottish I've got a Belfast

not the accent

the physical voice, the sound

trying to remember what it's like to go to bed and actually have to fall asleep instead of just passing out drunk

post toot

girl

Dude you're making us look bad.

That's determined by your vocal cords, right? I think male vocal cords are longer which makes the voice deeper, so I guess if your father has long vocal cords you will too.

he quality of life study is out, is not as fun as the HDI one but still has the meme potential.


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*crashes*

*walks into /brit/*
you're shit
psshh, nothing personnel...kids

how did a bunch of literal non-european mongols who never had their own country until 1917 become the best country in the world

so, trump is saying shit against Iran, and want a war against them......
i thought he was anti-war

They aren't mongols you idiot and they are European they are from the oldest European culture from way before indo-europeans

Only with Russia or China, countries we couldn't as easily beat

We could steamroll through Iran in like 2 months.

Go to go to bed lads, if I don't go now the birds will starting chirping and then I won't be able to sleep at all

Contemplating buying a pellet gun so I can shoot the annoying cunts

they are literal Uralic zhangs xiao bang fao

The pitch of your voice depends on the size of your head

he is also saying that he wants to make the military more strong LMAO....and they told me he was anti-establishment

he's anti-mexican runts like yourself, you've been messing this country around for far too long and it's about time for you to be put out of business

been eating granola lately

it's giving me massive poos

How do I get a handsome Brit bf?

From a culture that was in europe before our ancestors

talked to a girl who was on my course who i got off with in the final year of uni 2 years ago. she only got a 2:2 but i got a 2:1, but she got a job and moved on with her life whereas i just moved home and became an alcoholic NEET who refuses to work. great stuff

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>tfw your next door neighbour has like 10 kids
>tfw they live in abject poverty
>tfw they have like 30 stolen bikes in the back garden
>tfw the oldest son (19) got kicked out so he now lives in a tent in the front garden
>tfw they have an aggressive as fuck dog that's full of cigarette burns and constantly escapes and runs rampant around the streets
>tfw the 15 year old daughter has a kid

I fucking hate where I live

Why are brits so gay

Scared lads. We need to keep our eyes open all the time. We can switch off so easily in public.

Sounds like an episode of shameless

i can dig this

Don't think I'd mind it if they're white

That show is fucking terrible

Elaborate?

where the fuck do you live? even the vast majority of council estates aren't anywhere near this bad

>We

Ill shank anyone in this thread if i see them irl

pretty sure green eyes are fairly rare in this country, don't know why we'd be depicted like that

toot poster is gay LOL

A-At least you're on government checks, right?

You're really making yanks look terrible right now. Could you try to be a tad more clever?

stay woke f a m

Potential terrorist attack in London

what can I eat now?

This is so fucked up, but my step mum literally has 10/10 feet. They're pale and slender. She always always wears these knee length, stripey glove-socks and they fucking get my dick hard, it's hard being in the same room with her when she's not wearing shoes.

i've got a sausage for you if you catch my drift

no clue

hello italy how are you ?

>the oldest son (19) got kicked out so he now lives in a tent in the front garden

howling

Yep
I literally never care for my safety in public, I'm a clueless skinny runt
Unless I go into a shit area, then I'm on full focus

Surprised I haven't been mugged or blown up yet, but that will come one day

Vote for FN and leave the EU and we'll be as gay with you as you like France

>Terrorism is one possible motive being explored, the Metropolitan Police say.

hmmm, really makes you think...

Liverpool

Lots of totally fucked people where I live. Another woman lives near me, she wears the same track suit literally every day and when I see her taking her little kid to school she's always using a pram as a shopping trolley to haul around her alcohol.

Get lifting lad

>Potential terrorist attack in London

>Attackers ethnicity or motives not confirmed
>No reports of "Allah ackbar" scream or similar
>Only a single casualty
Standard stabbing desu, who gives a shit.

the uk version isnt

very strange reply to my post

I'd take a thousand terrorists over nonces like you

Oops wrong person
Sorry about this, but going to have to take my (you) back

Was meant for

*strangely replies to your post*

>when you make a post and there's an awkward silence of no posts after yours

lads.................

how are brits supposed to defend themselves against an attacker?

I'd love to but after leaving your economy crashed so hard it looks like ours now.

>#NotAllStabbers

*Sneezes on you*

I'm not trying to banter. I'm just asking, because this general and /cum/ are the only ones I see constant homo editions of.

Fully green eyes are rare as fuck no matter where you live, lots of British people have eyes like pic related though. Not quite green, not quite brown. I know more people with this eye colour than just brown eyes.

>tfw fully green eyes that get complimented sometimes

good feel

>could afford a £500 Mercedes E-Class
>insurance is £2500
fug :DD