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pimpin aint easy edition

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cum lol

quick easy ways to make money?

Very important poll
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sell your body

pimpin

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sell drugs and/or your body

>tfw no japanese girlfriend

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it's all about latin girls now

Fair enough

I had a korean girlfriend. She was a sweetheart but also a pain in the ass but lovable anyway. I cheated on her though lmao literally no one to blame but myself

voted yes 7 times

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>one vote no
HAHAHAHAHAHA

what's his name?

>Female coworker gave me a hug before I left work
Fuck I feel even worse now god damn it

wasnt me, i voted yes 8 timezl

want's to get that chili's n chill senpai

I took 225 mgs of dihenhydramime and I don't feel a thing so far
When's it supposed to kick in

not worth it at all

>tripping on benadryl
the fuck is wrong with you

try to go to bed and scratch everywhere that itches

thats what that dose feels like

No fuck her she's annoyng as shit and the only reason she did it is because I'm not a total asshole to her face unlike some people
I guess that counts for a lot these days

Is benadryl the one that makes you see spiders on the wall

tell her you have a gf and she doesn't want you to talk with her

it works but you sound beta

Just came home and the clock is only 09:03 :))

do ANY of you niggas have jobs? what do you do? Guessin it's mostly students around here though

Fuck off, I'm just doing it because I'm out of weed and got nothing better
Unless you wanna reccomend me something

How much do you have to take to get high? Are spiders a regular thing? What are the downsides?

yes
crystal spiders and aliens

just get dxm and play doom

I dunno I've never done it. I have heard it makes you see bugs on the wall, it also makes you drowsy as fuck

anyone else ever have bedbugs?
pesky bastards

Yes, I deliver pizzas

Why are you here

naw but i would sell my place if i did

I don't see any spiders or ayy lmaos yet
Maybe i didn't take enough? I am kind of a big guy, 6'2" ~180 pounds
So far my body just feels a bit numb but that could just as easily be a placebo

Turn 21 and buy some hard liquor, my man. Raiding the med cabinet is for kids.

What you listening to /cum/?
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I'm a sandwich artist

ive had them 3 times in this apartment

bro you're gonna feel really heavy and like shit, your legs will feel long, and you'll hate your skin for the next 12 hours

thats all you get at that dose. enjoy pissing 90 times and drinking unlimited water

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it's a confusing and dysphoric high
not fun at all
the hallucinations are true hallucinations in the sense that you literally cannot tell them apart from reality

Slickback

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...

i've heard you can vacuum your mattress with scented cleaners and it works but i don't believe it

it's a pimp named slickback, you say the whole thing
i just stuck a bedbug proof sheet on it
uncomfortable for the first few days but im used to it now

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you too?

Cam you make me a van Gogh pls?

its your neighbors fault desu, complain to the manager
one of them is super unhygienic and the rugs are homes for their bedbugs

van gogh fuck yourself

Still feel fine
I'd like to add that I used to regularly take as much as 175 mgs to help me fall asleep, and I'm about to go to sleep in like half an hour anyway so it's whatever
I wish I had some fucking weed, jesus christ
1.4 more years ;_;

anyone here not from a fucked up family
whats it like

nothing will happen then

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im aware, the whole apartment got fumigated
the kike landlord refused to do it for like a year cos it was too expensive but he got it done a few months back
>manager
is english not your first language?

Can I speak to your manager?

landlord, manager, all the same to me

he manages the apartments, he is a manager

I always find it ironic that this was a military march.
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No idea, what's it like being from a fucked up family?

no he isnt, he owns the place
guess youve never had a landlord

yeah I honestly just want some form of income and I don't mind this kind of work anyway.

lonely for me personally
bout it really

well now that you ask no i have a mortgage, but my mother used to work in community housing, and she called him the manager. just rubs off.

you guys ever have days where your farts smell like rotten eggs and shit? my room is a wasteland rightnow and i'm afraid my roommate is going to open my door and get blasted with ass gas and then hate me more than she already does.

>community housing
what government housing?
then manager is correct.

Go fart in her face once she falls asleep.
Gotta do it if I get dubs, ok?

i am the manager, i roll the nickles
i'm the king man. i run this establishment, guy

yea government housing but they're still apartments

for people who abuse social welfare mostly...

happened to me at work the other day, it was truly foul. Thankfully my coworker got blamed for it.

>Roommate
>She
Are u a

I'm a plumber. Jelly of all you guys with female coworkers desu.

>she
h-has she touched your weewee yet?

yeah but no one owns the apartment except the government, its public property
a landlord owns the apartment privately. unless he's an absentee landlord (used to be common in pre-land war ireland, the land would be leaded to poor irish tenants by landlords in london and he hired people to collect rents) he serves the function of a manager also

The game is mine, I deal the cards

didn't know the difference honestly, i just pay debt collector and my bank

more u know ;))))
fucking hate my landlord. him and that fucking 70 year old stoner that lives in the basement

one of the girl I work with has a great ass. hope she doesn't know I stare

I'm YOUR MAN
ahahaah Get it :^]

he's probably got some good pot you should try to introduce yourself

hes an annoying cunt who wont leave anyone alone and i dont smoke.

fuck off imposter

Eat some Greek yogurt then senpai

>eurobeat
feels good

Ha it was a trap to get you to reveal you were Canadian

i quit smoking as well but he's probably got some good opinions on movies and shit at the least

Reminder

nah he just drones about the holy spirit and jazz and shit for half an hour

lol didn't realize he's a crazy stoner. Landlord probably has some relation then.

>he isn't down with the holy spirit
Jesus is my homie

yeah him and the landlord ar in cahoots somehow i believe.
theyre both jewish too
not a fan of christianity

Goodnight /cum/ cowbois

>coming back to store from last delivery of the night
>after 9pm on a thursday, so roads are dead
>put on burning up right as I get onto one of the fastest roads in the area
>blast down, flying past everyone else doing 70+ in a 50
European will get me at least a ticket someday. Every time I play it in the car I drive at excessive speeds

qotsa are very underrated imo.
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>theyre both jewish
it always comes full circle in america....

You guys make me want to kill myself. That's how much I don't like you all.