>Good morning darling
you wake up to this. what do you do ?
>Good morning darling
you wake up to this. what do you do ?
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>rape
Panic, because the only way I could fall asleep at a dining table would be after a 4-day adderall binge and I've obviously blacked out.
Tell her about the intricacies of shakespeare and how some of the plays the beginning has to do with the end
Rape, burn the house, leave.
TURN OFF THE TELEVISION YOU CUNT I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE ANY NOISE IN THE MORNING, ALSO GET NAKED WE'RE GONNA FUCK NOW
Wake up again.
ask her to
>p-post feet
irl
Proceed to have sex.
faint
say "good morning" back, get some coffee and drink it while smoking a joint. life is gud
>you will never be a photographer in slavland ;_;
I hate pictures like these.
Nice models, background etc,but
ALL THESE FOTOSHOPPED PLASTIC MNNEQUIN FACES
russian photos
Break up with her, go away.
Done with relationships desu.
go back to bed
I honestly cannot even imagine this scenario at this point of my life.
don't be so pessimistic
haha good joke
I don't think it's necessarily pessimistic, it's just when you're out of the running long enough the whole game of it becoems absurd.
have a nice breakfast with her, then tell her that we can have a day off and go back to bed with her to forge some new babies
Morning
Looking good today
>and how some of the plays the beginning has to do with the end
>this is considered "intricacies" and deep analysis in Murryca