One chance in ze life

>One chance in ze life
>Not born chinese

Nǐ shì tóngxìngliàn, m8

>tfw chinese

ni shi chingchong :---DDDDDDDD

don't make fun of me, cunt

>Wanting to be a small dicked manlet
Why?

WTF apologize

Muh dick

fuck you apologise to me

Do you even know anything about China?
Yeah, thought so.

Fight me, zipperhead

'no'

Ni hao, ni hao maaaaaaa????

T. Ching pang long wang

Wo hen hao, xie xie.

>tfw can understand

Wo xihuan ni :)

The racism against Asian languages here is ridicoulous.

Shui zaihu

Piss off, redditor. Cantonese is genuinely the world's most ridiculous-sounding language, followed closely by Mandarin and Tagalog.

NOW KISS

Wo ai ni ;*

I know.

Ni "mama hen" hao

The only reason to learn Cantonese as a second language is mental illness

Pourquoi la Chine user? La france est mieux que cette pays de merde

go back to CHINA, you traitor, Banana man.

Is it true that Chinese people smell like tobacco and tea?

is it true that you eat whales of the seafaring variety

when i say china i obviously mean tiawan since taiwan is the true china you dopey cunt

is it true a toilet after american went smell like honey?

>tojo used google translate

あなたは、これは、それはGoogle翻訳を使用しているときのように聞こえるものであることを認識しています?