/asean/- Friday night toktok bangbang clangclang edition

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3 hours till it new episode

MAYOR ANG NAUNAG MAGTAWAS

"what u mean Three Fiddy? Damn i only have Two Sixes" - Our Naj

Our great leader, Naj

Malaysia, why are you in Bongistan?

Our new governor

Can we say Our Sabah now?

well... its still ours officially

Why aren't there any good ASEAN youtubers?

What the fuck is duterte israel

Still watching clang?
What a cuck flipbong

it mispelled "Duterte is Real"

You serious?
How did you even comeup with that

>tfw the only change I saw is the amount of druggies killed
>tfw haven't see any holdup or robbery for a while
>tfw druggies
>druggies everyday
God damn this fucking country

well he is literally sending death squads to kill drug lords when other countries go Hurr Durrr Muh Human Ritezzz. so seeing a president acting so effectively is to good to be true to most but the madman actually did it.

Im too shy and I hate my voice. Do you think I will make it big if I do a survival youtube channel?
One like Primitive Technology has?

Is it worth spending 1.5k pesos here in this bar?

unli bbq and alcohol

>buying alcy
>not buying the girls for 1 night
SEX > Substance

>tfw even criminals have gf but a law abiding good boy for mommy like me doesn't

He's targeting drug mayors now. Maybe at the end of the month he's on senator's head.

Durtete was backed up by Israel. Making it harder to get drugs, makes it more expensive to sell. Thus Jews can profit it.

The world needs the samurai to defeat these jews.

>Soros owns Smartmatic
>Dutdut win by a landslide

OH SHIT.

Criminals are masters of deception. indeed he had an easy life but it also comes with a price

>He's targeting drug mayors now.
To kill a snake, you go for the head

Holy Shit, Indonesia!

they asked him to become the president and now that he is. He is gonna do what he did during his first year as a mayor.

Death squad, death squad everywhere. In the next he probably then start with all the things he wanted to regulate . From Alcohol to smoking.

They asked to be disciplined by duts so they better not regret what they done.

Tfw there will never ever be happenings in /asean/
SO FUCKING BOOOOORING

>foils
what a waste

I know it was your work, Malaysia.

they should let it slide; singaporeans are a rude people tbqh

does anyone know where I can find Pimsleur's Mandarin Chinese for free?
Looked on pirate bay couldn't find it.
Thanks.

It wasnt us. but seeing indonesia almost succeeded were planning to start 3I Corp. ( Invest In Indonesia) we will provide dental and child support if you work with us

I saw some snatching last week from the jeep and its close to the police station too

whoa thats great for once

This is probably the second time a presdient is advocating for murder and arrest without due process
You will get shot
Don't lump us with retards

too bad for you then Mr intellectual. You are gonna get the dutdut style governing because your countrymen choose it.

Callous disregard for even the POTENTIAL for his directives to have resulted in murders.

I understand he has a passion, and a mandate. Neither of those things should permit the government to violate the constitution in this way, and so openly, and so without any (material) form of independent oversight.

With Facebook and blog propaganda to boot

Security teather
Everyone can be linked to drugs even noynoy if they really want too

That chief always look like hes high on drugs

100.3 trold me Rappler is a shit and biased source for news

>/asean/ will never have nukes

Lagalag barya gang is the hottest thing in my province
They also just reported 2 chopchop victims

Mayors act more like shields for the source

I think it will be less impressive because:
a) you're south east asian and people think that shit comes naturally to you so its not so novel as a white dude doing 'primitive' survivalism
b) you'll just be seen as another copycat of primitive technology
c) you're not white

>trips
but our Naj is planning to have power plant soon tho
news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/malaysia-eyes-nuclear-power-use-2030

>rappler.com/nation/142079-duterte-calls-joma-sison-arrogant?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral

kekekek dutdut now hates gommie

you mean They were the source while they use Political influence as leverage/shield

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ALREADY HOLY SHIT

he will ruin this like nfc

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Feedlot_Corporation

aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/duterte-still-seeks-peace-talks-with-communist-rebels/619259

Peace talks still remians

He knows the media calls him out on being a commie cuddler

Usually legit big time Chinese dealers are the source

Some international ones too

Duterte should just step down on Sept 21 and hand the government to Bongbong Marcos.

He has no position and seat anymore

nothing new for him, all his speech are contradicting to one another.

>the other day he said some strong statement regards on something, then the next day he literally contradicts what he just said the other day

That was a few day before joma sison and duterte tirade happened

After his ceasefire fiasco
Like said he probably realise he's looking to obvious as a commie cuddler

Kerry persuaded him
news.abs-cbn.com/news/08/05/16/duterte-ph-to-buy-equipment-with-funds-from-us

COMMIE PALA SI MAYOR

The resumption of the peace talks is scheduled to take place from August 20 to 27 in Oslo, Norway.

The Duterte administration is currently trying to secure the release of political prisoners so they can participate in the talks.

Persuade him for a unilateral ceasefire that means our side will be the only one who will stop?

KOMUNISTA PALA SI MEYOR

COMMIES GONNA GET BTFO

Duterte is the commie
what the fuck are you smoking?

Norcuck is shilling Dutdut again in Sup Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=k5QY9lMV9dI
this what typical yellocuck looks like

luff you too malay-chan

Class was suspended in a school where im from due to vandalisms. Should i post more?

Criminals are at large more than ever

>Tfw my mom already opened 2 business in 2 months netting 20k a month
>Me erping like a fucking loser 0 pesos a month

Help /asean/, whats a good business to start up with a 40k capital?

fuck it im dumping the pics

drug dealing

;^)

Looks like the white winged warhawk will be born soon.

Magandang hapon

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work with your mother first earn some experience learn how she start and most importantly Manage her business. after that you might get and idea and plan out normally

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where is "tax the rich not the poor"?
fucking commie fuckers, i actually helped painted walls in near our barangay hall and commie fuckers just vandalized it when their rally detour near our place

ily bb

Yawa's literal translation would be the devil but people use it like you would use "fuck"

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>PISTING YAWA

SG on suicide watch

last one

Lol the winners look like drug dealers sons

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Congrats
>pinoys

My cousin who's from FEU keeps saying YAWA

The fuck did this trend start?

Must be druggies. PURGE THEM ALL!

yawa is basically the "tangina" of the bisayas

Yawa is a Cebuano word for devil, it's a well-known curse word & is getting popular with non-Cebuano speakers like Tagalogs, Hiligaynons & Warays

The police gets the "nalaban" "toktok bang bang" suspicion
Plus shoot to kill is murder in our consti

how's cebu?

what is bayot?
i get called alot bayot

Never heard of it here
Even in my fb feed

gay

This was in Dumaguete, relatively close to Cebu

It's because it's uni Cebuanos in Luzon saying it & its being copied by their non-Cebuano friends. Same goes with the Visayan "hiyo de puta" curse word that's being copied by non-Hiligaynon Visayans

i don't know, my friend's mother always shouting that when we do stupid things

Who wants fresh fb memes?