what went so horribly wrong
What went so horribly wrong
Jeremiah Taylor
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Oliver Reyes
Circled it for you.
Aiden Edwards
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
>hoverboards banned
Asher Gray
>92% white
>decent social programs
>no one gets shot
>high hdi
>incredible people
What went so fantastically right?
Brandon Scott
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK
Daniel Wright
>send anglo criminals on an island
>OMG THEY SHITPOST WITH SLOW INTERNET
Colton Russell
>follow the links
>page not found
lmao nice try nerd
Mason Gutierrez
good fuck off there then libshit
Luis Brown
>throw tantrum over Australia being objectively better than the USA
>get shot
lmoa
Nolan Nelson
>mfw not liberal
>mfw I was memeing
Stay mad cuck
Ayden Martinez
Evan Ramirez
Ah now the Aussies are a wonderful bunch
the yanks not so much.
Asher Hughes
:(
Michael Reed
libshit in denial. fuck off to your chink nanny cuckhole
>less negative liberty
>government treats you like a child
kek
Liam Gonzalez
It's funny because we are more economically conservative than you guys
Aiden Howard
>literally cannot handle opposing opinions so he bitches about it on a Tibetan scarf weaving forum
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Aiden Anderson
>being a libshit cuck who hates freedom
Again, fuck off there as soon as possible. We need less anti-gun Calicunts in this country.
Wyatt Campbell
>Gambling illegal outside casinos
>Online gambling completely illegal
>Prostitution completely illegal
>21 years old drinking age
>Alcohol illegal to buy and sell in many parts of the country
>Illegal to buy and sell Alcohol on sundays in many parts of the country
>Government constantly interfering with the economy
>Out of control government spending
Why is the US such a socialist Nanny State?
Isaac Bell
>libshit
let's avoid these words
Brody James
I own guns you stupid cunt
Literally fuck off
Asher Sanchez
>>Gambling illegal outside casinos
>>Online gambling completely illegal
>>Prostitution completely illegal
years old drinking age
>>Alcohol illegal to buy and sell in many parts of the country
>>Illegal to buy and sell Alcohol on sundays in many parts of the country
>Puritan values are bad
Why is Australia so degenerate?
Jordan Gomez
I bully Australia because I'm jealous that they're more well known and liked
James Ross
Ethan Kelly
>FREEDOM IS BAD WHEN I SAY IT IS
Logan Carter
this post
Jordan Nguyen
>gambling illegal outside of casinos
The vast majority of states have casinos. Non-issue.
>online gambling
Give you that.
>prostitution
Ditto.
>21 to dronk
True but you tax the fuck out of alcohol.
Slightly higher drinking age and access to much cheaper booze > lower drinking age and taxed to fuck drinks.
Dry counties don't ban alcohol you idiot. You can just take a 20 minute drive to the next wet county and buy drinks.
Meanwhile my state
>legal weed
>lax gun laws
>free speech, can insult all the mudslimes all I want, can burn korans and not get arrested
>cheap as fuck alcohol and cigs
>don't have to wear a retarded helmet on a bike, don't even have to wear a seatbelt or a helmet on a motorcycle
>can smoke indoors at bars that allow it
>stand your ground
far freer than you cuck
Daniel Jackson
>muh state
can tell when a yank gets btfo cos he moves the goal posts
Grayson Cruz
>The vast majority of states have casinos. Non-issue.
>Dry counties don't ban alcohol you idiot. You can just take a 20 minute drive to the next wet county and buy drinks.
This is the mindset of a cuck who doesn't care about their freedoms.
Zachary Reyes
Every creatures want to kill You.
This is their major problem.
William White
>I-I own guns
Again, just fuck off to cuckfailia you nanny statist cunt. Yeah nobody gets shot or hurt because the government is authortarian as fuck and anything remotely dangerous is either banned or heavily taxed to shit.
I don't want that cancer in my country. Freedom comes with costs. Libshit fuck off
Isaac Campbell
It's a worthy sacrifice to make to keep our Christian country pure of those vices
Mason Wright
According to a 2014 BBC World Service poll, 44 percent of Australians had a "mainly positive" view of the United States and 46 percent had a "mainly negative" view, for a net rating of -2 points. No similar survey was conducted to ascertain American perceptions of Australia
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According to a 2013 BBC World Service Poll, 79% of Australians view Canada positively, with only 7% expressing a negative view.[1]
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WTF i love Australia now
Josiah Miller
>nanny state
refer to
Jose Thompson
>Throw a bunch of criminals on an island.
>It eventually turns into a functioning, and fairly successful state.
I think it honestly went better than expected.
Jason Parker
Nigger come on
Jonathan Sullivan
>legal weed
It's banned at the federal level, they could take anyone down for it whenever they wanted.
Grayson Johnson
This is the key though.
We have some nanny laws, true, but the vast majority of it are state laws. Aside from the drinking age. The vast majority of states don't have dry counties and have casinos.
ALL of Australias nanny laws are on a federal level.
Califalia and Jew York being nanny cunts does not mean our country is a nanny state.
Liam Clark
>nigger
let's avoid these words
Jason Stewart
Fuck off back to Sup Forums you annoying fucking nerd
Ryder Howard
But they haven't taken down anybody purchasing it legally in states that legalized. Provide links otherwise.
You only recently legalized weed for medicinal purposes m8.
Levi Ross
>the two relevant states being nanny cunts does not mean our country is a nanny state
to everyone else it does :)
Benjamin Wright
Once you fuck off to plebbit retarded leftist cunt.
Noah Gutierrez
>But they haven't taken down anybody purchasing it legally in states that legalized.
Them choosing to ignore it when they could throw you in jail at any time is not freedom.
Grayson Perry
holy shit this is really sad
such a shithole, I'd think twice before moving into this dictatorship
Alexander Rogers
lrn 2 meme
Use this next time
Henry Morris
>two states is a majority of 50
Top kek. Grasping at straws.
The problem with nanny laws in australia and the uk is that almost all of them are on a country wide basis. While ours is mainly relegated to a couple of libturd states.
Tyler Turner
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>Nevada and Louisiana are the only two states in which casino-style gambling is legal statewide
AYY FUCKING LMAO
There isn't even a single state in the US where you can go down to a pub, watch some sport, and have a friendly wager on the outcome with your lads.
Joseph Brown
I can't picture a kiwi bully. New Zealanders on Sup Forums all seem slow, emasculated, and autistic.
Brayden Howard
But they haven't idiot. They even said they'd leave legal purchasers alone. They'll only nab you if you buy weed illegally.
Ethan Rogers
too many Australians
Elijah Lewis
That's not the point, and if you can't see the point then you truly are cucked.
Leo Price
Is Australia getting btfo by burgers?
Owen Mitchell
>idiot
let's avoid these words
Joshua Richardson
>only those two states have casinos
Confirmed retard
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Most states have casinos
Evan Lee
>Califalia and Jew York being nanny cunts does not mean our country is a nanny state.
AYY
Colton Evans
>Nevada and Louisiana are the only two states in which casino-style gambling is legal statewide
Yeah, now we just have to give our money away to prairie Jews
No, it's just one autistic burger trying to """banter"""
Josiah Carter
In small restricted areas. That you think it's acceptable for the government to tell you when and where you can gamble is disgraceful.
Tyler Clark
> A monkey in a 3rd world country calling Australia a shithole.
> Implying you would ever be allowed to live here
Look at your living conditions before you talk smack about the greatest country in the world nigger.
Gabriel Turner
[i-it's not the ppint
The feds have said they won't go after legal purchasers of weed.
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They won't enforce the federal ban in states that have legalized it. So it's practically legal.
Ayden Moore
>practically
not legal though is it
Asher Jenkins
kek it's fine man, everything's gonna be fine, some day you'll experience true freedom, you still have opportunities, don't give up, cheering you from here
Ryder Hall
>They won't enforce the federal ban in states that have legalized it. So it's practically legal.
But it isn't is it?
Evan Davis
I'm not trying to defend the nanny state, but it's not that simple.
Jace Cooper
>dry counties a minority
>dry county just means you can't sell alcohol there, you can just drove 20 minutes to a wet county and buy cheap as fuck booze there to take home
If you thonk this is worse than alcohol being taxed to shit on a federal level which your government does you are an idiot.
I'm not defending it you retard, but it is the lesser of two evils.
Plus you have similar quasi style laws with lockout laws.
Aiden Cook
>No, it's just one autistic burger trying to """banter"""
North Americans don't banter. We troll.
Elijah Rodriguez
>Be American
>At bar watching some footy
>I'll bet you $50 ***** wins!
>You're on!
>CIA bursts through the windows
>Get shot
Wyatt Kelly
It is on a state level, maybe not federal but if the feds won't enforce that law then it's pretty much legal.
What about you? When will you legalize recreational weed?
Jackson Murphy
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Jacob James
>shithole
let's avoid these words
Kevin Nguyen
>it's pretty much legal.
Ethan Lewis
Dad rite
Caleb Stewart
I don't. I already conceded your gambling laws are superior to ours.
Besides that and prostitution, it's all you have. You are still a much bigger nanny state.
Kevin Collins
the police don't enforce the laws here, it's pretty much legal :)
Joseph Nelson
So do you have dispensaries that allow people to walk in and buy a couple of grams?
No you don't. You have to source it from the darknet and risk customs seizing it or from your local chav.
Justin Jones
Can you buy it in a shop?
Mason Young
>he doesn't understand the concept of a federation
Hahahaha Christ you're dumb
Ryan Garcia
Sing it with me now guys!
My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!
Jonathan Powell
angry yanks haha, dunno what ur problem is, just smoke some "pretty much legal" weed and chill out lads
Colton Anderson
Im fairly sure if you look up Marijuana laws in some states in Australia you can grow a certain amount for personal use. South Australia and the Northern Territory are heaps relaxed on weed.
Nathaniel Thompson
Yeah, that bullet proof glass in the ghetto really makes me want to turn my guns in.
Jonathan Foster
kek you only see that in nigger neighborhoods
Nathaniel Lewis
>yanks
let's avoid these words
>nigger
let's avoid these words
Brayden Morales
>b-b-but it's black people
everytime, an Sup Forums classic
Colton Moore
My native country, thee,
Land of the noble free,
Thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills;
My heart with rapture thrills,
Like that above.
Asher Powell
What does my post have to do with black people?
Jaxon Brooks
>the ghetto
Jaxon Morales
Strayans just give up. You're the biggest nanny state of any anglo country. There are so many news articles about this.
Again almost all your nanny laws are on a country-wide level while ours is mainly confined to a couple of states.
Oliver Gray
So are you implying that all black people live in the ghetto? Or that the ghetto only has black people?
Jonathan Stewart
No really. I've only seen that in nigger neighborhoods in major cities like chicago and LA.
Oliver Lopez
>A ghetto is a part of a city in which members of a minority group live, especially because of social, legal, or economic pressure.
so mainly blacks and hispanics, yes
you lads literally refuse to own up to your problems and just blame it on different looking people instead of your ridiculous laws haha
Jordan Cruz
> America and Canada are anglo?
Christopher Lopez
I never do that. I'm fully aware that America has serious socioeconomic issues, but giving up my guns isn't going to solve that, nor will it make me more free.
Liam James
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JUST TAX MY SHIT UP
keep in mind autistfailia has some of the highest alcohol taxes in the world and they are going to increase it again
Jack Green
Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.
Adam Cook
>In about half of the 51 states ban the sale of unpasteurized milk
>Sassafras oil completely banned since 1960. Until 1994 sassafras tea was banned
>The consumption of lungs are forbidden in the US, effectively banning haggis and other foods.
>In 2012, the US consumer product safety commission issued a ban on all sales of buckyballs magnets
>It is a law that any body of water beyond its ordinary high-water mark is considered off-limits to the public. This is a federal law and breaking it is considered a criminal offense.
>A ban of selling childrens books printed before 1985
>Nearly 14 states have a ban on collecting rainwater
>Require a special export permit to bring back antiques from abroad. US customs and border protection can consider things "cultural property" and will not be allowed in the US.
>The FDA banned the buying and selling of most flavored cigarettes, including the importation.
>Buried deep in the new law is Sec. 113, an innocuously titled bit called "Preventing Cyberstalking." It rewrites existing telephone harassment law to prohibit anyone from using the Internet "without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy."
and finally
>The kinder egg
Jeremiah Brooks
>autistfailia
let's avoid these words
Sebastian Flores
>taxing goods with negative externalities to pay for public goods
>a bad thing
yanks are a different level of nuts
Jose Gomez
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Nathan Martin
Is this a new meme?
Nolan Fisher
lárgate a /scn/ niño