/celt/ /éire/ + /alba/ + /cymry/

UFO sightings edition

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In honour of me. How kind.

Hopefully we find out what happened yesterday

Well, last night was crazy.
Thank God I'm leaving Ireland for a while, can't hack the never ending sesh.

me having a coffee with jaggy in dublin

I know what happened, so it's no mystery. It was a UFO, again.

Where you heading to and for how long?

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I knew something paranormal was happening.
Only last night I realized I haven't had a wank in like 5 days and couldn't remember what I was doing instead of wanking.
Then I remembered 5 days ago was the last time I looked out my window
Never opening my curtains again holy shit

Poland and a few neighbouring countries hopefully.
I've bought a one way ticket, so whenever the cash runs out. But I've to be back before September 1st.

kat.cr and torrentz.eu are down lads

>Poland and a few neighbouring countries hopefully
Lithuania perhaps? :^)

more of a central european theme i believe

Nope, Czech Republic, Germany. That sort of direction.

:/

~topic?

Denmark

I've got 5 kroner, what could I buy in a newsagents with that?

Absolutely nothing. It's worth maybe a snickers in netto, that's about it.

Damn, how much is a can of coke?

About the same depending on where you buy it.

What is the job/career situation like for people aged 25-35 in Ireland, right now? Just got my passport and had gotten my working holiday visa for Australia, but I am going to take another 8-12 months to mature financially and personally. Ireland is a strong second choice. The move would be permanent.

>inb4
>plastic paddy

I know.

I should clarify. 30-35

What's your profession?
Education?

If you've anything to pharmacology/pharmacology, yes you're in luck.

Well, I wouldn't know since I still need to hit 20. There are people struggling to find jobs, but most of those jobs don't require a profession. If you are skilled in a field, then I'm sure you'll find some sort of job. What are your qualifications?

I was in international shipping but got laid off October of 2013 and have been doing odd jobs and temp assignments since. My education for what that waste of money was, got me a bachelor of arts degree in history. Absolutely useless and I want to go back in time and punch myself in the stomach and scream to not waste time in college and get a useful degree.

What's going on in this thread?

If you're coming here to do just any job, then you might not find anything at all. Good luck to ya though.

Right, well best I can do for you is
jobs.ie

I don't know if this is popular anymore, but I remember when young Irish people would come here (New England)during the Summer for work. Met a qt3.14 that was doing that when I was a young.

Thanks friendo.

Yeah, loads of people go for the j1 every summer.
It's still very popular.

Who /HourlyCryingSession/ here?

Why?

who cares

do you seriously not have private tracker accounts?

Just kidding, of course. Although, I do spend my days alone, and no one talks to me anymore. So sometimes I feel sad.

Why and why again?
Dude, go out and socialise.

The mother's moving back to Lithuania lads, it was nice knowing you all

hate being poor lads

There's no one here, lad. Everyone's gone somewhere. Besides, socialise with who? I know everyone in this town. The girls would rather I didn't know them, since most of them like to keep their distance from me. And the lads? Well, the lads don't really consider me a friend. Sad stuff, really.

Fuck off.

Your languages don't exist anymore, why don't you call yourself English?

Your economic system doesn't exist any more, why don't you call yourself Western?

There is no one to socialise with. Thats why I vape.

Fucking triggered.

I haven't a notion for what you can do in a situation like that.

got a d3 in ordinary religion lads

not me lads

i do enjoy sucking the awl willy once in a while that i do

>Your economic system doesn't exist any more, why don't you call yourself Western?
A nice question indeed. 'Cause we still have different culture maybe.

>Fucking triggered.
So trigger is pulled and toy will became English soon?

>'Cause we still have different culture maybe.
Congratulations you've answered your own question, now go back to Novosibirsk, Igor.

Чтo?

Don't worry about it, man. I don't know what to do either, so I just waste away. It's what I've been doing for years.

Also
Fuck off, wannabe.

stop bullying swooce

>Чтo?
Aнглoфикaция.

alri so

Дo cвидaния.

>not single irishman to be seen

I'm gay btw

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

>6 seconds

>impersonating me

is loose

>Дo cвидaния.

Cнaчaлa выпeй нeмнoгo вoдки co мнoй, иpлaндcкий дpyг!

I look a little like that irl. I just have a bigger fedora and sport a wicked trilby.

I feel sorry for you

Boдки?
Дa, moй тoвapищ

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I think we should kick Wales out

Blame the Frenchman

>I look a little like that irl
No I don't.

these days the average Welsh man is no different to the average Englishman

>UFO edition
>no one spamming about The Blues and The Greys
I miss old /éire/.

The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are

arr rook same

terra

Alien contact started about 1947-1948 with the Greys contacting the U.S. Government to form a treaty with them. Another body of aliens arrived, called the Blues. The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal.’. So The Blues left.

Why don't aliens come to Ireland, lads?

If Enda knew aliens were real do you think he would tell us?

The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are.

Alien contact started about 1947-1948 with the Greys contacting the U.S. Government to form a treaty with them. Another body of aliens arrived, called the Blues. The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal.’ So The Blues left.

i'm aftee moving to america to try track down and murder your so-called man.
wish me luck

>believing that statement
Lad...

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

The edition is called that because I saw a UFO yesterday, again.

Come on, man...

Godspeed, me. o7

might watch alcatraz

My dad took my college money to pay for a trip to Ireland so he could make fun of drunks in Dublin

didja see any greys
how bout skinwalkers

>watching olympics on RTÉ
>some fucker is talking over it
Switched over to BBC. Do the same thing on New Years. Why is this country so shit?

Nope, and nope. Although the last 3 times I saw a UFO over the town, I heard helicopters no more than 15 minutes after the sighting. Since we don't get helicopters he often, it's weird that they came here 3 times in a row. Weirder than that? They flew at night, which was an utmost rarity. Even weirder than that? They would sport spotlight, and would point them at the forest no more than 2k away. Spooky.

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>they came here 3 times in a row
>They flew at night
>They would sport spotlight, and would point them at the forest no more than 2k away
Someone's gone missing lad. That's a search party gone to find them. We have them here every so often.

They weren't searching for someone. They didn't come 3 NIGHTS in a row, they came 3 TIMES in a row. So every time I saw a UFO fly over the town, the helis would appear a bit later. It stopped now, still weird that they were ever here.

>they came 3 TIMES in a row
They search the same area a few times to be sure.

you're a retard

start believing

She looks like my aunt, which makes me feel weird. But we're not blood related, so it's good.

the ufos are coming to take me back to latvia lads

Whatever you say, asshole. At least my mind is open to the weird and unnatural. You're just a close-minded, piss-for-brains dumbass who still think that the Earth is a pizza, and that we're the only beings in our 9 planet Universe.

Believe with me, brother.

Fuck her. Give 'er a good dicking.

Fuck off. They're taking me to Zeta Reticuli.

what happend with the stalker anyway?
he broke into his house didn't he?

more like Beta Ridiculee

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More like eat shit and die.

you really can't hack the craic at all

To be fair, that was a good one on your part. Still...

Lucky you, you must have great genes then

I told you not blood related. Lucky for my cousins I guess.