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Turkey is turkish

oh great, I love pork tacos

>turks stealing yet another food
you've stolen land, food ,beverages whats next?

Would you like onions with it, sir?

We don't take food stamps, sorry.

>whats next?
Your wife.

hahaha efso güzel sikmissin hocam, tebrik ediyorum :Dd

:-(

sağol hocam güzel sikmişim he mi
seni de sikem domalll sürtükkkk aç bacaklarını ımmmhh

Proxysiz bi ben kaldım amk yeter

hocam hepsi banlı denemeyin bile

ımmyeh ımyeh oh

Size mi verecek amk siki yağ bağlamış obezleri sizi.

>asla asyalı kız arkadaşım olmayacak

>asla asyalı bir kız olamayacaksın
;_;

şarkı atın da dinleyelim

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Sen! Evet SEN!
Bir kahraman olabilirsin.

youtu.be/ChjJEU8_szU

Yok Sup Forums da kullaniyolar hala bayagi

ben sadece beyaz kadınlan evlenirim mongoloidlerin genleri bozuk olur

mongol sen anan sikdi

y-yoo hiçde bile

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>literal bağlamda

*kakasını yapıyor*

götümü siktirmek istiyorum

anan var ya oglim

youtu.be/jDYaUGtKOgo

Dışarıda ne kadar aptal boş beleş insan var lan
Arada sırada evden çıkayım diyorum ama yok

what kind of bread do you use for kebabs to be able to make the perfect role

*osurmadan hemen önce elini poposun altına koyuyor*
*osuruyor*
*osuruk kokan elini kokluyor*
*hmmmmmmmppppppppppfffffffffsssssssssssss*
*ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

seviyosan git siktir bence XDXD

another example

we call them as "kıl dönmesi ameliyatı"
google it

hayir sadece you almak istedim.

niye izliyosun böyle şeyleri aq?

ahahahahahahahahaha

bence yarrak almak da istersin :-D

i don't buy kebab roll to eat it
i buy it to have a good masturbation with a huge orgasm in the end

Bilmem, can sıkıntısı
Sen de izlesene birlikte kanser olalım

2-3 tane böyle salak t*rk videosu izleyince bütün youtube anasayfam bunlarla doluyo amk midem bulanıo

May the Tengry watch over you all, anons.

In a few weeks I'll take a Turkish Airlines flight, and I'll have a 4h stop at Istanbul. I just wonder how much TL would I need to get a kebab and a drink while I wait ?

i hope your flight crashes

hahahahahahaha

geçen hafta marmaris arenaya girdik arkadaşlarla birkaç dam ayarlayıp. dolu da gittik iki birer tane yuvarladık bir ara elimde redbull en iyi hareketlerimi sahnede sergilerken içinde ne kadar kaldığını merak ettim redbullun ağzını gözüme dayadım göremeyince yavaş yavaş kaldırmaya başladım. sonuç olarak tabi gözüme enerji içeceği döküldü. 10 saniye yerde acı ile kıvrandım acıdan titredim. sonra kalktım birşey olmamış gibi baktım kimse farketmemiş ya da takmamış, hemen arkadaşıma anlattım git bi elini yüzünü yıka dedi yıkamadım sonraki 3 gün kan çanağı gibi bir göze katlanmak zorunda kaldım. işin özü arenaya gitmeyin bok gibi mekan.

That's not a nice thing to say, I'm just asking a question.

sry bro my life sucks and i hate first worlders who have it better than me, nothin personnell

tell me how to make a kebab you piece of shit

...

around 15-30 liras
friendly recommendation: leave turkey before 14 august. people say second coup attempt may happen

:(

you do not make the kebab my friend, the kebab makes you.

What does turkish kebab taste like?

t. ameriburger who's never eaten one

>oyyo we're gonna coup d'état better let everyfuckingone know

good logic there semiramis

Well, I'm not a tourist for what it's worth, I'm travelling for my studies. I'm pretty poor you know, so I may not have it better than you.

Ok thanks.

Is this just rumors or something serious ? I've followed last attempt all night long, looking at scopes and streams. Shit was intense ... as for my flight, it'll be in Turkey on the 31th ... so I guess I'll have to watch the news carefully.

May the god watch over you, user.

In a few weeks I'll take a shitty ukranian flight, and I'll have a fews day stop at a shitty arab neighborhood in Paris, I just wonder how much EURO would I need to get some cheese and a wine while I wait? Also I want to try lobster.

ahahahahaha sikmişsin :D

what are you studying

>bibisi radyo 2 actim
>abba oynuyor

Based bbc

>around 15-30 liras
Saka degil mi bu :D 15 lirayla Almanya'da 2 Döner alabiliyorsun :d

>anoncum kendi ellerimlen yaptım yermisin canım?

You could call it chinese studies.

Who said Turkish Airlines was shit ?

>oriental studies
enjoy joblessness my across the channel friend

Ne pisirmi ki. Patlicana benziyor

H İ L K A T
G A R İ B E S İ

kendi ellerinle meyve mi yaptın sikik tez yıkıl karşımdan

...

SİEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>finding work with an oriental studies degree
Genuinely. You'll have to resort to being a male escort or turn to pornography

şu tipsiz 'şey'i postlayıp durma ananı sikicem orospu çocuğu

normal dönercilerde öyledir ama otogar havaalanı gibi yerlerde koll gibi geçirirler adama, oradan alacaksın başka şansın yok
dunno it might be a rumor
>joblessness
böyle bir kelime unemployment yerine kullanılır mı gerçekten yoksa memeliyor musun hocam?
bu ne amk insana benzemiyor

shaurma/10

EVLENCEM BEN ONUNLA

Ukranian airlines I picked is the cheapest but it will go to kiev first, then to paris. I hope russians dont bomb it.
Anyway, most döner places in istanbul are literally shit and meat is just terrible. 15-30 liras would suffice easily like the other guy said.

>Implying a job in porn would be a bad thing

Several porn stars started out in gay porn and moved to straight. This guy could be swimming in barely legal poon in a few years.

he kusura bakma o zaman kardeş yengeye selamlar allah analı babalı büyütsün

Kullanilir. Ornegin: there were high levels of joblessness in the area before the gentrification opened new businesses

>naber user nasıl gidiyo

>Anyway, most döner places in istanbul are literally shit and meat is just terrible.
this
the only good iskender you find in Istanbul is from HD iskender
or bursa iskender kebabçısı which is hard to find

i'll be swimming in definitely not legal pussy when i go to heaven, can you say the same infidel?

male pornography in straight roles pays little to nothing

homosexual pornography only pays out if the studio/yourself are considered famous

Also how long can one even last in porn without catching an STD or having your asshole prolapse

sağ olasın

>atlet uzerine atlet

Lezbiyen mi?

>degree
I'm working my way to a PhD, I want to do research and academic teaching. Even as a degree though, it's not useless, I know people who managed to find a job in tourism industry, wine industry and even in art sales.

Baska ingiliz gramer yada soz hakkinda sorunuz varsa, istediginiz zaman sorun lutfen. Endiselenmeyin

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ne kadar tatlısın seeen
senin yaprak sarmanı ağzımda döndürürüm dolandırırım

But those are all jobs dependent on many uncontrollable external factors (eg weather, terrorism, etc)

A degree in lingusitics and cultures will lead to a job with low job security. A PhD may secure an academic job, but what else my French friend.

benimkini de dolandırsana lan

user I was serious about cheese and wine. plz answer

Sadly I can't go outside of the airport, so I'll just have to take whatever's inside and I figured there'd be a kebab place.

hehe, you're making me blush user

>they know more about gay porn than me

Ibne dolmus burasi üff üff :D

Fetonun dua ettiği videonun linkini atsanıza

:DDDDDD

Depends mostly on the wine. Cheese can get expensive but you'll be able to find a nice camembert for something around 2€. You could also get good bottles for that price, but also not so good bottles either, so it is hard to say.

General advice : don't take a bottle that looks too colourful or too simplistic and NEVER buy wine in a plastic bottle.

But I want an academic job, I don't really care what else. All I want is to write papers, teach and participate in talks and conferences, bring more knowledge and some advances in my field.

my french teacher showed me this, its amazing how it melts in room temperature.
Merci beaucoup user.

Bir genc (18-24 yas) turkun tarafindan dusun. Okulda, is yerinde yada evinde istedigi gibi ibne olanuyorlar. Ama /tr/'de istedigini olabiliyorlar. Burasi Turk ibneleri icin cennet gibi bir yerder

wait wait, do you know chinese?
>wine in a plastic bottle
haha is that even a thing?

“hej, rri normale” thua
zemër jo nuk dua
marrëzisht të ndjej.
s’je veç bota për mua
shumë më shumë të dua
s’të gënjej kur them:
“se lali xhan-xhan,
lali xhan-xhan
lali xhan-xhan të ka.
hej lali xhan-xhan,
lali xhan-xhan
lali xhan-xhan të ka”

(dafi)
komercial kohët e fundit
o bo prishtina-tirona
po evulon muzika po luhet sot
siç po ta don
rrepi po m’bon sllogan
fast slow jetën ta zgjat
yeah girl, unë ty po t’pushtoj
me fjalët më t’mira
për vete po t’boj. se:

Well then your job security is set in stone. I wish you luck in completing your degree and a safe journey to Istanbul.

Bu yüzden mi burdası yarram.
Bir de bilmeden konuşma, açık olarak yok ama sağlam gay sikiş dönüyor burda.

I know enough to get by, but I'll have chinese classes once I get there.

>pic related
Yeah, it's a thing and It's not really good, but it's cheap, strong and it tastes like wine, so that can be enough for some.

Thank you user, that's a nice thing to say.