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I've been in a Lada Niva, that thing was designed by the devil.

who here /vaslui masterrace/

Ask a macedonian vlach anything

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kade go kries zlatoto kurvo
daj malce

vaslui is the pernik of romania
whaţ your vaslui?

Romania seems the only ex commie that got a solid automobile industry
did yugos have any legit brand?
What about bulgaria?

are you romanian?

unguri = prietenasi

in the old days rumâni were the peasants and români were the boyars

>lada niva can take you everywhere
is a fucking meme. It uses the same shitty engine and drive train as a regular lada - eg. 70-80hp.
shit is a joke.

We assemble fucking Great Wall cars.
>It looks like a Yaris on the outside, it looks like a Yaris on the inside, what is it?
>Great Wall

>did yugos have any legit brand?
zastava nigger

>did yugos have any legit brand?
zastava/yugo

>did yugos have any legit brand?
Yugo for serbia. TAM in Slovenia.
We make Chinese great walls in here, because of muh steppe heritage i guess. Other than that Sin cars are bulgarian made. The rest is auto parts for p. much every european car.

damn,i thought zastava is just guns

lol :D

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i remember when I was a kid some family friends had lada niva and it could literally get us anywhere, where all other cars couldnt
lada niva and suzuki samurai were the best off road 4x4

zastava was THE car brand in yugo
we even exported em to USA
now they make guns

probably prilep

Miro my bro, are you here? Do you have gf t b h?

the factory was bought by fiat few years ago so they are producing that now

How do you know you're vlach?

Wait, aren't vlachs mountain shepherds? How come they have gold?

aren't you glad you reconnected with your asian ancestors

>romanians aren't proud of this because they've been brainwashed by communists

you hitting on him ? :^))))
there was a protest when our vlachs protested in front of romanian embassy because they called them romanians with signs like "romanians are our brothers but we are not romanians!" kek
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the stereotype for vlachs here is that they're rich, our jews, otherwise very assimilated and good people i guess, i wouldn't tell the difference between one of us and a vlach without seeing his name

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>Гpцијa ќe гpaди џaмијa вo Aтинa
mashallah good work greece
allah will be glad

We made pic related and Bulgarrenault

>you hitting on him ? :^))))

>have a bro
>hitting on

No mate. I just like him. A bro guy. Effendi ain't got no love for homo thugs t b h.

Are you?

do bulgarians prefer that car or it is solely exports?
do you see it in the streets?

that was a great achievement by the Romanian army and it was the first communist regime to be toppled. But lol history afterwards...

what do i have to do with them
I'm greek

when you say vlach here you mean the uneducated shepherd from a mountain village

it's basically a regular lada with higher suspension. It will take you through the muddy uneven roads, but when you start climbing it will overheat fast as fuck - radiator fan is mounted on the engine, so it runs as fast as you run the engine.

MOAR NIGGER MUZAK

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goddamn meme protests, we spilled pretty far lmao

what?

when u say vlach here u mean vlach, they're rare but all are assimilated and chill as fuck and usually fairly well off, there's a few in bumfuck villages as well tho
kek, they're good guys tho

>do you see it in the streets?
No. We have A LOT of Skodas, some Dacias, the rest is VW, Opel, Toyota, etc. Also we don't have the high tax on big engines, so people drive huge 15 yo cars.

Pretty much only companjes buy it(or dacia)
Lets say you have a business and need to buy 20 cars for your employees, dacia or great wall are a great option since they are cheap as fuck and have good quality for those money
They also make great deals if you buy a lot of cars for business and shit

I see it on the streets. Seems like people don't trust it a lot and still decide to buy some 15yo opel instead.

this, nobody calls them romanians wtf

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>dacia extinsa pana in irlanda

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Lets say i got a friend in the shipping industry.
Can he bring me a dirty cheap luxurious car from some african republic with his ship?
Just an idea

We already do that from Austria and Germany.

they are not romanians, they are also not vlachs. To call yourself vlach you must be a special kind of retard

>Can he bring me a dirty cheap luxurious car from some african republic with his ship?

I don't think so. You may not be able to get a license for it t b h.

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if your friend is the owner of the shipping company yes
if your friend is a simple employee no

>greece will build a mosque in athens

if i see a bulgarian what should i tell him in bulgarian

zdr ko pr?

tatar da ti eba maikata

hagi e top meme

but the steering wheel is gonna be on the wrong side

>1000 dollar range rover brought from somalia

How do we legalise that shit though

tri moreta?

Please. I can stay in /balk/? I love Balkan. I must emulate your culture. I want to be a Balk.

I steal bicycles everyday and want to marry sister to bussniss partner! I also want to murder people.

"яж лaйнa"
you say is like "iazh laina" with a smile in the end

balgaria na tri moreta

Drive to Dupnitsa beforehand and talk to the used car salesmen there.

you realize a nigger drove that shit.... oh wait, didn't see your flag there :^)

timestamp id that shows your swedish surname or gtfo

No, we are full. You must go back.

Sounds like you're perfect for Sweden. Allahu Akbar!

Do you have some change by the way?

Fyrom is albanian

I have changed my name to Slavo Stealacarovic to better fit in with you people. Tell me, where can I find fake gold to sell. That is my favorite Balkan custom

so what has that to do with bulgars

this kys cepдape

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fuck off toni

jamal, you sound like you want to be a gypsy

>bulgars
*bulgarians

>both start with bulgar

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can someone translate what he said?

Gave some changes to my mother to bring me snickers. She brought me the cheapest chocolate out there and bought salt for me. Reeeeeeeeee.

Dad was right breaking up this meme family t b h.

>kuv tatar we

Yes. I really want to become Balkan! Live in mud huts. Steal everything. Living the dream etc

>tatar ill fuck ur mom
what tatar m8 xD
you fucked me xD ( ironic)

>you tell him to eat shit
mk?

>tatar fuck your mother
>what mother
>zdr ko pr
>well you fucked them (?)
>eat shit :)
That's about it.

"well i fuck them"

That "mk" i presume is "ok". Dude is ready to do everything for you, so you might proceed with Greeks gorilla-Bulgarian ass thing.

In a TV show about Amish there was a shitskin Amish guy who was adopted from Bulgarians.

He wanted to know more about Bulgaria when he learned it and went to a store owned by Bulgarian immigrants.

The Bulgarians told him that since he is shitskin he is most likely a gypsy because Bulgarians are white Europeans.

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>wants sweets
>received salt
you should invite your mom in /balk/, m8
she looks like a capable master trolle

time to find those turkish sluts on periscope eh /balk/?

Then why did you move to Sweden in first place? You already had all of these in Somalia.

No one here actually knows about the tatar fyromian "banter"

tell me what else to say to him in bulgarian please
something that will trigger him

What a sad story.

>real historical facts
>banter

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>Effendi will move to selodrom

dunno mane, we are kinda thick skinned.
you can try with the Levski vs. CSKA thing, but since he's playing games he probably don't care about football