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27 stone skinnyfat edition

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>22:01

voddy time lads

>olympics

not a fan

Our favourite friends from the north :)

>police in the city have raised concerns that the charges could raise tensions between locals and Syrian refugees in Newcastle.

WE MUST NOT PLAY TO THE FEARS OF THE RIGHT IN CASE WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS TRUE ALL ALONG!

this 2bh

Keri Sable 2bh lads

pour us a shot

if you unironically think they're not bro tier you're a sheltered countryside twat

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gf just left to spend the night with the physical.

what? my post is factually correct you contrarian runt

any chance theres an ISIS attack in Rio?

*pours you one*
*drinks it for myself*

haha loser

How are you drinking it?

haha

youtube.com/watch?v=gdireRBIbWI

convinced this is you

ahh yes, the famous "sikhs are bro tier" meme, very impressive

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I think Brazilians are doing a fine job as it is, ISIS would be pretty tame compared to Brazilians.

in a pint glass

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*smashes the glass over your head*
*uses the shard of glass in my hand to slice your throat*
.. Huh.. too easy...
*walk away, everyone in the bar is silent*
*look back*
"Fuck you"
*walk out the door*

WHY DO WE POST ALAN AT 22:04

tasty

squeeze of lime?

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woooooooooooooooooooooaaaah

aaaaaaaaaaaaaoooohhh

amiiiiaaaaaayoooo

waaa waaa waaa

i'm cumming

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Such a beautiful race
youtube.com/watch?v=zbqy1Rpjgmw

you've got the timing nailed lad

Go back to your gay chatroom

absolutely love having chats with pretty slags on omegle

i never aim for nudes with them i just like having conversations, and i get called cute repeatedly

very nice

So this is the power of the Dentist.

It's a meme you dip

so what will it be lads?

The only thing im excited to watch in the Olympics is the wrestling because its fast paced and exciting

fucked it

*doesn't phase me*
*screams FOY*

lemonade desu

oops picked a file way too big

arrrrrrgg it's mad, she wants a man from BRUM

some really tenuous speculation in this diatribe

youtube.com/watch?v=OqbDBRWb63s

It wasn't

track running is a meme

one bowl of wine please

*wipes sweat from brow*

a pint of cheese please barman

haha

im just a 19 1/2 year old kid dont know why mom keeps teling me to move out

Give me a 1 2 1 2 1 2 3 4 1 2 2 1 2 1 1 3 4a

whose third eye has been forced shut by the bankers and the tory government

wtf, I am now a #trumpeter

absoloutley having chats with indian men with their cocks out on omegle, sometimes they mistake me for a girl i feel warm on the inside

Cause your insufferable to be around

Yes it it though you mong, you obviously didn't open the link lmfao

is this halal?

Missed the Titchmarsh minute
Feels bad

What about Aussies and Pakis?

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>EU banning roaming charges
>UK leaving EU

yes... well done northerners

fucks sake forgot again

Tinder girl is going to try and spend the night. How do I make her leave without being an absolute cunt?

getting heart palpitations again haha

this is normal right

1 bowl of spicy hot oil

Your wiki link, Kek.

tell her your parents are visiting

>people will actually vote for this slag

because your culture calls for it because you're all fucking retards.

Whats he called again? Was it Damo?

Took acid and literally opened my third eye
Reality feels strange and foggy now

don't understand why you would want her to leave tbqh the cuddling and falling asleep is the best bit

show her your face

interesting seeing a man's decay in real time

used to happen to me a lot, thought i was going to die hahahahaha
think it was stress related

I found out I probably have a 'weak heart'

I watched a horror film in the cinema (have watched them before but never in the cinema) and I had heart palpitations for about 2 months afterwards

was quite scary

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just let her stay the night, falling asleep cuddling a girl is nice

there's a mongolian restaurant in my town where you make your own like that and they fry it for you. very yummy

Yeah my wikipedia link, thanks for reminding me of the post I made

You obviously didn't open it, didn't read it and know fuck all about the subject

Cheers, fairy.

Our Daz

ancapism is the solution

tell you have to wake up early tomorrow

Stop talking about your third eye you fag

your third eye (pineal gland) is most likely damaged beyond repair and calcified, you just took MDMA which is what the pineal gland produces

it's rarely anything serious

anyone ever did a prozzie?

Come watch a movie we're watching Half Past Dead here

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>Canterbury Christ Church University
>Checkout at Tesco

Ah yes as expected

I did. You're a spastic

probably all the stims i took in this last year at uni

and i'm drinking now too

hmm should probably give this a rest

or not lol

Is there a bigger waste of space than me?
Literally been on /brit/ at this time every night for the past week and I always think about alanposting earlier on in the evening

But then it comes to 22:06 and I'm scrolling down the last few posts I've missed whilst on another tab and I hit a block of titmarshes... fuck I've forgot again
Literally only ever posted it once

used to get these and now i'm dead