Mandem edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
...
going for a sail
The trouble is that they do not respect anything here. They come here because of the cheap booze, the women, to be a penguin costume stag shit whore two on your back in the middle of Andrássy út, one caliber Chain monuments were about to jump head, Deak ter aquarium pool naked swim competition. The Thames is beugrálnak these wretches? Anyway, the British people is a disgusting, but what we indulge in sometimes nausea. This is played out in Siofok, they do not climb up none of the tourists on the Big Ben, for example. These are some lesajnált, cheap Eastern European playground watching us, show no respect. Such a stay at home in England, there is quite retarded, you will understand each other well ...
lads i creep shot this Chinese lass feet today at the bus stop heehee x
good night pals.
is my fictional British street accurate? how can i improve it?
think my friend/flatmate is in a bad mood :( feels bad man
someone come snuggle
Harambe
sort your life out m8
Have any of you ever seen the Loch Ness monster?
I have once
>be -scotch-Irish Canadian
>go to scotland for vacation
>go to loch ness
>sittin on boat, water starts getting really chppy
> big monster shoots out of water and says;
>"The first scottish was ruled by kings who was irish. Tarquinius superbus the last irish king of scotland was overthrown by the scottish who ruled scotland for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great irish general overthrew the scottish and exterminated them in the social war. Now irish was running scotland again and a scot wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the scottish eventually killed or sent the black irish to ireland. Julius caesar was irish"
>the monster then told me to tell all irish to never set foot in scotland again.
Pretty scary desu senpai
hate the left, love the beer
had a very intimate wank
Lads - how do I STOP pulling my willy? I do it routinely, two times a day, and I'm 23 years young. I'm too old for this shit, right?
Industrial chimneys in the background.
Business idea: take out loads of loans, bury the money in a field, declare bankruptcy, few years later dig up the money and spend it
Flawless plan lads, anyone want in?
Alternatively buy gold with the money and sell it later
in a Freudian sense, Capitalism always has been a revealed religion. Religion is a public neurosis; neurosis is a private religion.
Capitalism, I would in all seriousness suggest, can best be understood as a public neurosis characteristic of societies in which the life energy has been driven out of the genital area into the anal area.
REALLY need to get ready for beddy
up at 5AM tomorrow for Mr Shekelberg but cannot be arsed moving right now
I wank 2-3 times a day and I'm 28 and work 9-6
Checking out /britfeel/ for the first time lads
It's pretty lame
free the mandem
not a really nice reply desu.
big bruisers will probably come after you tho
but there's a girl posting on there
I ain't saying that they never fucked up, but where is forgiveness?
I want this to be me
don't really like you sorry :\\
helpful analysis.
explain the purpose of £61m lottery win in a meritocratic society
cause I got my whole city turned up right now
champagne for the pain and cîroc right now
Meh
She posted half her face
mate, what is the most BRIT town ever? i mean most typical. i may look at its map and improve my town. also how are your typical urban service buildings like fire station or hospitals? historical or modern? i wanna make a Brit town after doing tropical touristic one, a midwest American one, a snowy Soviet industrial shithole. also i can post pics if you wanna see some.
People who own iPhones are just ''dropped'' in my mind. All iPhone owners are normie twats, guaranteed.
It's a red flag. Tells me that you're vain, insipid, wasteful and a consumerist drone. iPhone owners are so unaware of how their shitty gizmo conveys their weak personality to everybody.
willies and bums
t. freud
This is so fucking depressing.
janny won't like this
Back when lethal bizzle was lethal B
really made me think thank you
what did you do today lads
Is this from ASC?
hes fucking done you mate
Both Protestantism and Capitalism are creations of what Freud called “anal personalites.”
Dicks out
I love you Janny
sorry baby i gotta go right now
t. android runt
- sent from my iPhone 7 -
ayyy sick thread bruv
saw the sagrada familia. p. cool. gaudi was a nice bloke but also a repressed sexual deviant in my opinion. knob heads everywhere
went to work
Funny how hatposting just stopped overnight. Almost as if there were only one or two dedicated autists forcing it.
THIS.
No better way to spot a fucking mindless drone of a pleb
head voices being a bit mean today lads
have taken to saying fuck off out loud when im alone to make it stop
>typical urban service buildings like fire station or hospitals?
modernist 60s designs
androids are fairly shit desu
i have had many
>arguing about smartphones
third eye status: exenterated
went on the darknet and then went to the pub
4 days without smoking weed and I feel fucking great
Went to work then went to asda this evening but I seen someone I know with his bird walking into the shop so I just turned around and went back to my car without ever entering the shop
Lads, what's a good substitution for pull ups in a routine?
...
janny struck down on it for a bit
get anything nice
Do you think historians of the future will study these threads?
good lad
it's nice eh
chinups
handstand push-ups
hello what game
god I hope not
Watching the Simpsons where the big leaguers play for Homer's softball team
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done lads?
Once accidentally called my gf (at the time) by her sister's name.
No American Spirit so had to settle for Amber Leaf lads
why are you subbing them?
If you have ever taken a 'selfie' you don't belong here, and should potentially consider leaving.
>snow
doesn't do that here
first purchase
getting some xans
my mum gave me her old one
am i a normie yet
Made a new thread and forgot to put /brit/ on the subject
need to find a coke/ket dealer
bought stuff this morning at the local market
>People who own iPhones are just ''dropped'' in my mind. All iPhone owners are normie twats, guaranteed.
>It's a red flag. Tells me that you're vain, insipid, wasteful and a consumerist drone. iPhone owners are so unaware of how their shitty gizmo conveys their weak personality to everybody.
hey j u u u u u de
because I'm weak and can't do one yet lol
good lad
lat pulldowns lad
>he thinks /brit/ isn't an /outgoing/ general
go my whole life without touching a female
Oh boy I bet that left you red in the face hahaha
hi. Cities Skylines. i made a Soviet town once. it is in the pic.
i will use a boreal map with rain theme. it was just a trying session. a tutorial.
thank you mate. after i'm done with Brit town, Danish town is next.
>he thinks Russians are welcome in /brit/
rasheed
Talking softball from Maine to San Diego.
then you will have to start with just negatives, jump up and then control the eccentric phase
alright
how do i take a picture of myself without it being a selfie u utter imbecile
need to stop wanking for a few days before my gf comes over
never feel that in the mood or horny when she's round and it spoils it
fax me some?
Hayley will have 1000 ratings on adultwork soon, imagine that
>PITT THE ELDER
>LORD PALMERSTON
tims gonna be heartbroken when the voice uk rejects him
Legends desu
bournemouth, derby or blackburn are pretty representative of the regions they're in