I just found out I'm half jew, WTF

I just found out I'm half jew, WTF
Apparently lots of greeks are part jew

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I'm probably part jew too but not from my mother's side so I can't get in on the shekels.

I am jew aswell... what the fuck...

should I learn hebrew?
do I get a free mossad agent protecting me at all times?
It feels so weird

you can use your shekel sniffing powers to trick german taxpayers

I'm not good with money, the best I ever did was put them in 3 month CDs
guess the genes didn't trickle down the lineage

I am a Jew

Isn't Milo Yiannopolous a half-Jew Greek?

Hello Jewish brothers

I am greek.

Jews were mentioned as infiltrating Ancient Greece. Maybe other great countries have them too?

Welcome to the club.

The only good thing Hitler did was clearing out Northern Greece (Especially Thessaloniki) from Jews.

They were over 50% of the population at some point.

how do you cope with it

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Latest science says modern Jews are Greek/Iranian converts:
independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/scientists-reveal-jewish-historys-forgotten-turkish-roots-a6992076.html

>New research suggests that the majority of the world’s modern Jewish population is descended mainly from people from ancient Turkey(Anatolia), rather than predominantly from elsewhere in the Middle East.

>The new research suggests that most of the Jewish population of northern and eastern Europe – normally known as Ashkenazic Jews – are the descendants of Greeks, Iranians and others who colonized what is now northern Turkey more than 2000 years ago and were then converted to Judaism, probably in the first few centuries AD by Jews from Persia. At that stage, the Persian Empire was home to the world’s largest Jewish communities.

>According to research carried out by the geneticist, Dr Eran Elhaik of the University of Sheffield, over 90 per cent of Ashkenazic ancestors come from that converted partially Greek-originating ancient community in north-east Turkey (Pontus).

Direct link to the study:
gbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2016/03/03/gbe.evw046.full.pdf html

>Jews are getting btfo by their own Jew Science
>Israeli Jews btfo, you cant claim territories your ancestors never set foot on
>Evangelicals who support Ashkenazi Jews migration of Israel under the pretext that they are descendants of ancient Israelites btfo
>Jews can now claim they are whiter than Germans

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so I'm a grekojewception

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self-haters

Why do gooks hate Jews so much?

>jewscience
White supremacists everyone