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Guy in the image edition

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/cascadia/

desu

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*seduces America and Canada*

>it's a bradycuck thread

go drink another tallboy, cia

Moths are very cute!!!!!

>that slight burning feeling initially after putting gold bond powder on your balls
Hurts so good

fuck off nerd

>tfw qt Canadian boy to make custom ASMR for me

youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
really makes you think..................

Pls link

>tfw no qt Midwest girl to make ASMR for me

typo

I meant to say "no" Canadian boy...

>he doesn't have a canadian boi

Hahahahahahahah idiot

>tfw the pre workout starts kicking in

If you can't figure this out you're stupid as fuck

87

did you feel the need to post this because you managed to solve an elementary school exam question

87

what are some good bimbo pornstars?

Yeah it's 87
It was actually easy.

:(

>tfw 2 and a half scoops of preseries

really makes you think

Reminder that Brady did nothing wrong

I honestly have no idea how to solve these.

>tfw "heaping" scoop of pump fuel insanity

Should I take a shower? Had one this morning but I got a haircut since then.

*posts something that really makes u think*

girls, make sure you're sitting on a towel

youtube.com/watch?v=C6rVDLGP3NY

2005 was a good year

hmmmm

Pamela peaks

the numbers are upside down

Not really, unless you hate New Orleans

Sure, but how much?

Bridgette B is my favorite of the bimbos

wish i could win the lottery

even a small one, like a million dollars

>the olympics
I hope none of you idiots are actually falling for this globalist meme

youtube.com/watch?v=LRYNWfJzfVE

I'd be happy if I won 5 grand from a scratch off tbqh

i never watch

i just check a medal total at the end of the day and shitpost accordingly

maybe i'll watch basketball to see the giganiggas go against manlet yuros

*wears headphones Expectations:FINALLY SOMETHING TO FANGIRL TO! Watching this:KYAHHHH!! HIS VOICE!!! ~~~~~ OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! gasps MATTHEW IS REAL!!!!!! *nosebleed

Are you happy now /cum/?!

cum lol

slow and steady

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At the lake xD

I wanna swim in it

lol

take a piss in it, bud

I wish he would have won the vote.
Really loveable, a good guy.

Not as many people out swimming or boating as I thought, last time I was here it was packed

What exactly are they trying to test people on with this question? Their observational skills?

Too much of a beta cuck to lead the most powerful nation on earth

*eats a poopoo

Reasoning skills I suppose, to consider the position of the numbers if you were to park in one of those spots since there's no clear pattern otherwise

Comfy day at the lake, what are you guys doing?

I look like a better looking Tom Brady

I've had it up to HERE with Canada
Anschluss W H E N

>almost 25
>never had a gf
>never had sex
>still live at home

my butt stinks

betting on horse racing, shitposting, and gonna go to a ball game later

do something about it then

So a better looking serial killer

wish i stayed at home longer

i'd have much more saved

and what are you waiting for?

>there are people itt who devours feces

i-is a 5.5 in penis considered small?

youtube.com/watch?v=VzgH1uwt9vU

Yes prepare to be laughed at

Same
>tfw had a $1000 wad sitting in my room at one point
>tfw spent it all instead of investing it
>tfw always wanted to leave work early when I lived at my parents' house
>tfw could have thousands of dollars if I had saved and invested

average tbqh
protip: women suck shit at judging dick size and they've probably seen a 6 incher before and thought "OMG it's SO big"

hahahaha

US average is smaller

midwesterners are the true 'mericans
youtu.be/-5Ae-LhMIG0

>tfw 6 inches of girth

i feel embarrassed because it's literally like 1 in when soft but grows to like 5.5 or 6 in.

literally this

>betting on horse racing
did you ride your rocking horse before making a prediction?

The only time anyone's ever wanted me.

no, I'm a man of statistics and logical thinking, not childish toys that make your peepee feel good.

cremation of care

youtube.com/watch?v=aQwKlR8jaN4

tell me a typical and well-known dish of the canadian cuisine

whatever man, you're going to lose money

If I get a gf will the gay thoughts stop?

>work with early 30 something 8/10 korean project manager
>she has always seemed like a cunt
>never really cared for her because of her personality
>due to work related circumstances we end up having to chat online on an almost daily basis
>she's actually not so bad
>start getting friendlier
>i fucked up something on a project one day and apologized
>she replies with "bad boy!"

ITS FUCKING ON BUDS.

ITS HAPPENING

poo in mouth

oh, didn't know it was a reference.

> you're going to lose money

you should get a bf

did not read this

>tfw no older Asian dragon lady to punish me
Why live

didn't read any of the posts ITT not even gonna either

she's probably 90% plastic

I might get a Korean sex buddy my dude.

I'm pretty stoked bud.

fall is coming

this disgusting heat will be gone

and comfy season will begin

>homosexuals exist
>They have sex with eachothers bumholes

can't make this up

don't care about your shitty normie tales