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croatia USA mexico edition

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I'll suck a cock just because you said that faam

How's your weekend going, /cum/?

U S A
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INTO THE BLUE AGAIN

*unzips dick*

excellent post

i got annota gang story to tell peep
abut how a black nicca was bawn in hawl

like shit

i lost my fucking phone and since i'm a poorfag i won't get another until next december, inshallah

Good luck getting a croatian buds. Canadians MAKE /cum/. You're nothing without us.

True

You weren't suppose to agree with me

I'm always about to make an OP that's flattering to Americans and then they pull a "shit on Canada" OP before I can post it. Like clockwork, every time.

How do we fix Canada, /cum/?

Anyone here from Wisconsin?

Sorry

Your map forgot the province of Minnesota. Rookie mistake.

But i did
Nice digits btw

US annexation

some thicc asian girl was walking around the city today in a microskirt and her buttcheeks kept popping out

the one time in my life I was considering a creepshot

Minnesota is lame as shit and your booism is cringey at best.

erm, well I don't know what too say now. Sorry.

Model?
I hope it wasn't very expensive

CULTURAL

ENRICHMENT

t. Phil on holiday.

You have to go back Phil.

Gato

Lol

Here's mine.

Byron (white) and Mellody (black).

I've been blowing so many balloons my cheeks hurt
is this what a gay pornstar feels like?

if anyone knows how a gay porn star feels its your mom, because shes gay

Cute! CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, why not?

Those are good kots. 10/10 would pet

you had something there but then you fell off with the punchline

IT'S SO SMALL

HOLY SHIT
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thats a cute cat

›Not Canada
DELETE

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my grandparents are here buds

Galaxy J3, not horribly expensive but since I just moved to a new house and I'm starting college next monday my parents have spent a lot of money in the last few weeks.

Album of the year? straight fire f am

Every time I try to be nice to Canadians they talk about how much they hate America, how shit they think it is, and why they think Americans are terrible

prank them

>unironically listening to meme rap

thats not untitled unmastered

Worth It is a tune

>tfw habs fan

DOPEBOY, GRAY HAIR LIKE A GRANDMA

You have no idea what it's like to be a leaf on a flag board. It's literally us against the world.
>inb4 b-but le every hates america
it's not the same.

negro wuzzintis

everyone hates canada because you make cancerous posts
everyone hates USA on sight because of our foreign policy

yeah it's not the same because people actually like your country outside of Sup Forums

R A R E
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I don't even know if you're joking

new

thanks?

Faeroe Island actually makes the most posts per capita of any flag on Sup Forums

i miss when Aland used to post all the time

They got range banned for spamming I heard

>cousin from Quebec her husband are staying with me for a week
>they're constantly whispering to each other in French and its adorable

Why do people hate French Canadians

...

they're talking shit

>and its adorable

not if you understand them

They're talking shit about you.

>everyone hates canada because you make cancerous posts

Yeah cause you guys are so much better. You just have larger numbers therefore the quality balances itself out.
Also we have this one guy that's responsible for like 50-70% of all of those shitty /r9k/ tier threads here and on Sup Forums.
One fucking guy. Not kidding.

>nobody likes American in real life
meme

per capita we make better posts. it's not our fault you have a bunch of literally autistic posters

You literally have no idea how many people hate America on Sup Forums apparently

This, people ironically hate Canada, and unironically hate the US

>nobody
never said that
a LOT of people do though, yet i doubt i could find someone who actually hates canada

THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO AMERICANS HERE

a lot of people don't like us*

this is why you have a bad reputation

Annex Alaska. Or sell it back to Russia.
It kinda annoys me to see it sit there not connected to the US.

Yeah cause there are no autistic American posters. Please, you guys shitpost like crazy. There's just so many of you that it all becomes a blur so nobody cares.

both TERRIBLE ideas

They're both really sarcastic and they talk shit alot but they try to include me in jokes

SQUEAL FOR ME BURGERBOY

>i literally don't know what per capita means

they're talking shit about YOU

yeah we shitpost like madmen but instead of being seen as shitposters we're just seen as fucking stupid

Uh-huh. And you think they speak a different language in your presence under their breath because.....?

Because we are fucking stupid for shitposting

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>per capita

Yeah like I'm actually going to respond to that seriously. What, do you take meme statistics? Are you doing little calculations over there? OK.

Evening, buds.

>Also we have this one guy that's responsible for like 50-70% of all of those shitty /r9k/ tier threads here and on Sup Forums.

I want to believe this. His posting style is unmistakable but the amount of autism necessary to make so many consistent asspie threads makes it seem like other Canadians are just picking up the torch.

It has to do with the fact that Canada is the only country in the world where reddit is the most popular social media website

this is pretty good too

Evenin'

we're incredibly successful apparently, there's one shitposter that get's 100+ replies on virtually all of his threads

good evening my dude

>per capita requires exact statistics
you're actually retarded

>it's a Canadian victim complex thread
Come the fuck on, I don't know of anyone who actually HATES Canada. I mean I dislike Canadians because they're smug, passive aggressive, and annoying. They think their country is more relevant than it really is as well.

I still like a lot of Canadians and can tolerate them despite how shitty they act towards Americans

We should bully Cana-chan when he shows up

*unsheathes dual cutlasses*

>you should trust my totally not biased anecdotal meme statistic I came up with in my head

you're actually retarded

>mfw I'm better than Americans because I'm Canadian

anyone have that picture of an anime guy holding (You)s in a baggy while saying "want some of these?" and an anime gril saying "ah ah, the drug"

there are more American posters
so despite there being more cancerous American posts, we're still less cancerous overall because there are less of you

I'm so fucking drunk Jesus christ

Ate a glico curry brick on a dare for 50c

my rapier would pierce through the hearts of your blades

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