Time for a shitposting grand fest

Time for a shitposting grand fest.
Only people, who are NOT American invited.

Were you to be an American, whom would you vote for: Hillary or Trump? Provide a short explaination if possible.

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Hillary because i want to watch America meme around in the middle east

Trump, if forced to vote at gunpoint, otherwise I wouldn't vote. Fuck the whole Clinton family, but Hillary in particular

Trump

Spics are shit

I wouldn't vote for Hillary, I would vote against Trump.

Trump obviously

Hillary because Trump is a wild card, nobody knows what he is really going to do.
And that isn't a job where you can just try and see what happens.

Trump, I strongly oppose open borders

Usually I sympathise more with Democrats but Hillary is such a disgusting personality, I have no choice other than "support" Trump (although he's a fucking clown).
I don't really care about what they do with Mexicans, taxes or whatever since it doesn't really affect me or my country. But Trump says he wants America to play a more passive role in foreign policy, so I think he's less of a warmonger than Hillary.

>nobody knows what he is really going to do.
at least we know what he is not going to do - be dull

Hillary is the least shit of the two, so her. Wouldn't be happy about it though

Both are corp puppets.

jill stein but if i had to vote for one of these it would be hillary

Hillary: more experience and doesn't fall for obvious bait like a deranged egotist.

I really hope Trump wins and make peace with Russia and I will finally be able to consume more with my Russian salary.

Who am I kidding! He will not make Russians lives any better.

nice baits shame no one got them

Clinton for sure...she is politcal nerd with lot of experience, good economical program and great foreign policy

Trump is just tv clown populist

Trump because I want to see America burn

They are both shitty is hell. But I don't like Hillary because she is a war-mongering psychopath even compared to Tramp. No, really. Just remember her reaction when she saw video with Gaddafi's killing. She didn't care who it was, she just love violence and killing.

But after all I feel really sorry for USA, this time their candidats are even more ridiculous than Russian ones. Or maybe now they are on the same level.

so you know nothing about hillary

Fuck invitations. I can't hold my peace with so many people who don't get why Hillary is horrible for America and the world.
This one understands.

There's a slightly bigger chance that trump will nuke russia so trump.

Trump is a businessman.
He would prefer more trade between the countries and shutting out China and Mexico.

It's going to burn either ways
Funny how the worst possible candidates became the most possible to win kekekek

I'd vote for Trump if I had to choose. I like neither but I feel like I know what a Hillary administration would be and I'd rather gamble.

Gary Johnson because I'd rather not vote for an orange faced bufoon who is literally a reality TV star or a warmonger psychopathic thundercunt

Trump who opposes NAFTA and TPP.

I'd never vote for someone like Trump, but i kinda want him to win just to see what will happen. Either extreme disappointment from his voters, or a wild ride.
Hillary is a cunt. I like Bernie.

Trump is the true answer.

He will stop injerency in latin america because he hates us. and also will stop wars because warmongering is not actually benefitting america anymore, only a few jewish elites

Hillary on the other hand, she's the actual antichrist, under her administration WWIII will happen, she won't stop wars, meaning more refugees for yurop, and more fucked up geopolitics.

Trump is a businessman who wants the best for his country. He won't bomb anything

I know man

The election will be better than christmas

>Trump is a businessman who wants the best for his country
there is no reason to believe this

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>Hillary wants the best for her jewish overlords

I'd unironically try to run as a socialist candidate, no joke

wouldn't argue

>mfw Trump unironically think Caliph Erdogan will do anything against ISIS other than fund and arm them.

I would vote for Trump. He is not kike cuck.

TRUMP, NO MORE LEFTISTS IN THE WORLD, PLEASE.

I DON'T WANT AMERICA BECOME A NEW LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY.

Ataturk followers will sure not like him after such statements.

Well you are a retarded so opinion discarded

is that what Sup Forums told you :DD

will a man of business, a man of strategy, who knows how to run a successful business, start wars with potential allies such as Russia?

he won't, the more stable other powerful countries are, the more chance there is to make deals with them, i'm sure Russia is actually eager to do it but the american government is commanded by the weapon manufacturing corporations, the same people who push the SJW agenda even further. Obama and Hillary are the same puppets.

Trump will be more independent, because he already has enough power, and is an actual american.

Of course Trump.

If Hillary wins, RIP America.

Question, what kind of democracy only gives you two alternatives that apparently no one fucking likes?


I know there are other parties in America, but for some reason they dont amount to shit.

>will a man of business, a man of strategy

Greatest meme here. Trump inherited his empire.

Hillary looks like a Latin American populist.

RIP America. They will only get worse by now.

Trump might not make America great again (though good on him if he does), but he'd certainly be fun to watch, and the effect of a Trump presidency on the international climate would give Australia plenty of opportunity to fix certain problems.

So you're basically telling me he's a hack?

Did Hillary even manage to do anything by herself other than talking prefabricated speeches and just being a woman overall? That's why people prefer her, they are fucking retarded

Shit even her husband cheated on her ffs

Brazil too. We have two strong right wing politicians now. We didn't have this since 1980 I guess. Trump all the way.

>Hillary looks like a Latin American populist.

Trump is a living meme with small hands and even smaller temper. He has no political experiences and would run America to the ground. I'd say he is closer to the LA populist than Hilary.

Hillary WILL win

Obongo for 3rd term tbqh

No matter the cost.

No fucking way. Right wing like Trump doesn't exist in Latin America. He loves meritocracy.

Hillary is the real Latin American populist. She loves welfare bullshit, muh opression against "minorities" and muh police is evil.

Trump. Less open borders and less wars.

Clintons and Bushs are like a dynasty at this point too.

>So you're basically telling me he's a hack?
His abilities are greatly exaggerated, for sure. I'm not saying he is stupid, or anything, just that he is not fit to be president.

>Did Hillary even manage to do anything by herself other than talking prefabricated speeches and just being a woman overall? That's why people prefer her, they are fucking retarded
She was a secretary of state. Prefabricated speech is a non-issue, everyone has their speech written for them, and Trump "speech" are incoherent gibberish that never actually answer the questions.

>Shit even her husband cheated on her ffs
Not an argument.

If Hillary wins, good bye USA.

>He loves meritocracy.

I'm sure he worked very hard to inherit this wealth. If he loved meritocracy, he'd like illegal migrants who set up their own jobs and all.

>She loves welfare bullshit
Those poor people are really annoying amirite

>muh opression against "minorities"
>muh police is evil
She has a point here. America is the only "first-world" country where cops can get away with literal murder if the guy was black. American police needs a reform, and fast.

>he'd like illegal migrants

Illegal is illegal. If you love criminals go be a criminal yourself.

Fucking this. In the future nothing will be a crime in America and they will be a violent shithole. We already see this movie. Americans can't vote for Hillary.

Borders are arbitrary lines. If you like hard-working people you would like them no matter how they got there.

Trump is much more of a populist than Hilary.

Hillary was also a terrible secretary of state, she has plunged nations into civil war for personal economic gain, promoted interventionism, secured funding for modern terrorist groups and worst of all is that she wasn't even smart or quiet about it.

I don't really give too much of a fuck to which one will win, but every time I see Trump on our TV News is because he said another dumb thing. The guy seems to be a half-wit.

>hard-working people

My ass. There are lot of criminals, scum and people with diseases too. It's fucking normal every country control their borders.

If they don't control their your borders they will be a third world violent shithole.

Most of those posting under the US flag on Sup Forums, are self-hating whites and progressive millennials of the following type:

youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw

They are against Trump and support the diminishing of their social class, race and sex. They actively cheer for the empowerment of women and racial minorities at their own expense. It is completely inexplicable, has any dominant class in history been so eager to relinquish control of society?

clinton is more of the same old corporate america
between what trump says, means and can actually do he's not that much of a change either
we'll be fine with either eventually

Brazilian media is leftist and don't deserve to take seriously.

I wouldn't vote desu. Trump is a populist idiot, but Clinton represents everything that is wrong with politics today (i.e. she's a puppet of big corporations). Don't rate the meme candidates, Johnson and Stein, very much either. Would probably have voted for Sanders if he'd made the ballot, albeit begrudgingly because I think he's a bit of an idiot.

>I'm sure he worked very hard to inherit this wealth.

I don't support either candidate, but you're wrong if you think that Trump didn't work hard to amass the wealth he has right now. He once lost everything he inherited and then got it back.

trump for memes

i always vote for memes

>If he loved meritocracy, he'd like illegal migrants who set up their own jobs and all.
We should give rewards to the most efficient serial killers! Meritocracy!

I don't like neither. But I would vote for Trump just to see the world burn and leftists butthurt,

Trump

>Anti-immigration
>NRA supporter

that would more than enough for me

that would "be" more than enough for me

Good man

>She was a secretary of state
Who voted for the Iraq war when she was New York Senator.
Sent us deeper into Iraq.
Sent us to Syria
Sent us to Libya
Sent us to Afghanistan
Wants to declare war on Iran
And set up a no fly zone to shoot down russian planes.

Fuck off Singapore

I would vote for a gorilla. Fuck Trump, Hillary, Sanders and others. Privileged humans don't deserve to rule this world anymore.

>be trump
>hate immigrants
>mary one
>twice
>thrice

you cant explain that.

hillary, because trump is a putin's cocksucker

Hillary, she'll drop more bombs on the Middle East.

Sure you can. All the really anti-gay Republicans get caught fucking men, don't they?

u wrong. at least americans have candidates. we don't have that privilege.

RARE

I want Trump to fail and quit politics forever
I want Hillary in prison
I want Gary Johnson to win and legalize weed

And Trump does?

Trump so Eurasia doesn't crash with no survivors

Clinton.
Couldn't imagine considering her 1 year ago but somehow the Republicans found an even worse candidate. Bravo Republican voters.

fucking hate both rather obongo have another term than an idiot or a snake run merica

He doesn't hate immigrants.

I'm judging every single one

But you're a spic thiago.

I would vote for Hillary.
Not because she is "good" but because Trump is a meme candidate.

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i would vote for zoltan istvan, from the transhumanist party

His current wife probably was in the U.S. illegally for quite some years.

I would vote for Trump
He is a retard, but at least he is trying to solve some issues. And our country is full of retarded politicians, anyways

prob. hillary since obama supports her and the whole thing´s pretty much who´s getting his job

but yeah the way they bitch at the other candidates running for prez with ad hominems and shit shouldnt be the kind of stuff you get to run US with, like doesnt it feel fucking childish and disrespecting?
Do you really want trolls to run 320 million ppl nation

If I could: Johnson.

If I'm forced to choose between Trump and Clinton, I would go for clinton.

I don't trust her but at least she's not a retard, and she's not threatening Mexico with sanctions.

Hillary, for the sake of my portfolio.