>be me portuguese guy in finland on erasmus >be on a class >the teacher asks me a question in finnish >''i don't understand can you say it in english please ?'' >the teacher(female) asks for my forgiveness and asks in english >i answer accordingly >after class I headover to the canteen >sit next to some guys from my class >we start talking about world politics >they ask me what I think about the refugee crisis >I say:''europe has been fucking up over the years'' >a girl sits next to me >she mumbles:'' J-J-João,can you please get me the ketchup? >i say ''sure,Katariina'' >t-t-thank you :3 >i whisper in her ear >''you better fucking convert to catholicism you fucking heretic,or i'll be relentlessly fucking your ass for the next couple of months you naughty bitch >she gasps and blushes >I get up and say >you motherfucking mongolic niggers better start worshipping me and kneel before me or i'll be decapitating you with my portuguese carack sword you motherfuckers >they chimp the fuck out saying this like:''CHING PING PONG PING WAN SAN SUN WYN''
I conquer Finland oh yeah nigga
Angel Sanchez
Autism is a treatable condition, you know.
David James
t. Alberto Barbosa
Matthew Jenkins
>after class I headover to the canteen >sit next to some guys from my class >we start talking about world politics what the fuck bro. what the fuck
Cooper Ross
First of all we dont have canteens wtf?! Second on we dont talk world politics except in Sup Forums or facebook. Thirdly HAKKAA PÄÄLLE SUOMEN POIKA!!
Grayson Campbell
What did Katariina need ketchup for?
Lincoln Gray
To put it on her pizza.
t. Carioca
Nolan Bailey
Quality thread, 10/10
Jacob White
ketsup is on pitsa alrety dump brasilialine
Benjamin Young
get
Isaiah Ward
good thread
Jayden Butler
No one puts ketchup on pizza.
Daniel Williams
t. Albertti Barbossaarinen
Evan Sanders
>mfw I have brown sauce with my pizza
Chase Phillips
Well that's not a surprise. You're British.
Eli Smith
nice
Hudson Hernandez
brazilians do it.
Jordan Rivera
youre on erasmus not sexual harrasmus
Eli Wright
Disgusting.
Noah Bailey
i think a lot of people with get where this comes
David Hall
won't get* comes from*
Jaxon Parker
...
Easton Cox
what did he mean by this?
Jackson Howard
>6666
Owen Gutierrez
haha
Brandon Cruz
No, we don't. That's disgusting.
Sebastian Ramirez
quality thread
Isaac Lopez
>tfw Finns love how extrovert and charming I am >tfw they won't give me a job
Jayden Ortiz
test
William Johnson
Need More spurdos. Please! I will send you drugs or even my firstborn. Just please post spurdos
Carter Perez
t. Alberto Stabbosa
Colton Turner
>Finns >Talking wtf
Parker King
t. joao alberto luiz pereira-barbossa
Chase Cooper
t. Alberto Barbosa
Ian Collins
>Luiz fuck off hue
Asher Wilson
t. nicholas muhammad van der faggot
Zachary Price
My name's Luis, Tyrone. Luiz is the Brazilian version, people don't use it in Portugal anymore.
Adrian Myers
Nigga you can't pull that up in Finland , Finland ≠ Sweden Finngols will wreck you just like they did with Russians and half of the world.
Logan Ward
Thats a lie and you know it.
Oliver Campbell
Learn Finnish. It's literally the only way to get a job, assuming you aren't some God-tier expert within your field.
Bentley Morgan
I concur vertical Austria. Solid thread.
Dominic Watson
Why were all the Portuguese girls I met on Erasmus cunts?
Are cunty girls common there?
Ryan Johnson
>are cunty girls common there?
All girls have a cunt, user
Nathan Collins
...
Justin Roberts
yes,they're all very pretentious and pompous
Nathan Cruz
they are nice so long you don't tell them anything that may fuck you over. Gossip snowballing is scarry as fuck
Adrian Evans
FPBP Kek'd irl
Jaxson Thompson
subhumans do it
Oliver Martinez
I am portugues
Tyler Rogers
They expect you to give them the world so they can starfish while you fuck them, after 12310 dates, give or take.
They can cook great, though, and keep you on point.
>carrack sword It's literally called a colhona (dick/genital) and it's painted black, so we could penetrate the Spaniards and Dutch with it. Get it right the next time.
Also, what the fuck is with this thread? Did you catch autism in Finland? At least you should've used their welfare to get better.
Carson Price
This green story amused me.
Isaiah Lopez
very good post I enjoyed reading it very much
Elijah Ortiz
good story. I getinterested in visiting Finland
Noah Adams
I believe you
Jason Anderson
most of the spanish ones here are cunts too, they were swearing at me when I was drunk in the smoking area at a club
Isaac Cox
>be me finnish guy in portugal on erasmus >be on a class >the teacher asks me a question in portuguese >i dont answer >after class I headover to the canteen >sit alone >don't talk to anyone >some guys from my class come over >they start talking abouot world politics >they ask me what I think about the refugee crisis >i stab them
Hunter Brooks
No, we don't, we put chocolate though.
William Allen
>i stab them
10/10
Andrew Williams
do people from small countries with few or no neighbours shitpost more on the internet?
Austin Barnes
>be me finnish guy in Portugal on erasmus >be on class >the teacher asks me a question in portuguese >i dont answer >after class i headover to the canteen >sit alone >dont talk to anyone >some guys from my class come over >they start talking about world politics >they ask me what i think about the refugee crisis >i get stabbed by them
no need to thank me for correcting you my chinese friend