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Who here has a tiny cock? (・_・)

8inch dicklet here
life is tough mang

I'm 4.5"

you must be joking

4 inch erect here

Nope.

Can /mena/ go back in time before all the weeb and selfie fagging invaded ?

Weren't you a grill just a moment ago?

6.5in 17cm
I'm tall though so it still looks small, and a girl teased me when I was young
I wish it was enormous porn sized I'd give anything to make it bigger

what is going on with this magic picture

Average is good enough, the only reason you'd want a bigger dick is if you were black

(￣▽￣)ノ It was always like this though pretty much.
I was joking, I thought maybe my dick would get larger if I pretended to be a girl. Shit doesn't work at all. ╮(︶︿︶)╭

Why the fuck do you care so much about the size of ur benis?

Jewish tricks my friend

هذا الخيط ميت

خيط فطيزك

l-laz boy?

It isn't
Couldn't google translate that

what ?

خيط في مؤخرتك

Could translate that. Btw translate "khara la wesh" or however you say that

thought you're someone that hasn't posted in a long time

Always so thoughtful of others
┐(￣~￣)┌

go to skype

I see my body finally got your attention boy ╮(︶▽︶)╭

Gay thread

تيست تيست 1 2 إه أه

It must be bedtime in menaland

It is these guys always go to sleep around fajr until dhuhr. Homeboys need to drink less tea and be awake in the morning.

>come back to /mena/
>people are just complaining about having small cocks and posting shirtless men
What the fuck happened here?

هل تعرف اللغة العربية؟ إن لا تعرف فلا بد أن تذهب من هنا و لا أريد لهجاتكم يا بليبس

By the way how would I say even in Fusha? As in "Do you even know how to do x?" أيوجد؟

Would be so confident to have a big penis you can put on your underwear in the morning and be like damn I'm bulging lol

hal tastati3 fi3la X?

all you kuffar need allah

allah was a child rapist, peace be upon him

Allah is not Mohammad you absolute madman

mohammad was a child rapist, peace be upon him

Jesus impregnated Mary and gave birth to him at the age of 12
now that's fucked up

Mohammad fucked a child and forced her to lick the cum off his robe. He married her, as is tradition.

t. fatima

>not having a loli harem
you gay?

Is that a trap bulge?

>why dont you fuck children like we do in tunisia

bruh I live in the first world and find that disgusting

whats wrong with that? are you gay?

fuck off with this fatima shit. Das Gae

your country is so backwards you forgot how to have sex properly
reminder if it bleeds it breeds

>Tunisian
>"Your country is so backwards"

>United states
>A country

How are these girls so hot with their face covered

>middle east
>hijabis covered in bedsheets

whew lad, jealous much?

>marry girl
>have kids
>she fucks dogs

Oh yeah that was obvious, thanks. Get an arabic keyboard by the way, you can just buy stickers and put them on. They're less than ten dollars in burgerstan from online.

>atleast its legal were she lives

Is palastine lad dead?
Talking to a mate of mine who works there said that the water problem is fucking silly

>cant date until marriage
>parents choose your wife
>your wife is an obese sand nigger

>also cant drink
>your prophet was a child pedophile

>unironically uses reddit

Don't need it desu

You're just repeating what you hear, none of that is true
lots of girls and dudes get into relationships and they even fuck

Arabic looks so retarded in the latin alphabet though and it's more accurate with showing the long and short vowels and unique sounds.

>and they even fuck

HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM

topkek if they catch you. DAE shariah law system?

your country is a joke user

>obese sand nigger
T H I C C
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>child pedophile
whats the problem landwhale?

why should i wait when i can marry a 14 year old qt senpai
>muh pedophilia
i'm not attracted to prepubescent girls again if it bleeds it breeds

What would they do nigger? behead you?
I'm the only one among my friends autistic enough to have had a gf while all the others have and at least three of them are not virgins

>american
>"whats the problem landwhale"

nice perpetuation of stereotypes t. juan garcia

Tbh if I was in a mena country yeah I'd probably try to wife a 13-16yo
but then probably so does everyone else right

>literally just a dirty arab pedophile

>literally a virgin autist racially typecasting a stranger based upon a 1x1 pixel of a flag

whew, lads, no wonder hundreds of thousands of "refugees" are fleeing from your shitdick countries

I wasn't racialy typecasting you I was just calling you a nigger

>muh pedophilia again
14 is age of consent in germany my negroid

you literally labeled yourself as an autistic virgin. atleast "niggers" have a use for their reproductive organs where as you will always be alone.

that doesn't make it right. Your mentality is seriously disgusting, ahmed.

>disgusting
cry me a river

Listen man, I'm not racist okay? I was using the term nigger for the effect
and I know I'm an autist, you don't have to rub it in

Bro I looked up this knot thing and found thistextfiles.com/sex/doghow2.txt

I'm so disgusted at this degeneracy.

if you ever come to my country PRO TIP do not use the word "nigger" for effect

you will literally be killed, ahmed. Real talk

why would you even look it up?
experimenting?

I'm not an idiot, nigger is a Sup Forums only term I don't go around calling people nigger in real life, what do you think I am

Age of consent in poonisia is 18 and used to be 20

you should try i have zingi friends and they're chill but hate it when whitey cumskin does it though

You all actually have had a sex edition*

nice tits

>friends chill with you calling eachother nigger

I have a secret for you, ahmed. . . .

y o u a r e n o t w h i t e

gg took you so long to figure i was funposting
stupid kafeer

I wanted to know what the knot was, although I think I've heard of it before. When I looked it up, I found this. I'm a guy and I would never have sex with an animal. If I were so desperate and couldn't find anyone, I'd just go to a prostitute honestly. Although I wouldn't because haraam.

Why the fuck would you speak in english slang with some black tunisians. Are you a bunch of autists

North africans are white according to the american census bureau :~~DDD

Li ken ya7ki m3ak mahwach ena

the more you know
zingi = nigger in arabic

>haraam
>muslim in murica

holy shit you are cucked so hard

how could you voluntarily believe in such backwards horse shit when you live in a free country

3ndi shabi 3zawa, hna makansmiwhomch zingi kansmiwhom "lwiyen" "3ezwa" "3azi" etc
And they're fine with it

Great argument senpai, you really convinced me with your hot opinions. Nothing screams well considered logical opinions like your word choice and lack of punctuation. Please elevate your bants desu.

>makansmiwhomch

What dialect is this and what the hell does this mean? I see مكان in there but nothing else

مكان doesn't mean what you think it means :^)

>What dialect is this
check the flag
> what the hell does this mean?
it literally means "we don't call them"

are you a real muslim or a cringe inducing cuckold "revert" freak

I'm on my tablet so I can't look up flags easily. Okay I got the ما there and the ش at the end and see the هم but other than that I can't break it down.

I only know Fusha senpai and a very very small amount of Egyptian.

Both bruv, I converted a few years ago but I'm Mexican and think the word revert is retarded. I'm moving to kebabistan when I can, I lived a year in Egypt too. Alhamdulillah I'm not white though, I can give you my genetics breakdown if you ask nicely :)

so you are a mexican who wants to be arab?

shoudn't be too hard to achieve. unlike the weaboos who frequent here....

why islam though?

all abeeds

Honestly modern arabs kind of suck, they're friendly and stuff but they're aesthetics and mannerisms are so retarded sometimes. Premature balding, excessive body hair, being late, driving crazy, etc. I like standard arabic, arabic poetry, this religion and ancient arabs though.

Why Islam? I was born Christian but didn't like the whole Jesus being considered God thing. I moved around a lot until I found Islam. It feels natural, right and good. The longer I'm Muslim the more I like it.

I hope to marry a North African princess in the future if any of you have pretty cousins.

His dialect is Moroccan
In fusha لا نُسميهم
pic related

North African princess

Really gives Algerianfag a run for her money imho

Oy vey, if I can find one that is pretty, does the mandatories at least and speaks Fusha, I can die a happy man.

Salaam alaikum I'm a revert too just white though

Where are you moving to