You wake up in Japan

You wake up in Japan

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i reroll and try for a country that shaves their pubes

they look stupid

I hang myself

You just outed yourself as a manchild virgin.
Good luck.

How does it feel to be a closet-pedophile?

>germans like hairy women

what a shock

>hairy
What do you have against a trimmed bush?
It is a sign of maturity after all. Wouldn't want to fuck a hairless girl that turns out to be 15 after the fact. Also it's sexy as shit.

Not would need subtitles in the anime

>Wouldn't want to fuck a hairless girl that turns out to be 15 after the fact.
I actually wouldn't too, it's a lot more satisfying if you know that before.

>Wouldn't want to fuck a hairless girl that turns out to be 15 after the fact

Literally why not

wow didn't expect this thread to turn into an insecure virgin meetup lol

Get out

>You wake up in a Japanese high school

wut do?

Fuck em
Plain and simple

>oh fug
>where the fuck am I
>could I make a quick call pls
>and what number is the korean embassy
>hello I just woke up
>no idea how I got here
>need a ride back home pls

evacuate before someone calls the cops on me

Zitto animale

an herro

run to school with bread in my mouth and then kill myself because I can't speak nippon

How hard is driving in japan
Do I need to know how to street drift to survive?

Special needs school?

pls no

Thank god

You live in illusions my friend

And you have depression.
Dunno which is worst

Japs are ugly in another way to Koreans

i want to fuck both regardless

and then take the next flight home

Become instantly alfa male, those jap qts need some Finno-Uralic seed

this

Give all the qts my germanic Johnson before gassing them and myself

lol fag

shtop it !

All are sorta cute in a nerdy way except of course the fatty.

>You wake up in Japan

More accurate pic.

those women are very attractive

wow average finnish girls must be busted af for your standards to be so low

breed with far left one

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>being bothered by pubic hair

GUTEN TAG

almost kpop idol-tier

You wake up in Vietnam. Now what?

eajy daysh-
wewaxing daysh-

she's a kazakh tho

>You wake up on a desert island with Rocco Siffredi

I know american taste in women can be discarded without a second thought. Manjaws and fat, brrrr.

I wouldn't mind it desu. Japan is cool and not filled with niggers/muslims. I would miss our climate, scenery, white people and autist culture though. But maybe I would get cute Japanese gf and stop being a loser.

I'd congratulate with him and ask him what are we going to fuck for dinner

My life is complete

>implying they want anything to do with filthy war-rapists

>rocco

>and ask him what are we going to fuck for dinner

Well... you butt, obviously.

>he believes that Rocco would ever fuck a man's butt

>tfw rubbing my dickhead on soft pubes

Become an aryan god

>implying you're a man

Hmmm

>tfw you forget it's no pants day at work

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

UUHHH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE

Mi piaci

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You might end up in a country where people shave their foreskin

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>You wake up in Japan

Aallhu akbar infidels

>tfw thinking about making a life goal of learning Japanese and traveling to Tokyo for the 2020 olympics

>learning Japanese in 3 years
LOL!!

wheres the ass

Do I get the room with the whores or do I wake up in a forest or a container hotel or something?

I know I'm not going to be fluent, just somewhat decent. Being there would be good practice as well.

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Nasti. You nasti.

1. Become a dentist
2. Get rich

Shaved pussy - master race. Bush lovers BTFO

You wake up in Germany.

just like my animes

You wake up in Argentina.

If I don't have any documents or money on me, find the nearest embassy and try to get back home somehow.
If I do, go to the nearest airport and buy a ticket back home.

I mean, what else are you supposed to do?
You don't have a place to stay, don't know anyone there, don't know the language etc. so you're pretty screwed.

DUDE ARGENTINA IS WHITE!!!!

We housed a shitload of nazis and almost joined the Axis for you, you fucking Ahmed.

This

Find a dojo and study martial arts. Learn Japanese. Don't get trapped in the career rat race. Enjoy nature. Celebrate summer in comfy Okinawa. Be comfy in winter vacation in Hokaido. Be happy.

Go buy a used panty on a self vending machine

Thank you

i'd inseminate all of them since azn women can't resist my superior aryan features

>wake up in Vietnam
Well, I suppose the obvious question is this; is it 1968?
If not then I'm bummed for the first few minutes and get to fucking Vietnamese women.

If yes, all my dreams are realized and I get to go and fight in 'nam like I always wanted to.

And then fuck Vietnamese women.

The worst part is that in anime this girls would be waiting tier

love them long time

>it ain't me starts playing

so beautiful. How can people be so beautiful when the people around me are all so ugly?

Sauce on the pic, op.

What would happen if I played Fortunate Son in Vietnam while speeding down the streets?
>it's on my bucket list

スマタァ~

first post worst post

zitti animali

en silencio

I try to wake up something else.