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*does a dance*
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BEANS ON TOAST.
whear ast thar bin sin a saw thee
a saw thee
*snaps your fucking jiggly little legs like matchsticks*
oh shit i'm sorry
>tfw your asmr-fu lashes out with sarcasm in response to any comments not adoring her
It's hard when you realise the woman you love is a bitch
You can die if you insert a knife in between your 5th and 6th left rib
SNAILS
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hahaha
Reminder that y*nks LITERALLY CANNOT boil an electric kettle for a good cup of tea
honestly got no idea why they're considered part of the developed world
Don't apologise, the chaps a biker queer
think I might genuinely have tourettes. i can control it however I like shouting nigger in real life
aha it's alri hahahah i'll just go pop in to the doc! hahahaha
gf will do everything and anthing I command of her except have sexual contact with me
Curious case
>mum cooks dinner
>asks me to clean the pan
>i say yes
>dont do it
HAHAHA WELCOME TO THE FREAKSHOW MUM
anyone need a cuppa? going to put the water on in the microwave
mom
>tfw no military police training places available until late next year
Should I change my job choice?
Reminder yanks and Brits aren't the true tea drinkers of the western world
She only does that for her bull.
mexico is in the last place :(
dicks out for harambe
Well done Paco, you can read
*heats up water in the microwave*
anyone want a cuppa?
*pulls hammer out of toolbox*
*selects smallest, longest, rustiest nails i can find*
*slowly nails your fucking girlish cyclist hands down to the ground, relishing your pig-like squeals as the blood flows quick and messily*
doc's out
change it within the police or?
*gets elected president of /brit/*
yeah, interesting that
*walks away from conversation*
army
*snickers*
we'll just let him feel like he's in charge, right guys?
It's ok lad
I'm eating a quesadilla as we speak
the day has arrived
My name is literally Michael O'Reilly
I'm as Irish as anyone posting under your flag
Something similar happened the other day to me
>mum asks me if I want tomato in my sandwich for lunch
>say yes even though I despise tomato
>can barely contain the freakiness, have to do a cartwheel behind her back just to relax
>eat the sandwich begrudgingly at the table while staring at mum
>smiling to myself thinking how deviant and freakish of an act that was, how mums all just a part of my elaborate freakishly insane mind game
MUMS GONNA FREAK!
do you live in a chicano state?
yeah nah stop forcing this trash tbqhwyf
ON ILKLEY MOOR BAH TAT
What does it matter?
it matters a lot
I don't get it
What the fuck do Churchill, Russell Brand, and Enoch Powell have in common, and what's their beef with Dolph Lungren?
Good on you, about time the cyclist fairy cunt got what was coming to him.
no
there are a couple absolute melters in this thread
hope they're self aware enough to know who they are
Proofs?
yeah sure mate we'll be right over
*doesn't click link*
Oh whats that mate? Yeah coming in a bit just rounding up the rest of the lads in here
*doesn't round any lads up*
Yeah haha see ya soon!
*Never going to click that link*
but it wasn't the Dentist who was laughing at me...
IT WAS GOD
Piss off
because in chicano states, you can find mexican food easily
am i one of them?
haven't showered in two weeks
smelling VERY smelly
>yank hours
>"melters"
Aye your one of them so you are so it is
>What the fuck do Churchill, Russell Brand, and Enoch Powell have in common
they are anglos
>and what's their beef with Dolph Lungren?
he is aryan
Ah yeah mate top post
*rolls eyes*
it's night here too bud
so what part of britain you lads from?
right into the spider's web
too easy these days, just too easy. perhaps i'll find more challenge in death
Cut the sarcasm bud
in caltex service station now
>because in chicano states, you can find mexican food easily
You sound like a fruit dunno what your talking about to be fair mate
not an argument
Don't believe I gave you permission to use my gimmick
Gonna have to ask you to stop messing me and my gimmicks about
the sweetest fruit attracts the most dangerous prey
Aye I'm in caltex station too, what you going to do you fruit?
>not an argument
is that why syrians keep moving to britain
Having a mad butt naked wank sesh lads
Resurrecting Cromwell as we speak
Hahha I get it your doing a David Attenborough impression hahah fuckin quality lad aha
*enters thread awkwardly*
Pics?
Ahaha class your some boy for one haha
Sure he's dead man what are you on about
>brit hours /brit/
>coherent posting with a subtle layer of post ironic humour
>yank hours /brit/
>random memes and and failed attempts at post ironic gibberish
waheyyyy. finally went mental lads aha
hahahaha there is another mexican posting here
you get nothing my little pawn, you may only glance at the evidence my scope has magnified years previously
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the thing I hate most about yank hours is their insistence on using typically british words. think they try too hard to fit in
the latter is true but brit hours are still pretty meme heavy and also full of continentals and dull wannabe normie posts
Ahh yes, pinche tu madre...
Very good argument..
yeah really astute observation bud
*sighs and shakes head*
>uses phrases from mother tongue
>lol fucking yank
all British do is stalk an autist and send him letters
(308) 850-0625
(308) 370-2664
(308) 258-7617
(308) 379-3129
dumb frogposter
>not going to bed with your trousers on
>with one shoe off and one shoe on
Lads this is going to be hard to believe hahahahahaha but i went to the bike shop ahahaha to get some handlebars for my bike ahaha and it was shut, by appointment only haha must have been a bike doctor or something becaus apparently you need an appointment though i did some good skids hahaha
>bud
Jesus...
hahahahaha wow really makes you think lad hahahaha we silly yanks just can't get on board with quality britposting hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha oh wow hahahaha
just turned a doorknob lads hahahaha
ahhhahahahahaah the absolute fucking sicko what the fuck was he doing on set xDDDDD
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Fuck off shitcunt I thought someone snapped your puny legs and the doctor told you you'd never cycle again?
it's not your slang, yank
i bet if i called you a joey, you wouldn't have the foggiest what i meant
probs think i'm calling you matt leblanc or summit haha
on one hand I respect that he put so much effort in but he sounds like a bit of a loon
*opens door to /brit/*
*sees large amount of yanks mulling about, crouching and mumbling*
*reaches for blunderbuss*
The time is now
What the fuck......