So I was rewatching "Inglorious Bastards" yesterday and I came up with a very interesting question for Sup Forums.
There's a scene in the movie, where a German officer via series of questions comes to conclusion that the fake German, whom was actually British is indeed not German.
How would you tell apart a disguised foreigner in your country?
To tell a real Russian apart, I would've asked a series of questions which involve very local terms and references. Would reference the 90's, of which in Russia foreigners have no clue.
>Do you speak Irish mo chara? :) If he answers yes I shoot to kill that imposter
Sebastian Sullivan
Let the man speak, Chile.
Elijah Sanders
This scene was great but deducing Fassbender's actual identity based on the way which fingers he holds up in order to indicate "three" is just retarded.
Connor Turner
I meant Sup Forums, I am just too used to writing Sup Forums, for I am a Sup Forums refugee.
John Carter
What would you have done or tried to deduce his identity as a German?
Nathan Long
No foreigner can master Estonian 100%. Even if they're fluent, make no grammatical errors and have perfect pronunciation they will still occasionally use (perfectly valid but) weird syntax. Now matter how well you speak we can tell. Can also check if they know memes from the 90s etc.
Jose Reed
Well he would have to be a fat fuck, eating a burger and holding an assault rifle, otherwise his cover is blown.
Brody Collins
His accent and the fact, that Hugo "Nazi Killer" Stiglitz was sitting at the table.
Jacob Cook
Exception would be Russians who went through Estonian kindergarten and school. I know a few who have no trace of an accent and understand the cultural nuances and memes.
Jaxon Stewart
>How would you tell apart a disguised foreigner in your country?
-speaks a second language -non circumcised -brown
Charles Scott
Me: "Hey would you like to super-size that?" Spy: "Um..actually no thanks, I'm dieting right now." >cover blown
Mason Baker
"Name 5 brazilian dictators" "What's the pão de queijo's state?" "Where's pantanal?"
Nathaniel Carter
I always found it weird that Hugo never got recognised, considering "every man in the German Army knows who Hugo Stiglitz is".
Also is Fassbender's accent that pronounced?
Noah Long
>isn't a cuck >doesn't get aroused by cuck porn >doesn't want to give away all his money in taxes
Ask him to say the Pledge of Allegiance. If he knows the whole thing he's definitely not American.
Levi Nguyen
Ask what they think about norway and denmark. If they are indifferent towards them then most likely they are a foreigner. Most swedes have something to say about them, foreigners dont feel any connection at all.
Brayden Gray
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Gavin Powell
this t. foreigner who knows the entire thing
Thomas Gomez
>Sup Forums refugee For reals, why are there so many Sup Forums posters here recently?
Grayson Evans
I pledge allegiance to the American flag and the republic for which it stands
Asher Baker
I am from the deep south, so anybody without a drawl is a foreigner to me and is immediately recognizable.
Sebastian Perry
Preamble to the Constitution would be better. Most Amerifats don't know it.
wrong i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, with liberty and justice for all
Nolan Cook
I spy a leaf guy.
Mason Hall
I could've sworn that's what I heard in a movie, couldn't remember other part
Jose Diaz
I don't think it's possible.
John Rogers
they play it over a speaker every day in american schools, no way i couldnt know it tbн
Benjamin Parker
This. Or the first stanza of the Declaration of Independence. "When in the course of human events....."
Angel James
You forgot "indivisible". You can stay.
Dylan Davis
Nuke us
Adrian Sanders
We did it twice. The pledge and the pledge to the Texas flag.
Benjamin Wright
Do not eat mayonnaise with all the dishes.
Elijah Reyes
ask what a #1 is at McDonalds
Andrew Butler
>the pledge to the Texas flag. thats pretty cool oy vey ive been found
Angel Nelson
>Toronto
Lincoln Sanders
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Brody Bennett
só sei do pão de queijo huehue
John King
Yeah. It's short and sweet.
Josiah Price
Big Mac meal?
Adrian Foster
If it's not a Big Mac then I dunno
Robert Wilson
Well, usually you can just see it.
But during WW2 we just asked people to pronounce city names.
Germans can easily be found out when asking them to say Nijmegen, Scheveningen, 's-Gravenhage (The Hague), 's-Hertogenbosch and so on.
Brody Ross
Bump because I love the idea of this thread Although I think referencing political things would fail. Spies get briefed on that shit. Judging by terms Euros use on here I'd ask what a Yankee is. Euros think we're all Yankees for some reason when its actually a regional thing.
Liam Green
I could distinguish a disguised 40-50 old man that way in Russia.
Ask him to draw the first association with "Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe".
Were he to reply "bratskih narodov soyuz vekovoj" that would have been suspicious, for if he was born in the USSR, he'd reply "druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot".
Soviet and Russian hymns differ in several verses and older generations learned the Soviet verses in school.
Reciting verse from a modern hymn as the first association suggests it may be forcefully learned.
Hunter Price
I would use words that only exist in regional dialect. No way a foreigner knows these. Swiss and Germans don't even get them.
Ryan Morales
I always see Americans use numbers at fast food ppaces, why don't you say the name? Here it's >can I have a big mac meal please
Luis Foster
Why is the Russian National Anthem so based.
Makes me want to invade Germany
Eli Lewis
Because they're lazy fucks
Carson Walker
>Euros think we're all Yankees for some reason when its actually a regional thing. Damn right! I hate being called a yank being a Southerner.
Jeremiah King
Yeah it's bizarre. Only New England are Yanks. That's a pretty small portion of the country
Austin Gray
>How would you tell apart a disguised foreigner in your country? He would look ugly as fuck, be stupid and speak with a thick accent.
Ryan Adams
>Inglorious Bastards This and Saving Private Ryan are the most based WWII movies. Germans are pure evil.
Jordan Wilson
If they could tell me where the Bull and Finch (Cheers) Pub is, I'd know they're not actually from Boston. Plop them into a car and see whether they flop like a fish in our traffic or not. A real New England/Boston accent is insanely difficult to nail.
Hudson Price
>How would you tell apart a disguised foreigner in your country?
Ask him if he knows, what a Pozzhahnrei is.
Isaiah Long
Tere (Tear)! Kuidas (Key-das) La:heb (Layheb) Kek
Jason Cook
you forgot "if they don't talk like a retard" then they're not from boston
Jace Martinez
that way the fast food workers only have to punch in a number instead of reading.
Blake Williams
Dutch has a lot of dialects, to the extend you can hear from which major city someone is from. So when someone speaks slightly different it stands out very much. Because we're used to listening to it. And we assign features to people based on how they speak. It's very rare that someone who wasn't born here learns a proper accent.
Carson Ramirez
>A real New England/Boston accent is insanely difficult to nail. Agreed. I've never visited the region in my life but I could tell Fallout 4 had the accents way wrong
Nathan Johnson
>"what's your favorite tea flavor" no true greek drinks that piss
Chase Johnson
Same here. I hate being mistaken for an obese and incontinent Walmart shopper when 99% of that stereotype comes from the South.
Cooper Walker
tip: if you try to pronounce estonian words, do it as if you would be speaking japanese. the syllables come out more clearly that way imho
and no one aside from a couple of grammar nazis use full words like "kuidas läheb" when speaking, it is shortened in speech to "kuis läeb".
inb4 that southern slut gets mad
Christopher Rodriguez
Well walmart does originate in Arkansas. Even down here, we make fun of Arkansas folk. I avoid wallyworld like the plague.
Bentley Morris
>They don't like L&P >They don't like watties sauce
Camden Williams
What do you want with your fries?
Zachary Sullivan
Foreigner learning to speak Finnish like a native is so hard that just by opening his/her mouth I could deduct he is not from here.
I would ask him three questions though: Syökää ____ Elämä kallis, _____ Ei mennyt niinku ______ If he can answer those three, it's a native finn.
Dylan Green
>as if you would be speaking japanese. That's interesting. I always thought that the first syllable stress make Eesti words easier to speak. Yeah "kuis läeb" is exactly the way it sounds. Tbh I found the pronunciation the easiest part.
Dominic Hughes
His accent would betray him
Caleb Cook
If he says something like: I want war fries with onions and a frikandel special. Then it's safe to assume he's a gud guy.
Cooper Price
Hehe, yeah. Japanese is really easy to pronounce for Estonians. Mongol genes stronk.
Grayson Turner
gonna go ahead and blow my cover as a foreigner: not cum
>I found the pronunciation the easiest part you are weird :DD
Easton Price
red sauce or green sauce?
Adrian Anderson
What do you want to eat? How's life dear? Are you not coming here?
Julian Hill
If he says: I want fries with mayonnaise, then something is off.
If he says: I want fries with. Then he's a gud guy.
I asked a Russian "suka blyat?" And if they answer back then they're filthy Bydlo.
Brandon Jenkins
Even foreigners who live here for ages still can't really speak Czech well. My teacher on highschool was Italian and her Czech was horrible even after 13 years of living here.
Liam Jenkins
Language is a dead giveaway 99,9% of the time.
Ryan Sanders
Not sure what I would do for the country as a whole. But if I wanted to know if they were from my city, I'd just ask them to say "Melbourne" If they say the first e as an e and not an a, then they're a non-melbournian. This works for all "el" sounds. So celery and salary sound the same.
Joseph Clark
ask them how much a freddo used to cost
Kevin Torres
This border exists for a reason mate.
Jace Foster
This is a tough one. I live in San Diego and we are infested with lowlife shit bags in the military. Most of these turds are Rednecks from the shit ass middle and southern states, and no matter how much they try they can never it in; they just do not look like Californians. Even people from other countries can spot the loser Hicks in the military. They tend to just look like dirty, trashy, and ugly. Here is a typical shit bag Marine for reference.
The people who can really blend in to California are the Aussies/Kiwis.
Jaxon Turner
i'm pretty sure they would reply "wha did you say, yer shitcunt?!" and punch you in the teeth?
