Biscuits

biscuits

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Don't look like biscuits you stupid cunt

Yet another example of Americans totally ignoring the derivation of a word and applying it to something unrelated.

biscuit = bis cuit = "cooked twice" in French

If it's cooked twice, it's a biscuit

cookies

Damper

biskvier

Home

>beschuit

fries

french fries

It's morning here. Biscuits and twice fried chicken with some sweet potatoes and cheese grits sounds great desu

trunk

swedish labyrinth

kill yourself

fanny

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kjeks

top kjek

Cob or bap

Lamppost

roll

Flat

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Bap is council tier.

It's a cob.

All objectively wrong

french toast

There's chips and there's....

chippies

..Fries

Bonnet

It is called the same thing here. I use it all the time.

Thought yanks call it "hood" like the nignogs you are...

Trousers

Nappy

I use both, but usually some car people and their lot, use it. But it could that my english tends to drift to british english as I have a lot of british friends online.

Queue

Aubergine

What do they call courgettes again?

Rubber

Hang on. What the fuck do Americans call these then?

Laundry hamper.

Do Americans only say "Parking lot" or do you also use "car park" like us.

Light poles.

Nono

Pavement


Streetlights

I just call these wash baskets, not really sure what the general Brit name for it is though.

roll you northern monkey

Not bad. At least it makes sense.

However,

Adverbs are kryptonite to Americans.

Never heard it called a bonnet, at least in the Midwest.
Rarely. Near always called parking lot.

*flings laggy band at your head*

quiet nip

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>Crisps
Potato chips sounds ridiculous.

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exactly

Adjustable spanner

You're a bit of a spanner mate

>bin
not 'garbage can'

It's called a "swedish key" here

Flannel

>Potato chips sounds ridiculous
Agreed.

Adjustable wrench.
I believe a car park is something else here. Like that machine that parks your car for you in other cunts.
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Allen key

Hob

>"swedish key"
>Swedish
Explain.

Good thread up until this post, really threw a spanner in the works there mate, didn't ya.

Streetlights

a lamppost is smaller and goes in a front yard

What do they call that in the US? A burner?

allen wrench.

no that's a hood

this is a bonnet you inbred fuck

Stove top, somtimes referred to as a Range.

We call them eyes in my area or burner.

>RANGE
>EYES
what the fuck.

pants

diaper

line

eggplant

eraser

parking lot

rubber band

towel

Trolley

According to google yanks call it "stove top" idk.

>Soft Drink

shopping cart

Southerners call it a buggy. Otherwise, shopping cart.

British "Engish" is fucking dogshit tвh

>towel
So do you also call this a towel?

arse

>British "Engish" is fucking dogshit tвh
>"Engish"
How ironic..

shopping cart, basket.
depends on region.
Really, most people around her call it a basket?

It's Fizzy drink

>Southerners call it a buggy.
Then what do they call these? Cause I thought Americans call pushchairs buggies.

Shit pipe

car hole

"Burger" not "sandwich"

boot

Baby carriage.

>arse
Vocaroo this, can't imagine it in a yank accent.

Think they say pram, out in Ireland it was a mix of both.

Coke

fuzzy wrapper

>Cob or bap
it's a bun or maybe a roll

I believe these are known as "kettles"? In the land of the free?

Soft drink is written on shopping isles, I'd say fizzy drink if I asked a friend for one.
'Soda' reminds me of baking soda so I avoid that term.

dingo wrapper

We call it a stroller.

Jeep

air conditioner

Is that a microwave oven? I can't tell.
If it is we just call then microwaves.

Timbs