/brit/

Heaven edition

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cara

korean pop

Cheers for the thread pic, m8. Now I won't be able to stop thinking about her

the gf has the day with the physical boyfriend lads, time for some quality overwatch time

karen lads

Black lives matter

on my way to fuck your bitch

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>physical boyfriend
i know this is probably an established gimmick but i laughed nonetheless

need a nana gf

A deal's a deal

I want to be that guy touching her feet SOOOOOO bad! 2bhwy

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The custodian must be asleep

me on the le- no right hahaha

This is lovely

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Ah yes feet
The thinking man's fetish

They really want those white features so bad.

Feel bad for 'em.

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Lets

white live matter

the custodian is a wageslaving cuck, he has no power in the morning.

1 3 2 4 5

*pulls on your leash*

Bad boy! Back to the runt cage with you!

More like "WhiteLIesMadder" hahaha

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Cheers la

I'd give her some white features iykwim

oh my days

did I miss any major tim news been in a k hole for 72 hours

tim's got another appointment on the 9th of august lads

Listening to dvsn lads. Now I need a Palvin next to me while sipping rum on the rocks

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he dun a stunt

>youtu.be/l9doZL2ha9Y

Portugal bringing the banter

we did it reddit

*walks down the corridor*

*sees a little yank runt*

*brushes against him and squeezes his arse as I walk past him*

Sorry lad

*turn around and wink at his embarrassed face*

moosey actually did it the absolute madman

this sick fuck just groped me in public, isn't your police force going to do something about this?!

>I'M INSENSED!

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how can I tell you're a woman

>their arms are LITERALLY held together with concrete

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alone for 2 hours at work lads

might have a cheeky wank

>INSENSED

jesus fucking Christ you dumb cunt

just having a quick sing

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ID?

Sorry lad we don't have guns here we can't shoot him, we do have these big, black, batons though

*looks at yank arse with baton and erection starts growing*

m8, when I'm getting cozy I'll have a rum

Poleaboos face is visibly swollen from the laser

Tried backing in through the front door after my sister opened it for me but she's smart, knew something was up so waited for me to turn around
Asked what happened to my face
I lied, said it was just from walking around in the heat for so long
She asked where I'd been, I said a job interview

She certainly didn't believe the first lie

Had to walk past my entire family to collect my laptop
They didn't buy my lie either

They think I was in a fight

Not sure how much longer I can keep this up

Applied my sunscreen

SAFE AS FUCK

what the fuck am i watching

My face is visibly swollen from the laser

Tried backing in through the front door after my sister opened it for me but she's smart, knew something was up so waited for me to turn around
Asked what happened to my face
I lied, said it was just from walking around in the heat for so long
She asked where I'd been, I said a job interview

She certainly didn't believe the first lie

Had to walk past my entire family to collect my laptop
They didn't buy my lie either

They think I was in a fight

Not sure how much longer I can keep this up

Applied my sunscreen

off yourself

I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.

good post

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Literally my life

Does anyone here have Virgin Media?

Does your email sync correctly with your Android device?

g-g-g-good lass h-hahaha *combs hair back nervously*

no it's not

proper fancy this tinder girl but i need to wait till 5 to reply so it looks like i have a job haha

why's it so green?

what if tim is actually doing this all as an act like a sort of a parody of a mentally ill person

he is a professional actor after all

this could be the best piece of performance art we've ever witnessed

>they think I was in a fight

Not buying that desu

found out im 16% irish
what should i do to celebrate my newfound heritage

This is quite literally me

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this stupid faggot is not me, don't respond to him, just let him die in peace.

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does /brit/ like this song?

>Dad was driving to Heathrow
>Got held up
>Thought there was some sort of horrific accident
>It was fucking black lives matter who handcuffed themselves across the motorway

How many people have been shot by our police?
Do they think American police see this on TV and go "OH WOW GOTTA STOP SHOOTING THOSE NIGGERS".

I fucking hate black people desu lads.

make a smoothie out of spuds and tears and then throw nailbombs at english children because it tastes terrible

/soc/ is such a terrible board, full of narcissists who think facial hair and long hair look good

they don't appreciate my twink face aesthetics

>no qt Lene Nystrom to undress and brush her hair

Not long left

not making an effort

pick up some cork slags

join the muh heritage ira splinter group i started

Method actor.

wtf bro

> twink

neck yer off yer'se'f ya' ninny or whatever these weirdos call pooftas ( an aussie term ya?)

top o' the mornin' to ya brother

(I'm 1/4 Irish)

the majority were literally white lad

fucking cucks

it's alri

you just proved their point shitlord

all you have to do is stop killing the mandem

/brit/ is literally Virgin Media haha

t. got below a 7/10 in a face rate thread

wot da fuk m8

do not engage the runt

I'm not gay, I just have a beautiful and youthful twinkish face that these cavemen can't appreciate

I swear the mandem is on to me

Dick Branson told Elon Musk to get out of his business!

money.cnn.com/infographic/news/companies/musk-versus-branson/

*closes eyes and nods head while pointing*
this...this is important

do you think you're some kind of celebrity you spastic

nothing would make me cum more than running them over

Wouldn't it be great if there was some sort of legislation similar to being able to shoot if someone's on your territory - where you can run someone over if they lie in the middle of the road?

People probably saved money for 2 years to go away and this shit happens.
I bet a black man could rape those white kids mothers and they'll forgive him instantly.

oh yeah, absolutely
*walks off and talks to someone else*

thread theme
~summer edition~
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THIS is what a good white ally does

sits back, says nothing and agrees with everything

LEARN from him

you know why...

do you believe in fate?

I was the only yank in the thread until "slurpton mcfagtron" decides to show up using his gay vernacular like we're on lgbt

back to /fr/ with you too peh

not sure when the olympics ceremony starts haha and cbf to look it up

they said I look too young, the utter philistines

Lmao.
0 deaths in the past year and this bitch says "White people are killed more".
Whites and blacks are killed exactly the same as well as every other fucking race because the exact number is 0.