I will get kicked out soon

>I will get kicked out soon

Hello darkness my old friend...

Help me please

The last thread was deleted for some reason I dindu nuffin wrong

Will you lose your internet then?

>kicked out
from where
to where
why
by who
for what purpose

The thread dies because you don´t do anything nor provice anything interesting

At least it's still summertime m8. Watch out for the geese tho

Time to get off Sup Forums and prepare for your homeless adventures.

It will be cold as fuck in a few months

I hope it's a late winter like last time

From my house

To the street

Because they're mad

My parents

Because they're mad

Sell your anus

Stop being an autistic faggot and just tell us what you did.

Also, get a fucking job and rent a fucking room.

are you a neet by any chances ?

How old are you? Are you less than 19?

how old are you

I've already been doing that

It's getting worn out and I don't know how long I can keep this up.

Jesus, I thought your NEET roleplaying was bad, so were your "walk into gym" posts.

You need to get out of Toronto and get a grip on your shitposting problem

I am older than that

I'm scared guys I dont know how to survive

Oho

I have no sympathy for you

You should an hero

I have a minor pec tear from benching that's why ive been shitposting so much lately

I'm not gonna make it lads. I'm mid-cycle too

Why are they mad?
Do you work?
How old?
Studies?
Saved Money?
Fat, thin?

Reported for encouraging suicide.

I'm not answering all this shit senpai, just tell me whst to do to survive

Should I go gay for pay?

Ive seen prostitutes that look like me on the internet and they charge a lot

>I'm not answering
die thread

>Give me an entire life history or else I wont give you advice

Why do you need my eyecolor, height, and hair color?

>my parents don't let me move out yet

Time to live like gypsy.

Here is tip:
1. If sandwich from garbage have no mold, it's safe to eat. Toast it over fire to make sure no bacteria are on it.
2. Carry nothing more than a backpack of stuff.
3. Sleep somewhere in the wilderness. City gangs love to beat up homeless people. Forest is much safer and you can light a fire to keep yourself from freezing to death without police coming to beat you up and steal your bottle of alcohol.
4. Nobody likes beggars. But if you have to be one, look as unfortunate as you possibly can.
5. Recycling metal and cardboard is much more profitable than people think, as is recycling wires.
6. If you steal wires from people's lawns, make sure to wear proper insulation or you'll get electrocuted.

why did you get in Canada illegally in the first place? you deserve it.

If you are too embarrassed to answer those simple questions then you probably aren't going to do well in the gay prostitution scene

Get a shit job before you get kicked out, if it's as a janitor or McDonald's it doesn't matter, those jobs should be simple enough survival will motivate you to handle them even if it will be rough, for someone unused to working it can be exhausting, Get a cheap room somewhere, ask for help in churches, try to see if you can get help setting up from a social worker or something. Make it very clear you're not asking for a handout and that you're at real risk of going homeless. Worse case scenario sleep in your car or buy one cheap if you're too much of a neet, the real important thing is you have access to somewhere you can at least wash on a sink and that you can get your clothes clean. Other than that get a laptop and learn to hack wifi... Finally sell all your NEET junk, you need cash and anything you can get it from will do.

Finally go beg not to be kicked out for at least an extra month or two, kneel, cry, whatever it takes. Your life wll be shit but you will adapt and evetually life will get better. I'm well aware this is bait I'm posting just in case or if it helps someone else. Having no choices is pretty straightforward, you do what you have to.

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I have thousands of dollars from selling drugs and other shit left still

Mcdonalds and shit all sounds good but should I just go hustle as a gay escort and sell drugs instead?

fuck wagecucking

That would be the best for you, if you think those are your best options.

Because no troll these gay escorts with nice physiques make $200+/hr

That's way better than fucking mcdonalds

If I fuck some dude in the ass with a condom for 10 hoyrs a month that's already $2k cash, way better than being a lil wagecuck

thank you ""bulgaria""

how much for your anus?

Im not gay, I got no idea how ill keep an erection but fuck man I guess I could take a bunch of viagra

I have some left over from last time my source sent it for some reason, some sale or some bs didn't even notice

Kind of nervous though, never had sex with a man b4

quit being a bitch and deal with your problems like an adult

You have thousands of dollars and you're going to an hero over being kicked out? You do realize that if you camp out at one of the hippy beaches here, that's camping out not ten feet away from a guy who will sell you beer and literal catch of the day fresh food for peanuts, you could probably make it a good half year on just a thousand bucks? Some of those places even have internet cafes you can get wifi on...

Seriously man, what dafuq? You can probably just set up shop in some crumy room in your country and live off ramen for a couple of months while you figure things out... Or just go the easy route and become a dealer if you've got the connections...

>gypsy strategies
>straight from Bulgaria

fucking kek

I never said I was going to an hero it was just an image that fit the thread

Yeah I heard that before.

Should I try Puerto Vallarta? Looks like a cool place

That's how you know they're authentic.

>Im not gay
>I have 1000$ left as I'm "kicked out" by my parents
>I want to be a gay prostitute

I'm pretty sure you're just gay dude.
You don't have to be homeless to get fucked by other guys. Just accept it and get over it.

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Would be a good place to start, but you don't want to stay there long if you want to live cheap, I'm taalking places like Zipolite or playa Michigan. If you get any kind of income in vallarta tho you could stay there as long as you want in relative luxury and civilization.

your only not going to make it because your telling yourself that

pick yourself up, dust yourself down, and get out the house

theirs a real world out their with women and vaginas and men with penises (if your into that sort of thing)

theirs nothing wrong with playin vidya, just don't let it take over your life

life is precious, don't waste it on the internet,

get out of the house and prove your not a looser to your parents

stop smokin the weed, it only causes psychosis (look it up)

GO ON, GET OUT RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF!

I do all of those

I have a record which is why I dont have a job

Looks like a really nice place. Low crime and ive heard many people there live off $1/day so my money could go a long way

Guess ill check it out, maybe in the future I could stay there for a while

OP reported for being subhuman scum

>mfw the only girl who is attracted to me is a weeb with almost 600 anime shows watched

>american women

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Why are they mad?

I don't think you'll be the one giving the ass fucking, user.

Congratulations. Dont be assamed of your NEET life.

Why not?

don't horny old men want to get fucked? That's the average customer I imagined.

I know for a fact some gay guys pay like $80 to suck YOUR cock sometimes. Idk ill ask /biz/ about this later and make a gay4pay thread to see what they say

I think I'm gonna make it lads ill keep u updated

Come to Spain and team up with Jorge.