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cara

karen

wales

I actually pondered using a corrosive substance.
It's that disgusting.
It's like having someone shit on you and then being told you're not allowed to take it off.

It's horrible.

alri britaboo back

>living at home with my parents because I failed out of uni because common core taught me everything wrong
>trying to wank with pic related because its the only way I can pretend to have foreskin (kike parents mutilated me at birth)
>hear dad coming down the corridor
>I can hear him because yanks wear shoes in the house and hes fat
>Quickly pull up baggy cargo shorts to hide what I was doing
>He bangs on the door and yells at me calling me a dumbass
>I snicker to myself about him saying "ass"
>Proceeds to lecture me about fucking around with the sink
>Its because I tried to install a cold and hot water tap

Fuck being a yank

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the olympics went shit after London

mogger's

sulla here ama

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just updated my willy to the latest software

Barbara > Cara

Have deleted almost all images that I'd saved on my computer. Mostly porn, but also a lot of stuff I got from Sup Forums. Contemplating deleting my reaction folder to sway me from spending so much time here too. Hmmm

goodnight m'lads

would you recommend acquiring one of those to wank with?

'ad a giggle at this one, i did.

quite please with how many you's I got in the last thread ngl

if she reads Deleuze she's my type

Bye Bruce

Can someone please explain this "penis lad"?

bit early

here's 1 more sweetie x

Suicide Squad was actually quite good desu

still running the old version

i ran out of storage space

So why are YOU here and not going out?

My dad's out having sex with his girlfriend and here I am sat at my computer being a sad nerd.

she wants a man from milton keynes

why is it orange

i managed to stretch it back a lot in 2 days (lol) although I'm too scared to pull it all the way back cos then it will get stuck, what should I do

m'husband's son

what is the comfiest town in nature aspect? i will download a map of it and will build my Brit town on it. not too hilly please. i'm starting on it in an hour. downloaded tons of Brit mods.

Barbara and cara have never been seen in the same room

gf is coming over

Kyary

A girl came up to me today and sat next to me on the bench at city hall. Started talking to me for no reason. Weird stuff.

didn't ask

Honestly not very good. I feel liek if you got creative you could make them feel pretty great though desu

what happened lad

Are you gonna Netflix and Chill with your 3" willy?

didn't she shag lewis hamilton the coalburner

g-god speed, user.

just making a self-deprecating joke

thought you brits loved that

really interesting that

*walks away*

it's willer

yeah we do
but we don't like you

the gf

I saw sitting on a bench at city hall and a girl sat next to me and started talking to me for no reason.

it wont get stuck

just do it lad

no that was me

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wish BT would stop ringing me

unlucky mate

did you get her number? do you think she was interested in fornication?

>although I'm too scared to pull it all the way back cos then it will get stuck, what should I do
Not him, but similar case, pulled it all the way back in the shower a few days ago, left it there while cleaning but then had a mare trying to get the skin back over, it sort of ballooned, quite scary.

what did you talk about?

she probably wanted your willy

is the lad who hides in the toilet at work here? enjoy that gimmick

My bad

well, now i don't like you either

some gay twat was sitting on me earlier and this 6/10 came and sat down next to him and tried to talk to him and he just stared at his phone and then walked off hahaha utter gaylord anyway her fanny smelt nice

*was

he put his pistol to my head oh man this shit aint working

no it wasn't

>olympics ceremony is literally in the middle of the night
who thought this was a good idea

They're bezzie mates, mate.

Meshuggah desu lads

destroying napoleon was the greatest thing britain ever did

the banter was enormous

>beat him
>send him to an island
>beat him again
>send him to an even further away island

rekt

It's willer

DO NOT reply to me again

>try to report this
>this post doesn't exist anymore
janny on the ball within 10 seconds what a man

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

leaves from the vine
falling so slow
Like fragile, tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

I didn't get her number but she told me to meet her in the same place tomorrow at 10.

She sat down and started doing really exaggerated sighs and grumbles at her phone. I looked over and she smiled and said something about Pokemon doing her head in. Then she started asking me questions about myself.

she wants a man from greggs

that's what i'm worried of
should I just keep stretching it more to stop that from happening??

telemarketer hung up on me once
fucking cunt

/qtworkgf2016/ soon

>didn't she shag lewis hamilton
Not sure tbf, He's been out in Barbados this week fucking nigs. don't think they're a thing, but they are friends.

blacked or not, she's still beautiful.

nationalist Icelander does not represent our country

are you going to meet her tomorrow at 10 you normie piece of shit?

all that was left in the vending machine 2bh

Is Flanno still injured? I miss him.

was she cute/would you?

Wew

Take pics for the lads

>be icelandic
>go on a mass shooting
>kill 50% of the population

howling at this

Guy did his NUT.

Literally a plate of carbs.

got called dickhead in oddbins

Lads

In a bubble tea shop and these two girls keep looking at me and talking then giggling and now they have moved directly opposite me and keep having cheeky peeks at me

Shall I just offer them a threesome

Miss the gf desu lads

>should I just keep stretching it more to stop that from happening?
That's my plan

he's just gone on loan to burnleh lad

Anyone got the latest Gavin McInnes?

Keri Sable 2bh lads

I'm going hiking tomorrow so I have to get up early

I was going into town to buy new shoes anyway, so I may as well. Reckon it would be very rude to stand her up and I'm not a very rude lad.

She was very cute tbqh. She had a very cute walk too.

Creeps out.

tongued a girls bumhole before?

best of luck x

her boyfriend is going to be waiting there at 10 to batter you

I entered the friendzone
but all I found were enemies...

sto guidando al ristorante in cinque

before this interaction would you consider yourself a normie?