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Trump's vp edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=vBNSIQGcHbM
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soundcloud.com/unicornkid/unicorn-kid-tokyo-1999-mixtape
youtube.com/watch?v=d0GNp_89CLk
youtube.com/watch?v=XbOx8TyvUmI
youtube.com/watch?v=F7U8UPgLyY4
youtube.com/watch?v=Zr47O72Kfh4
youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU
youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
vocaroo.com/i/s1gDJg4WdhQ2
youtu.be/CZYCKNYxmrY?t=51
vocaroo.com/i/s1eJ48YvkxZ6
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

who?

the guy on the left

/cascadia/

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delet this you alcoholic fuck

/balt/

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Lithuanians

Other thread got 404'd when I posted this
Look what I got, lads

surprise mudafucka, hover over my flag :^)

marion

el colombiANO....

youtube.com/watch?v=vBNSIQGcHbM

le LeafANO...

youtube.com/watch?v=BYK9-KLQVfw

Sasha is a male name.

Trump 2016
Ivanka 2024
Donald Jr. 2032
Eric 2040
Barron 2048 (first emperor)

lol this is a good thread, thanks op

lmao

Might do a cheeky suicide lads

vocaroo.com/i/s19etdJE1WET

first for banging trance mix

soundcloud.com/unicornkid/unicorn-kid-tokyo-1999-mixtape


also kek at the chinese basketball team getting caught in gunfire in rio

just peed my pants youtube.com/watch?v=d0GNp_89CLk

- smoking (or not smoking)
- kissing the cheeks aka LA BISE
- trying to catch up with cashiers at the MONOPRIX supermarket

we use nonverbal communication exclusively

is it good? I played played the card game online for about a week before i got bored of just playing whatever is in my hand. Didnt seem like there was much strategy beyond deck building

Granted that you folks do have more North European heritage (Scandinavian specifically) it would make sense that you all have asperger tier communication skills

I haven't actually played the card game since I was a kid.
There's really nobody around in my area that plays it either, you kinda have to wait until some big city has a tournament going on to do so.
I mainly collect cards now.

I sure hope you guys are doing your part to end global warming.

Hi

are you smoking right now?

Not until you pay back what you owe

imagining how wrinkly her soles must be after being in the pool for a while gets my dick tingling

>listening to The Smiths on my MP3 player during studyhall
>headphones come unplugged
>this was before they paused automatically when you unplugged
>class is almost dead quiet when it happens
>UNDER THE IRON BRIDGE WE KISSED
>panic and just turn it off
>girl sitting next to me looked up when she heard the song
>we talk about The Smiths and other music for a while
>nothing real comes of it except I notice people acting slightly different around me
>guys will usually stay clear but act overly nice to me
>girls I barely even know will start personal discussions with me
>about 6 months later as it just keeps intensifying realize they thought I was gay
>it all clicks

good thing it was my senior desu

nah
she actually explains smoking is a social thing in France, whereas in the USA it's considered low-class, trash, dirty.

she studied in Sciences Po Aix-en-Provence

*hillaryposts*

>they thought I was gay
kek
I thought The Smiths was about >no gf

>tfw you realize the people around you are the reason you're so dysfunctional and you try to break out of it and free yourself and everybody else involved

I'm going to make it buds, I have it all... most

ayylmaos are landing in st louis

they're pretty gay, morrisey was openly bisexual, not that it really matters much

here are some examples

youtube.com/watch?v=XbOx8TyvUmI (most obvious)

youtube.com/watch?v=F7U8UPgLyY4 (pretty obvious too)

youtube.com/watch?v=Zr47O72Kfh4 (not about him directly but play this when you're passed the aux I dare you)

youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU (gayest one of them all desu)

there are many more

I think it's a positive thing but it's definitely a thing

Shyness is nice
and shyness can stop you
from succing all the Asian toes you want to

the female cashier at the store was a solid 6'1, maybe even 6'2

picture pretty much sums up british opinion on clinton
trump isn't viewed to be much better
but slightly better is better than slightly worse

was she qt

yeah, and very slender

Good afternoon.

thanks for reminding me I needed to stop drinking

finding that funny was a wake up call

Howdy Canadia, how was your day?

groce

>Ask
Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to

So if there's something you'd like to try
ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me, oh

>I didn't know this one.

wtf i love the janitor now

"we wuz kings and shit nigga i swear to god man"
this part makes me laugh every time, the rest is acted too crappy to be funny

youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

*devours feces*

*smacks lips*
das racist

Will vaping make me seem interesting to women?

yes
t. woman

yeah it's pretty mysterious

hi! r8 accent pls!
vocaroo.com/i/s1gDJg4WdhQ2

here's the text if you don't understand me

>For some people, the human body isn’t a temple. Instead they see it as a source of frustration thanks to the considerable limitations compared to the powerful technology available today. In the last few years, a new community of biohackers or “grinders” has sprung up to experiment with enhancing the human body with technology. Largely outside of the mainstream disciplines of science or philosophy, it is a raw, exciting field that turns longstanding ethical beliefs on their head.

I really like Family Guy. What do you all think of that?

Good
Try to enunciate "th" sounds more clearly

>introverted

>social anxiety

>somewhat attractive so people just think i'm an asshole

why is life hell

>estonian poster
>isnt a cute girl

you have to go back

nice

you all should say thanks to me for inventing chocolate

i like it too, tho i only started watching from the fourth season

thx

this is what qt grills sound like here xD

xocolatl

get on my level youtu.be/CZYCKNYxmrY?t=51

rate my accent

vocaroo.com/i/s1eJ48YvkxZ6

:)

make sure to wear a hat so you don't blind them with your intellect

yes, it works for me

i called mommy, i don't want any memes any more. memes are a satan!

I fucking hate Germans
I hate Germans so much I want to shoot them in the face

post accent pls

>you will never meet a cute girl in /cum/ and then fall in love with eachother and spend the rest of your lives shit posting together

why even live though

>I fucking hate Germans
>I hate Germans so much I want to shoot them in the face

give me something to read and I'll post my accent

I just found out my dorm mate is an Arabic (or Muslim or both) foreign exchange student.

What do I do

...

read this

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Asian girls have the best feet

true

what fucking version is this?

...

Le omelette du f-RRRomage

post a vocaroo or i'll tickle you!

wut

the one without the stupid picture
no idea t/b/h, you know when you post a song before listening

replace the light bulbs with uv lights. it will take some time for it to figure out what is wrong and it will get a decent amount of radiation during.
scrape off the insulation from the microwave, it will cause burns. if you can.. disassemble one and shield it in your direction, but leave it unshielded in its and run it on max power as often as you can. sleep time is best. hmm, what else, poison every liquid it uses. infect its clothes with parasitic insects and sporulating mushrooms that cause allergies. fuck with the food in general. feed it your cum. and pork. ... yeah, ran out of material now.

say

"We are witnessess of Sisyphus's antithesis"

but are we? i don't think we are.

>wut
tfw no gf

if by this comment you meant to insult the album art of Strangeways Here We Come I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to take it back

do you guys have a steam here?

;)

Where in Alaska are all the people?

the bar

i do but i don't see a reason to post it here

no one here wants to play games

Most of them emigrated to Iceland.

Coasts

where do new yorkers live?

do they live in a shitty brooklyn apartment and commute everyday?