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>be american
>get stabbed
>get the medical bill and go bankrupt
edition

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*does a dance*

doing a poo

korean pop

WE

Kyary

How was your first kiss lads?

feel like romeo

>korean pop

*an american walks on stage*
*audience boos*

>korean pop

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kazzer tbqh lads

Don't forget
>Be American
>Visit Londonistan
>Get stabbed

Good posts. Need my daily dose of Asians

Me and the gf met at school, one day I walked her to her bus and she kissed me on the cheek before getting on, I said "at least do it properly" and kissed her back on the lips

it's comforting to know that when you are stabbed by a jihadist

after a 6 to 8 month waiting period you can get treatment and don't even have to pay

what actually happens if you're NEET in america and get stabbed or some shit? you don't really have to pay that money surely?

alright

I avoid using female pronouns to avoid triggered the transphobes ITT

You should do what my sister did when she got the bill for over the air English TV and leave the country. Who the fuck pays medical bills?

glad my *walks off and talks to someone else* gimmick is taking off

it's an open source gimmick so feel free to use it whenever you like

smooth as fuck

Boo! Boo! Off the stage yank!

>what actually happens if you're NEET in america and get stabbed or some shit? you don't really have to pay that money surely?
You do. Fucked up innit?

*gives you the finger guns*

Gimmick Idea: Become a muslim and get away with crimes

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bit gay

Apparently it doesn't work if you're a sex offender haha

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business idea: scream at the top of your lungs for no reason

Poleaboo is eating 3 fishcakes (oven cooked) with ketchup

You die in the gutter.

Japanese balloons

got called a race realist in greggs

not good
obese female babysitter forced her tounge in my mouth when I was 7
got sexually abused tbqh

*gets up in your face*
Uh, you know what? I have plenty of black friends in real life, and I don't think they'd appreciate that sort of thing.
*shoves you to ground*
Pathetic racist

You should ask that yank bird what being stabbed by a paki feels like.

got called alt right in greggs

really makes you think

>London Knife Attack Suspect A Norwegian National
>An American woman is pronounced dead at the scene

umm?

flirting with a slaggy mid-40s milfy type from work on text lads

might do her on my day off haha. hmm.

>Poleaboo is eating 3 fishcakes (oven cooked) with ketchup

did you ever report her?

my first what?

How often do you see women with big tits in Japan?

waheyyyy get in there, my son!
lads lads lads
*you start crying*
waheyyy hahaha

Going on holiday tomorrow gotta pack my bags

Going to be shitposting under a new flag hehehe oh the fun I have

I watched a documentary years ago and a yank hospital put a dementia sufferer in a taxi to a random street because she couldn't afford her treatment.

>one chance at life
>not japanese

Just goes to show that Europe is a fucked up place that we should avoid like we do India desu

Hospitals in sanctuary cities, where Mexicans can't be sent back, must accept and pay for people with pesos which amount to 15¢. You would be driven to one of these and die inside like JFK.

no but my mum caught her stealing from our house and beat the shit out of her so I'm cool with it

If an aboriginal abseiled into my window right now and demanded my money or my life I would tell him I'd have to think about it

>user, why are there so many pictures of frogs on your computer?

>Americans charge $700 for saline
>literally salt water

Lad I am going to be honest and say that I do not know

I have been spoiled by anime tits so much that i do not consider anything bi

Like just after starting school I was talking to a group of friends and they where like yeah 安奈 田中 has some really huge breasts and everyone nodded in agreement but I was like, what they are not big at all and thus i gave away my power level

>wanting to compete to stay at work about who can stay the longest
>wanting an 11cm penis

fat girl i got with while drunk one night for the sake of losing my virginity

hated it

it never happened

Eat shit, bitch

but she was portuguese?

Reddit was a mistake.

Interesting. Thanks for the honest answer.

>one chance at life
>British

why is this country so fucking shite

>yfw when just received a free health check up
>put it in trash

are they bro tier

who are you and why are you in my house?

*Loads shotgun and places it in mouth*
W-wahey lads..

good lad

>ywn be part of the underground Tokyo drifting scene

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Enjoying that proxy, rasheed?

me swimming with the fishes

You are welcome, like for example to me these knockers are considered averaged sized while they would probably be huge by a normalfags standards if seen on a irl girl

dane?

surprised you've picked up on that an not the 120gb of tranny porn

Business idea: attend pro-Gaza rallies to burn Israeli flags despite not caring about Palestinians

Medicare exists, you retard

Sikhs are great, infinitely better than muslims

haha did the car go sidewards? did it? was there loads of smoke?? haha brilliant
*walks off and talks to someone else*

piss off rasheed

I'm out of a job lads, I didn't sleep tonight lads.
I am starved and don't feel like cooking lads.

What should I do?

business idea: push some political agenda despite taking no interest in it and for no particular reason

Is love a spook

Enjoying that rasheed, callum?

Nice long drink of Dettol

>be american
>pay the most for health insurance
>still get shitty service
top fucking kek

did you read any of that post you fucking dimwit runt

yeah

now that you've said that I might pop into the gudwara today for some free curry

In America if you have a baby without medical insurance they shove the baby back inside

haha...

ha...

hmm.

they spent more than 15% of gdp on health care and it's not free, we spent 10% of gdp and it's totally free, kek

Exactly the same desu. Didn't enjoy the kiss (or the sex) at all, just felt weird and unnatural.

*drifts into you and smiles as I hear your spine crunch under my squealing tyres

How did American go from 1940's America to this: ?

t. bender

>taking a sly photo of that

some fucking people...

My friend kissed me in the lips while I was at his house playing videogames after he grabbed my thigh and caressed my hair.

It was awkward and indecent.