Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture...

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

You forget the "no sense of aesthetics" part

Denmark is the Denmark of Scandinavia

all lies

bit rude

Imma pretty

Denmark is obviously the best country in Scandinavia, so its opinion is valid

No, that's Norway

Lies! Poland strong central European sarmatian country!

>sarmatian country
Go learn some history.

Poland is an accident of history.
In 20th century, it was gone, as it should have been.
But then, after world war 1, this artificial country with identity was created to weaken germany and russia

Yawn

hi pasta, the language is cute tho :3

this complement and its from Belarus, how nice :3

You forgot " easy to trigger and can't take any banter whatsoever "

Love you too

this is actually true, if anyone of you memesters ever bothered to pick up a history book, you'd know that Polands only purpose was to complete the belt of minor states between Western Europe and the Soviet Union.

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this is true, in every region of europe you have countries that should be there and countries that just sparked out of a shitty times to act as buffers.

Western Europe
>should be there: Spain, France, Italy, Germany, England, Austria
>shouldn't be there: Portugal, Ireland, Scotland, Switzerland, Belgium, Holland, Scandinavia as a whole, etc..

Eastern Europe
>should be there: Russia, Serbia, Greece, Romania, Czech
>shouldn't be there: the whole ex-yugo balkanians like slovenians, croatians, alganians etc. poland and the butthurt belt after the soviet collapse.

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Second this from first to the last word.

>You forgot " easy to trigger
You say we are easy to trigger, but you are triggered by our very existence. We don't need to do anything.

Poles are toilet cleaners of Europe

It worked for us.

It is our country,Japan

Geez, all that butthurt about little polan but why?