"""cultures""" that drink wine instead of beer

>"""cultures""" that drink wine instead of beer

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Beer is pretty shit fampai

Hard liquor > wine > cider >>> beer

>another shitty bantz comparition
Sup Forums really went downhill

my man

weed > vodka > everything else

>hard liquor
usually tastes like shit and burns like hell
>wine
tastes like sugar free kool aid and the hangover is a nightmare
>cider
literally soda for 14 year olds

pothead

beer >>>>>>>> anything else

Weed is good, but hard to get a hold of in the Faroe Islands. A gram of hash costs 250 kr. I haven't smoked in three months.

>Wine
Rich variety, should have patrician taste to understand all the nuances

>Beer
Smell and looks like cow piss

Agree 75% with this. Just disagree with the cider one.

English cider is a bit different. Nordic cider is artificial and tastes like soda.

Is that 250 icelandic kronur?
How the fuck is it that cheap

start growing your own, do you even have a police force?

250 DKK/about 34 EUR
Nah, I'm moving to Denmark in about 20 days.

>loutishness
>deaths due to drunk driving
>adverse health effects
>drunken rapes
>abusive, alcoholic parents
>broken families
kuffar will defend all of these things

Who cares lol

give me alchohol and i will drink it

Everything alright over there champ?

>weed
This site is for men over 18

>Drinking alcohol

>hard liquor on top

What's being 15 like?

...

Apples and oranges, they are for different occasions.

Beer is for plebs senpai, don't touch me pls.

That's the true map that defines the civilized world.

We drink everything here.
What really matters is the quality of the wine, or the beer, or the liquor.

just separate the US and Brasil per state though

>All these things still affect Muslim countries without alcohol except for drunk driving
At least when we do this shit it's under the influence

What's it like not being /fit/?

I drink alcohol

I imagine California in the US and the southern states in Brazil have a higher consumption.

>wine
>tastes like sugar free kool aid and the hangover is a nightmare

that's cause you drink tetrapak wine sheep fucker

>muslims pretend they're culturally superiors
>most islamic countries are shit

Don Simon

Pretty much.

freedom means the freedom to do dumb shit

cant handle the freedoms, petition your government to take more of it away then

You forgot your meme arrow, Sergei

>implying they don't drink and rape in muslim countries
hon

>He drinks beer instead of wine

Indeed, if they are so smart, why do they live in deserts? Really makes you think.

>""""cultures"""" that drink anything instead of vodka

>australia
they drink wine over there because boxed wine, goonies, is the cheapest alcohol you can buy, right.
to put this in perspective, pic related.
you either buy a six pack of beer for 22 bucks or a box of wine, 30 standard drinks, for 11 dolla.

>drinking any alcoholic beverage
Degenerates, all of you

>literally boxed wine

> Not drinking beer while eating
> then Schnaps after the meal
> then wine

>Schnapps

yeah, it was about a year ago. In the Faroe Islands we have state alcohol stores and I was on my way to Klaksvík with some friends to attend a festival. My friends told me I hadn't brought enough alcohol, so I decided to buy the cheapest wine I could find (I only had 70 DKK on my). I woke up the next morning with the worst hangover of my life.

Wine gives me a different kind of drunkness than beer. More smooth, somehow.

No shit, he described it perfectly. Kool aid and hangover.

No decent wine will give you hangover.

the fuck?

The same happens here. Poor people get drunk with tetrapak wine usually while middle and high class drink good wine for meals and the like.

wheat beer mustardrace coming through. out of the way you filthy plebs.

First post best post. Based ameribro

he was generalizing all wine. do people even follow conversations? thats why the boxed wine image was even posted, to point out what he was using to generalize all wine was bottom shelf wine. herp a derp much?

>saku
why do Finnic languages sound so japanese?

I prefer beer, generally speaking, but admitting you have no appreciation for wine just reveals you are a pleb

They were the same race until the finno-Korean hyper war 10k years ago.

>white beer

Do you also pee sitting down m8 ?

dunno. there was some idiot from japan who majored in a soft-science field, can't remember what exactly, but anyway, the claim was that japanese and finno-ugric languages stem from a similar ancestor. it was of course complete bullshit, but he did find a lot of peculiar similarities.

sitting down on your face for you to enjoy something up a notch or two from the brittish piss you're accustomed to, yes

I followed perfectly. I was the one pointing out boxed wine and he replied with Don Simon.

>tere
>てれ

Can't be denied laddo

Ha! Mate I used to live in baltija and I know the beer is very good, but white beer is a sweetened derivative intended for women.

I mentioned boxed wine in the first place so I think I followed conversation quite well. But I guess you were surprised about Don Simon, fair enough, it's common here and I guess not in the US.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littlewood's_law

shit, I thought was not posted

>white beer is a sweetened
you fucking wot? white beer is way less sweet than beer brewed from rye. and a lot more sour. do you even into beer? xD

honestly im an ausfag who just got here

>tfw cutting on 1600cal
>800 or so per day is fancy beer

Send help

>in his """country""" wine is something just for upper classes

Meh. It's just the occasional similarities that usually get pointed out by only non-Finnic speakers.
Here's a blog post about it, with complementary jokes:

yamagata-europe.com/en-gb/blog/the-finnish-japanese-connection

I took the liberty of adding the proper Finnish wording in brackets:

>How is Japanese fisherman called?
>- Seko siko siimasi. [sekosiko siimasi] (= ”did the fishing line got tangled”)

>How is a Japanese policeman called?
>- Sako tappa jota kuta. [sakotappa jotakuta, colloquial, proper wording would be "sakotapa"] (= ”go give someone a fine”)

>How is Japanese gardener called?
>- Hajo siko hara vasi. [hajosiko haravasi] (= ”did your rake broke”)

>How is Japanese formula driver called?
>- Kato Siko Takakumi. [katosiko takakumi] (= ”did the back wheel disappear”)

*sakko

amirite?

White beer is shit m8. And trust me I am an Estonian beer pro

DUDE

>my liquor is better than yours!
>pleb! Patrician!

Kill yourselves. They're all different, and there's a time and place for all of them. Saying wine as a category is objectively better than beer or spirits is as retarded as saying that letters are objectively better than colours.

correct! coluors are objectively better than letters. only a pleb would claim otherwise.

concur with esti/bro/

yeah user you chose a bad example there

Leave it to the canadian leafboy to give you a non-answer as empty and worthless as his country .

microbrew > faggy wine

Leave it to the same Colombian to bitch about Canada every single thread.

I like wine but there is nothing better than a cold beer after a long day

Colours are better for decorating things yes, but letters are better for conveying complex information, wouldn't you agree?

>not being needlessly divisive is a bad thing

Of course a third worlder would say that

only because we were taught to use letters. you know that gimmick you see where you change the letters in the middle of words but keep the first and last the same and its still readable? that shows us that we dont actually use the letters, we use the general shape and size, as well as context more so then the individual letters. funnily enough, written language actually slows how fast we think, because we have to basically, think the words to convey the thoughts. they say if we thought in pictures instead of words in our heads we would be faster

Imperfect example, point conceded, but you get the idea. Wine and spirits are apples and oranges.

no i wouldn't. have you ever wanted a text tv? no, neither have i. i want a colour tv.

i rest my case.

would drink wine with, beer stinkers btfo

Don't be a retard, the intention behind the example was clear. I would've said apples and oranges out if the gate, but autists would've gone "hurr durr but oranges AREA better than apples," completely missing the point.

beer is for men, wine is for women. men fuck women.

beer > wine

fact

>wineaholic confuses the greater/less than sign once again, dosent realise its a microbrew in the picture

typical

how will winefags ever recover from this?

books are better then tv, its just the lowest common denominator ( you ) are lazy and would rather do the most convenient thing.

real men drink Spite and lemon tea

i don't even have a tv, hence "i want a colour tv" if i ever should get one, but i doubt i will, there's nothing aside from daily news broadcast i would watch anyway. and i'm 101% sure i read more books in a month than you have in your entire life ameridumb.

since when do restaurants serve beer in wine glass?

Truly ebin

Estonia truly is rightful Lithuanian clay

wow, you know two baltic countries. you should be president of canada since he doesn't know any.

>jumps on memes rather than actually reading the full story

Estonia really is a second world "country"

>Usually tastes like shit and burns like hell
You drink the wrong shit.

mfw I drink as much wine as beer