Wake up

>wake up
>look in the mirror
>you're a black male now

What do you do?

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kill myself immediately

That black male? Why not a black female? Why not an Asian male?

depends on dick size

Can i still be mongol? If not kill myself by self immolation.

Obviously go to Sweden (given that I'm not already there) and enjoy the never ending pleasures of life.

Enjoy being French

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move to sweden

Be woke I guess

Go on welfare

>get shot
>people riot on my behalf even though I was a white guy right before
>kek on my deathbed

literally kill myself, I am not even joking

Go on welfare. Eat fried chicken.

Trigger people on the internet by saying I am.

Move to Sweden and fuck as many white women as I can.

>pick a cool nickname
>black salami
>bend my dick to my ass

handsome white man ≒ handsome black man > shitty whito piggus = average nip

Post my hand on Sup Forums a lot I guess.

Become successful and set an example for other niggers

make tons of threads baiting people on Sup Forums and Sup Forums with timestamps

Any of you lads have a length of rope I can borrow?

go to the doctor

>thread about becoming a black man is the fastest on Sup Forums
Are you guys really this obsessed?

go to compton, listen to rap music loudly with my windows rolled down, make friends with black people, do that cool black people handshake, hit on blonde girls, call other blacks "brothers" and "sisters"

(you)

kek

do black men like white girls?

Cry in joy because my penis probably isn't a baby cock anymore

as much as white piggu likes asian girl

>do black men like white girls?

Who doesn't?

Be proud that my ancestors were KANGS

Fastest thread on Sup Forums is /brit/.

rare

Generals are mini subreddits and don't count

Get in touch with my Argentinean heritage

cuck some white bois

OP here, Sup Forums never fails to deliver.

White men

fuck dumb polish whores craving for black cock

Phone up SBTV and shell down a grime freestyle