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going for a sail

The trouble is that they do not respect anything here. They come here because of the cheap booze, the women, to be a penguin costume stag shit whore two on your back in the middle of Andrássy út, one caliber Chain monuments were about to jump head, Deak ter aquarium pool naked swim competition. The Thames is beugrálnak these wretches? Anyway, the British people is a disgusting, but what we indulge in sometimes nausea. This is played out in Siofok, they do not climb up none of the tourists on the Big Ben, for example. These are some lesajnált, cheap Eastern European playground watching us, show no respect. Such a stay at home in England, there is quite retarded, you will understand each other well ...

lads i creep shot this Chinese lass feet today at the bus stop heehee x

good night pals.

is my fictional British street accurate? how can i improve it?

think my friend/flatmate is in a bad mood :( feels bad man

someone come snuggle

Harambe

sort your life out m8

Have any of you ever seen the Loch Ness monster?
I have once

>be -scotch-Irish Canadian
>go to scotland for vacation
>go to loch ness
>sittin on boat, water starts getting really chppy
> big monster shoots out of water and says;
>"The first scottish was ruled by kings who was irish. Tarquinius superbus the last irish king of scotland was overthrown by the scottish who ruled scotland for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great irish general overthrew the scottish and exterminated them in the social war. Now irish was running scotland again and a scot wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the scottish eventually killed or sent the black irish to ireland. Julius caesar was irish"
>the monster then told me to tell all irish to never set foot in scotland again.
Pretty scary desu senpai

hate the left, love the beer

had a very intimate wank

Lads - how do I STOP pulling my willy? I do it routinely, two times a day, and I'm 23 years young. I'm too old for this shit, right?

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new

can't snuggle commies soz

Industrial chimneys in the background.

Business idea: take out loads of loans, bury the money in a field, declare bankruptcy, few years later dig up the money and spend it

Flawless plan lads, anyone want in?

Alternatively buy gold with the money and sell it later

in a Freudian sense, Capitalism always has been a revealed religion. Religion is a public neurosis; neurosis is a private religion.

Capitalism, I would in all seriousness suggest, can best be understood as a public neurosis characteristic of societies in which the life energy has been driven out of the genital area into the anal area.

REALLY need to get ready for beddy

up at 5AM tomorrow for Mr Shekelberg but cannot be arsed moving right now

I wank 2-3 times a day and I'm 28 and work 9-6

Checking out /britfeel/ for the first time lads

It's pretty lame

free the mandem

not a really nice reply desu.

big bruisers will probably come after you tho

but there's a girl posting on there

I ain't saying that they never fucked up, but where is forgiveness?

I want this to be me

don't really like you sorry :\\

helpful analysis.

explain the purpose of £61m lottery win in a meritocratic society

cause I got my whole city turned up right now
champagne for the pain and cîroc right now

Meh

She posted half her face

mate, what is the most BRIT town ever? i mean most typical. i may look at its map and improve my town. also how are your typical urban service buildings like fire station or hospitals? historical or modern? i wanna make a Brit town after doing tropical touristic one, a midwest American one, a snowy Soviet industrial shithole. also i can post pics if you wanna see some.

People who own iPhones are just ''dropped'' in my mind. All iPhone owners are normie twats, guaranteed.

It's a red flag. Tells me that you're vain, insipid, wasteful and a consumerist drone. iPhone owners are so unaware of how their shitty gizmo conveys their weak personality to everybody.

willies and bums

t. freud

This is so fucking depressing.

janny won't like this

Back when lethal bizzle was lethal B

really made me think thank you

what did you do today lads

Is this from ASC?

hes fucking done you mate

Both Protestantism and Capitalism are creations of what Freud called “anal personalites.”

Dicks out

I love you Janny

sorry baby i gotta go right now

t. android runt

- sent from my iPhone 7 -

ayyy sick thread bruv

saw the sagrada familia. p. cool. gaudi was a nice bloke but also a repressed sexual deviant in my opinion. knob heads everywhere

went to work

Funny how hatposting just stopped overnight. Almost as if there were only one or two dedicated autists forcing it.

THIS.
No better way to spot a fucking mindless drone of a pleb

head voices being a bit mean today lads
have taken to saying fuck off out loud when im alone to make it stop

>typical urban service buildings like fire station or hospitals?

modernist 60s designs

androids are fairly shit desu

i have had many

>arguing about smartphones

third eye status: exenterated

went on the darknet and then went to the pub

4 days without smoking weed and I feel fucking great

Went to work then went to asda this evening but I seen someone I know with his bird walking into the shop so I just turned around and went back to my car without ever entering the shop

Lads, what's a good substitution for pull ups in a routine?

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janny struck down on it for a bit

get anything nice

Do you think historians of the future will study these threads?

good lad

it's nice eh

chinups

handstand push-ups

hello what game

god I hope not

Watching the Simpsons where the big leaguers play for Homer's softball team

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done lads?

Once accidentally called my gf (at the time) by her sister's name.

No American Spirit so had to settle for Amber Leaf lads

why are you subbing them?

If you have ever taken a 'selfie' you don't belong here, and should potentially consider leaving.

>snow
doesn't do that here

first purchase

getting some xans

my mum gave me her old one
am i a normie yet

Made a new thread and forgot to put /brit/ on the subject

need to find a coke/ket dealer

bought stuff this morning at the local market

>People who own iPhones are just ''dropped'' in my mind. All iPhone owners are normie twats, guaranteed.

>It's a red flag. Tells me that you're vain, insipid, wasteful and a consumerist drone. iPhone owners are so unaware of how their shitty gizmo conveys their weak personality to everybody.

hey j u u u u u de

because I'm weak and can't do one yet lol

good lad

lat pulldowns lad

>he thinks /brit/ isn't an /outgoing/ general

go my whole life without touching a female

Oh boy I bet that left you red in the face hahaha

hi. Cities Skylines. i made a Soviet town once. it is in the pic.

i will use a boreal map with rain theme. it was just a trying session. a tutorial.

thank you mate. after i'm done with Brit town, Danish town is next.

>he thinks Russians are welcome in /brit/

rasheed

Talking softball from Maine to San Diego.

then you will have to start with just negatives, jump up and then control the eccentric phase

alright

how do i take a picture of myself without it being a selfie u utter imbecile

need to stop wanking for a few days before my gf comes over

never feel that in the mood or horny when she's round and it spoils it

fax me some?

Hayley will have 1000 ratings on adultwork soon, imagine that

>PITT THE ELDER
>LORD PALMERSTON

tims gonna be heartbroken when the voice uk rejects him

Legends desu

bournemouth, derby or blackburn are pretty representative of the regions they're in