Be me portuguese guy in finland on erasmus

>be me portuguese guy in finland on erasmus
>be on a class
>the teacher asks me a question in finnish
>''i don't understand can you say it in english please ?''
>the teacher(female) asks for my forgiveness and asks in english
>i answer accordingly
>after class I headover to the canteen
>sit next to some guys from my class
>we start talking about world politics
>they ask me what I think about the refugee crisis
>I say:''europe has been fucking up over the years''
>a girl sits next to me
>she mumbles:'' J-J-João,can you please get me the ketchup?
>i say ''sure,Katariina''
>t-t-thank you :3
>i whisper in her ear
>''you better fucking convert to catholicism you fucking heretic,or i'll be relentlessly fucking your ass for the next couple of months you naughty bitch
>she gasps and blushes
>I get up and say
>you motherfucking mongolic niggers better start worshipping me and kneel before me or i'll be decapitating you with my portuguese carack sword you motherfuckers
>they chimp the fuck out saying this like:''CHING PING PONG PING WAN SAN SUN WYN''

I conquer Finland oh yeah nigga

Autism is a treatable condition, you know.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>after class I headover to the canteen
>sit next to some guys from my class
>we start talking about world politics
what the fuck bro. what the fuck

First of all we dont have canteens wtf?!
Second on we dont talk world politics except in Sup Forums or facebook.
Thirdly HAKKAA PÄÄLLE SUOMEN POIKA!!

What did Katariina need ketchup for?

To put it on her pizza.

t. Carioca

Quality thread, 10/10

ketsup is on pitsa alrety dump brasilialine

get

good thread

No one puts ketchup on pizza.

t. Albertti Barbossaarinen

>mfw I have brown sauce with my pizza

Well that's not a surprise. You're British.

nice

brazilians do it.

youre on erasmus not sexual harrasmus

Disgusting.

i think a lot of people with get where this comes

won't get* comes from*

...

what did he mean by this?

>6666

haha

No, we don't. That's disgusting.

quality thread

>tfw Finns love how extrovert and charming I am
>tfw they won't give me a job

test

Need More spurdos. Please! I will send you drugs or even my firstborn. Just please post spurdos

t. Alberto Stabbosa

>Finns
>Talking
wtf

t. joao alberto luiz pereira-barbossa

t. Alberto Barbosa

>Luiz
fuck off hue

t. nicholas muhammad van der faggot

My name's Luis, Tyrone. Luiz is the Brazilian version, people don't use it in Portugal anymore.

Nigga you can't pull that up in Finland , Finland ≠ Sweden
Finngols will wreck you just like they did with Russians and half of the world.

Thats a lie and you know it.

Learn Finnish. It's literally the only way to get a job, assuming you aren't some God-tier expert within your field.

I concur vertical Austria. Solid thread.

Why were all the Portuguese girls I met on Erasmus cunts?

Are cunty girls common there?

>are cunty girls common there?

All girls have a cunt, user

...

yes,they're all very pretentious and pompous

they are nice so long you don't tell them anything that may fuck you over. Gossip snowballing is scarry as fuck

FPBP
Kek'd irl

subhumans do it

I am portugues

They expect you to give them the world so they can starfish while you fuck them, after 12310 dates, give or take.

They can cook great, though, and keep you on point.

>carrack sword
It's literally called a colhona (dick/genital) and it's painted black, so we could penetrate the Spaniards and Dutch with it. Get it right the next time.

Also, what the fuck is with this thread? Did you catch autism in Finland? At least you should've used their welfare to get better.

This green story amused me.

very good post I enjoyed reading it very much

good story. I getinterested in visiting Finland

I believe you

most of the spanish ones here are cunts too, they were swearing at me when I was drunk in the smoking area at a club

>be me finnish guy in portugal on erasmus
>be on a class
>the teacher asks me a question in portuguese
>i dont answer
>after class I headover to the canteen
>sit alone
>don't talk to anyone
>some guys from my class come over
>they start talking abouot world politics
>they ask me what I think about the refugee crisis
>i stab them

No, we don't, we put chocolate though.

>i stab them

10/10

do people from small countries with few or no neighbours shitpost more on the internet?

>be me finnish guy in Portugal on erasmus
>be on class
>the teacher asks me a question in portuguese
>i dont answer
>after class i headover to the canteen
>sit alone
>dont talk to anyone
>some guys from my class come over
>they start talking about world politics
>they ask me what i think about the refugee crisis
>i get stabbed by them

no need to thank me for correcting you my chinese friend