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that one lad who's going to take 30 mg valium and watch lost in translation tonight edition

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korean pop

Kyary

no

>European achievements? I think you mean Muslim achievements!

>The USA

no


y'know what im going out to drink and smoke with my normie mates, rather do that shite than share a thread with your deplorable spineless runts

rats

don't care

>Most powerful economy in the world
>High HDI
>Top landscapes (Louisiana Purchase wouldn't have happened while owned by the brits)
>Most powerful military on earth
>Most relevant country on earth
>The only true superpower
>Leaders of tech
>Leaders of business

Ah yes, we're really struggling. Shame

>le kpop

actual austim

moving out tomorrow and I keep thinking it means I'm going to read more, work out more and fuck more
dunno why I've deluded myself

Only have 3gs of OG amnesia left after I bought an ounce of it on Tuesday lmao.

I'm fucked I can't get more until Wednesday and this 3gs will only last me until tonight.

Tips on cutting down on weed?

Keri Sable 2bh lads

Oh, noice. Enjoy it, m8.
Friend and I might be visiting Berlin too.

>African migrant throwing rocks at excavator in Finland

hmm....

well it's good that wasn't kpop then

smoking 3g a day is fucking ridiculous mate

just literally smoke less, its not hard. can get yourself down to a gram a day or less easily.
take a tolerance break if you have to

Just seen Suicide Squad
AMA

Just spent £73 on this lot from tesco

Week off work and going to spend it getting smashed desu

dire

Having chicken for dinner lads

It takes me two joints to get high mate. One joint gets me buzzed but it's not enough and I only stay high for 45 minuts

Why don't you own a gun, /brit/?

actually they aren't

>sourz
>a crate of koppaberg

are you literally 18?

Nice. Can I come around and play with your tail?

my mates are trying to make me watch it
should I go

Sissy British Houslets

muslims literally stole every from the persians

Be honest, which of these apply to you?

>overweight or underweight skelly
>reddit browser
>prone to infantilism
>virgin

I have an air rifle if that counts? Although legally it's not considered a firearm.

Those aren't pics of my scars, obviously

I'll show you sometime

soon...

I have a Walther P22

see

>britsheds

internet gf saw it and said it was good

Such dreadful taste. Like WOW!

bye

Which is more impressive?
Gimp mate.

belter of a post

yeah I used to be like that and smoking atleast 2gram a day, but I've changed so it is doable. Now somedays I don't smoke at all and when I do I'll have like 1 or 2 spliffs in a day. dont even smoke the whole thing at once, Just have a 1/2 or 3rd then put it out for a few hours. you just need to lower your tolerance through abstinence, simply don't smoke for a month

Poleaboo fuck off you fucking paki wee disgusting absolute slime ridden shitebag.
If I ever see you I will curb stomp your paki head with my doc martens.

>dominion over loads of third world shitholes

Whoppee fucking doo.

>>Most powerful economy in the world
>>High HDI
>>Top landscapes (Louisiana Purchase wouldn't have happened while owned by the brits)
>>Most powerful military on earth
>>Most relevant country on earth
>>The only true superpower
>>Leaders of tech
>>Leaders of business

christ you weed heads are dullards

nice blog

Mongol Empire was shit and barely an empire

They didn't control or build anything, they just invaded, killed and burnt everything and called it their land

garuantee mine are worse and not from self harm so you aren't going to impress me

brits arent even aesthetic blobbers

is that the mongol and british empire?

>binnie
neck yourself

>"architect"

Post 'em

Live in safe country

This, We created many countries that are now first world and thriving. We also brought the world closer together.

>smoking joints in your house
why?

>Pakis

You'd hit a girl?

...

nope, they are quite recognisable and I don't want to risk being doxxed on the off chance someone I know posts here

I smoke them outside.

Do you have a license for it mate?
Post proofs.
Ok, what am I looking at?

Britain. We went to never before seen places and conquered them then turned them into some of the best countries in the world. (With some failures like Canada and India. America is at least militarily strong and Aus/NZ are doing well too.

I can't think of a single place in blue that isn't a shithole desu.

>don't you DARE invalidate his experience
don't you fucking raise your voice at me you little cunt or I'll invalidate your fucking life sunshine

(responding to a post from 12:49, I saw it but I had to go so I didn't get a chance to respond)

That's not an excuse.

America now. We have control over hundreds of countries, it's just not official

why not get a bong like a sane person?

Delusional, stockholm syndrome. Mongolia controlled the entire silkroad.

Debate over. I win later nerds

>/brit/

more like shit

...

>lost in translation

top movie choice lad

So?

You don't have a trip so it's not like your post history will be linked to you, just that one meaningless post

qt teenage girl at work is hankering to sit on my willy lads, been flirting with her for days and she gave me her number today

little does she know I already have a black gf

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but I only asked a question

Do you feel in charge?

>Highest HDI

But that's not true you fucking retard and without outside help China would crush you in a few months, you'd barely put up as much of a fight as France did to Germany all those times. Best you could hope for is mutually assured destruction.

looool just seen this whole Black Lives Matter at Heathrow thing. Utter fucking spastics.

So desperate to feel oppressed, must be fucking bored of their lives.

Suicide attempt? I have a big scar on my neck from when I tried to slit my throat and hang myself at the same time also have a 20cm cut thats as wide as a sausage running vertically down my vein. I was a lucky boy but I am attempting again soon just not sure how...

>Do you have a license for it mate?
You don't need one if it's under 12ft.lb, The cucks up in Scotland need one no matter the muzzle energy.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>without outside help China would crush you in a few months
alright bud, back to the runt pen with you

lool that was my post. still around :)

I guess it depends. While Mongol empire was extremely impressive and to say otherwise would be silly, once it collapsed the entire place went to shit. It wasn't colonisation is was pure expansionism. When the British Empire collapsed many many countries kept thriving due to the innovations and inventions that Brits came up with to turn said countries into thriving colonies (with the exception of some, because of shitskins destroying everything we built for reparations)

fentanyl od

they dont even get shot in this country...
sure they get put in prison, but thats because theyre fuggish niggers

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>There you have it. Everyone is following Sweden, but Finland too is becoming a shit hole inch-by-inch.

Thoughts on this?

i like this gimmick

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

oh my gosh c:

worlds biggest stitch up

>we

>without outside help China would crush you in a few months,

>it's a "delusional moron insults America by saying things that aren't even remotely true" episode

>wen u keg ursel

Genuinely brought up a bit of sick reading this

>I need a lift home user
What do?

Tell me my good lads, is there a british media (tv/radio) non-cucked and somewhat famous ?

there's not much need since most police don't carry them, criminals don't usually carry them and there's no dangerous wild animals since we extincted them all

BBC is literally impartial

Take her to the chippie.

>he really thinks America vs China 1v1 would be anything but an American destruction

Not funny, old news.

listening to Tim's 735th cover of Hey Jude

what a voice

You out chasing chips again, love? haha