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>only get on Sup Forums during the night
>have to converse with Americans and Canadians

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hi

disgusting bong, apologize for posting right now

I know what you mean.

THERE'S ALSO ME

and?

>Get on Sup Forums during the day
>Have to converse

Why are Euros always so mean?

murricans are the worst people on earth. even niggers, mexicans, chinese etc. are better than murricans

mostly for banter. And I like Britbongs.

and i'm not american or canadian

w-what about brazillians, finn-senpai?

are half mexicans welcome in finland?

Talk all the shit you want bong. We will save you guys from the Muslims in WW3 soon.

You have me senpai

>converse
I have literally never seen this word being used

No, they fucking deserve it, they brought it on themselves

Just like we deserve to get spic'd into oblivion

>only get on Sup Forums during the night
>it's full of yuros, russkies, and asians
whoa

You are better than murrica. Good drugs, good beef, good nature, all with a low cost and about the same chance of getting fucked up by niggers (as in usa).

>get on Sup Forums

>be Finnish
>educated developed wealthy country
>6 million people
>border Scandinavia where English comprehension far exceeds the US
>few speak English and the ones that do speak poorly with an overwhelming accent
Why is this

t-thank you

Why are you so fucking assmad lately?

>few speak English and the ones that do speak poorly with an overwhelming accent
wut. I won't comment on the accent since I'm sure it's mostly horrible, but pretty much everybody (under 60) can speak english well enough to do daily conversations.

>not having a phone
i shitpost on the go

>Why are Euros always so mean?
You guys are most of the time worst than us...
Anyway, It's just banter desu. most of American people that I speak with are nice people.

>facts = assmad
okay blubberica

>live in America
>have to converse with Americans

why

>You guys are most of the time worst than us
I meant "more mean" than us. Sorry for the shitty translation, my English is pretty shit.

>You guys are most of the time worst than us...
Yeah...

"""""""""""""""""""""""facts"""""""""""""""""""""""""

youtu.be/3fuqNBoCv6I?t=8
>tuday we hef dis...flower...caktoos...faek flowher
>Woter was in dat soil...in de flower pot.

youtube.com/watch?v=0W0frepDKWI
>to-deh whe whill be studdying...how...to...do thees thin-gs...
I can't imagine how bad the rest of them must be if this is the guy they chose to make English tutorials

>he can't handle the finnish accent
it's okay mehmet, you will learn white people speech eventually

>murrica
>not a nigger-tier version of brazil

Anglos are the whitest people
Anglos are the whitest people
ANGLOS ARE THE WHITEST PEOPLE
ANGLOS ARE THE WHITEST *haha* PEOPLE

Im here mate I'm up all night popping prescription drugs and chainsmoking spliffs.

Are you alright mate?

We're just fun, non euros are too serious, except Germans they're just autistic, Dutch too. Other than that Europe is one big circlejeck of banter that some Americans and such fit into sometimes. Just don't take yourself too serious or I'll shag your grannies corpse.

>>You guys are most of the time worst than us...
>Yeah...

Yes, maybe "more cruel" than us. I hope you understand this.

Anglos are cute adorable little celt babbys. When I was in England, 90% of the people were under 180cm, and most of those who were over 180cm were indians or pakis lmao

>It's a Murrican hate thread
Give me your best shot you stuck up Eurofags.

>England is Anglo any more

We don't hate murrica, we hate murricans. U had the greatest land the white man has ever built and you let it all come crumbling down like it was the planet of the apes.

>binland
>not a nigger tier version of civilized Europeans
The only reason they put up with you and don't throw you back to the Russians is because they're concerned that you might start offing yourselves en masse

It's alright Pierre, I understood you

I guess I'm just not used to it and I take it seriously sometimes

More so than Chinknada, Cheng-Shuo

Well, I was in London last year (before the Brexit) and people weren't dwarfes. Y-you just say shit.

Because we are so far behind Europe right?
So far behind the glorious countries of Europe who never do wrong. Who never mismanage their countries.
Right?

The only reason they don't throw us back to the Russians is that they don't want to be invaded and enriched by small yellow finnish cocks.

Well yeah you have a lot more niggers etc. than Europe and a lot more violence, and so forth. Just bring back the 60s Karim-Abdul-Jaffar and we're fine.

>mfw a Finn calls me Asian

>niggers

let's avoid these words

>that guy understood everything

>U had the greatest land the white man has ever built and you let it all come crumbling down like it was the planet of the apes.

Be more specific you dumb Mongol.

>muh
Fuck off Pekka

We were asians to begin with, you became asian.

I'm sorry Hank, didn't mean to offend Texas

USA was no. 1. Now it's not. It is sad.

don't worry juan-pedro-abdul-cheng-ivan, u will see the facts eventually

Except second degree tho.

The Mississippi river system is the largest system of navigable waterways in the world and it's situated on top of the largest area of arable land in the world. We have oceans to the east and west, forests to the north and mountains to the south. You cannot fuck that up if you tried

Ur mum is sad lmao

I hope not, she is very dear to me

The finn brings the heat! Oh my god i'm in such pain from this.
However will I recover from Finland's bantz?
Their originality hurts me so much!

>ITT

You should tell her to see a therapist

Every life is precious, God bless

>only reasona murricans exist is too pay for the army so the rich politicians can act important towards other nations

Try to dissaprove

Hello Hillary voter, how goes your menstrual cycle?

You're a funny little man.
Tell me about your day

She is a therapist and I hope she is very happy. God bless.

In all likelihood I'm both older and taller than you, but I will forgive you for that, there is no way you could have known. All I ask is that you make america white again, do not make charlton heston, humphrey bogart and all the other cry.

>All I ask is that you make america white again
We're trying damn it

>He doesn't tell me about his day.
Why do you not like to open up Finland? You're hurting me so much!

>damn

let's avoid these words

I luv americans :3

>these
Let's avoid this word

>popping prescription drugs
Which ones?

try harder god damn it

I woke up, made pasta, smoked some weed, drank some whiskey, now it's 6 am and I am pretty drunk

Pregablin. Then going to chemist tomorrow and going to extract codeine from cocodamol

>smoked some weed
I don't talk to """"""people""""" who partake of the devil's lettuce

>not enjoying gods every gift
I bet you're a feminazi communist devil worshipper

I thought Finland only drink

>>not enjoying gods every gift
I've never thought of it this way

WTF I love binland and weed now

but weed IS communists feminist's shit, wtf?

Even the smallest of towns in Finland are full of drugs

Good man, praise god and enjoy his creation.

Weed is one of gods gifts to man, just like the ingredients to beer. Communist feminist do not like weed because they fight against god and only want inequality

How do you get weed in Finland anyway? Can you even grow it there?

>feminazi

let's avoid these words

Is it not forbidden there?

>be Finnish

>get cucked by Swedish minority into learning Swedish in school

lmao

Sorry

no no no no, they even use the same argument you're using right now

just stop it you're ashaming yourself hahaha or at least don't call others this

Home growers m8y

Is this the average Finnish day?
I had to go to work.
The work AC was broken.
I ended up showering 3 times today.

>ugric

>white

I'm here.

>Be a proxy

I thought this was a man at first and I was a lot more excited

no

it is but nobody care

swedish is a beautiful language used by the best of people

u cannot confuse me devilspawn

Confirmed fennoswede

Yes

yes

If we're so bad why did you make a thread designed for our (OP)'s?

yes, hello

It's 05:07 and I can't speak with civilised Brit people.

>devilspawn

let's avoid these words

>civilised
>brit people
brits are fine folk exactly because they aren't civilized

I'm never awake for peak Euro hours, but I'd imagine it's just generals and WEWUZ posting