What would happen to you if there was a nuclear war? I'm talking a full scale war, involving the US, NATO, Russia...

What would happen to you if there was a nuclear war? I'm talking a full scale war, involving the US, NATO, Russia, China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea? How would you react?

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thank god.....

>How would you react?
Duck and cover

I'll start.
>be me
>look outside window towards San Diego Naval Station
>see brighter than bright light
>eyes melt in the second before the shockwave obliterates my body
Cheery stuff, but I wouldn't have to worry about survival.
Smokin leaf tonight

I meant emotionally

Do we get advance warning? I could run for the hills

Let's say you get two days warning that the world is about to immolate itself. What do you do?

Get senpai and doggo, and go to vacation home in Montana

All the silos are in Montana, you would be kill

I thought they were in Nebraska.

Adios

Run to the liquor and weed store and stock up
Probably rape a woman
Sit in my apartment and wait while blacking out

Any hole's a goal when your soul is dull.

To be frank, it has been years since my life has gone to shit, I would gladly die in the atomic blast, probably while standing on the balcony of my apartment.

Stock up on enough non-perishable food for about five years for around 20 people through any means necessary to survive the nuclear winter.

Buy a shitload of books on medicine, agriculture, and more for the rebuilding of society, also get quite a lot of seeds.

Get as much gas and portable electric generators as I can.

Find some random abandoned underground mine/structure and do as much hasty preparation work as I can, conscript friends, etc. Take gf's family with me as they are all engineers and know how shit works, take my engineer friends with me as well, take my family just because.

Wait it out and rebuild.

I don't think anyone would nuke Brazil tbqh
Will be slave for space in anonbunker

Fly to Sochi, then move to Georgia

I swear you nobody would ever nuke Georgia

This map is completely inaccurate.

>react
I would be dead, probably.

Assuming they could get a nuke this far, Utah is a prime target because of it's military bases.

You think the gov't would publish an updated map of its missile silos?
You could hide out in the desert.
I would nuke Georgia. Georgians are cancer.

>desert.
That's where they test the bombs, friend.

Back in the 50s friendo. No more nukes for Utah, sadly. I would have loved to see a nuke test.

>I don't think anyone would nuke Brazil tbqh
You're right, I guess not. Still, if all the superpowers unleashed their nukes, every place in the world would get a massive dose of nuclear fallout, regardless of being directly nuked or not.

In the bitter end I would probably have a slow and painful dead by radiation sickness because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

Die from fallout or to roving bands of Aussies most likely

two days waring?
how would that even work?
Will Russia be so kind to infrom America that they gonna nuke them in two days?

Don't let your dreams be dreams Brazilbro!
Be like and start up Mad Max: Favela Road
Conventional war escalating quickly over two days so basically everybody knows that the world will shortly be SNAFUBAR

>Still, if all the superpowers unleashed their nukes, every place in the world would get a massive dose of nuclear fallout, regardless of being directly nuked or not.
Na thats bullshit.
You would have a slightly higher cancer rate, thats it

You guys overestimate nuclear bombs. There are not even enough bombs to nuke one whole state in the US.

if I was Putin and I knew that in two days nuclear war will break out, i would launch the nukes tomorrow

You need to have useful skills to stay in my anonbunker. We already have enough social science and liberal arts majors to keep our culture/history alive in the group. Medical skills would be a plus.

They test other stuff that isn't nukes, though. If I open my windows I can hear them testing shit about once a month.

Human race will dissapear, desu.

>Conventional war escalating quickly over two days so basically everybody knows that the world will shortly be SNAFUBAR
So basically the plot to Threads and The Day After?

become nomad that raids villages and enslaves women to be raped on a daily basis

Could be based mechanic 4u
Conventional weapons shouldn't give you mega cancer though
This guy gets it
They can still shoot back

>Conventional weapons shouldn't give you mega cancer though
They did in Iraq after Gulf War 1

Die in the coming nuclear winter, probably. Who the fuck would nuke Spokane?

Bingo.

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>Those are Minuteman missiles!
>Like a test, sort of... like a warning?
>They're on their way to Russia. They take about 30 minutes to reach their target.
>So do theirs, right?
mfw

nuclear winter is a meme

Nuclear winter isn't a thing you have to worry about

>hear sirens
>go immediately on Sup Forums and make a thread about it

>massive attack against the US
>over 300 missiles inbound
we'reboned.jpeg

pretty sure Sup Forums would be down
if you had any internet connection at all

>nukes go off
>all Sup Forums's servers are EMP'd
I hope the nukes kill me before I have to live without the internet.

Oh, okay.

I guess I'll just try and form Cascadia out of the ruins of Washington and Oregon then.

300 isn't much, all things considered, especially considering that would likely be a counterforce attack

I'm assuming MIRVs. It could also be that the USSR was holding back for multiple strikes

Based on the responses in this thread this sounds like a fantasy attempt to negate any plan for survival and convince everyone to embrace death.

That or to start an argument for novelty (you)s

I want to see how people on Sup Forums would react to an event like this. How would you?

Better move away from the big cities I guess.

I mean, surely the port of Rotterdam will be one of the first things in Europe to vaporize.

>MIRVs

This,
Depending on the missile, they can carry up to 14 warheads each.

>You think the gov't would publish an updated map of its missile silos?
It's not a fucking secret. Google maps shows you every single fucking one.

Sure it does NSA.

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I was trying to be realistic. We're all fat autistic NEETs, so it's not as if we're going to be the ones restarting society

Well, MIRVs are supposed to be counter force(in theory anyway) and The Day After wasn't very realistic to begin with

Even a counterforce strike would still wipe out most of the US, given how many military targets are located in or near cities.

I'd be pretty dead

What would Russia attack in Bulgaria?

Not with 300 missiles

The blasts aren't big enough to destroy a city

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>to destroy a city without multiple strikes

Against silos and airbases and sheeit

There's plenty of shit inside cities that the military uses. Just for example, the Air Force has a base located in LA for bureaucracy. Not even an airstrip, and it would still get nuked.

>How would you react?

Vaporize, since i live like 500 meters far away from one of the major targets for American and Chinese nuclear strike.

>emotionally

"Well, shit happens."

>"Well, shit happens."
I wish I could react like that. I'd be too depressed over how shitty the world is going to be afterwards.

hide in the alps

It is best if a nuclear war would happen in the winter, then the radioactivity falls apart before the season of planting vegetables and I'll get a clean harvest.

I'm one mile from the San Diego Naval base.
I'm dead.

Not much I could do. Planning for the end of the world is prudent, yes, but if I spent my days waiting for the end or worrying about the apocalypse I would never sleep, that or I'd be some nut hoping it happens so I could be the cool guy survivor preppers dream of being. If I survived I would probably just take a few guns and supplies and start walking away from the boom, I see another place that had a boom? Walk in a different direction. Plan isn't much, I understand that, but sitting around and waiting is just a slower way to rot.

neighbors confirmed

>tfw ever since nuclear weapons were created, humanity has been on the brink of destruction
>tfw one day somebody will fuck up, tfw one day somebody will not identify a false alarm, will act on impulse, will react too hastily
>tfw the only way to put an end to this ticking time-bomb is for everyone to disarm, but human nature does not allow it

>What would Russia attack in Bulgaria?

Military bases and command centers, infrastructure, strategic objects of industry, powerstations, transport hubs, etc.

Basically the same as any other NATO country then.

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But it doesn't depend on you at all, you personally can't prevent or change it like you can't prevent a flood or tornado. Why would you be depressed about the thing you could do absolutely nothing about?

I feel sorry for all the people who have to suffer through a post nuclear world. And I feel shitty that all our ancestors fought so hard for thousands of years to create the world we inherited, only for us to piss it away over something so transient. All for nothing.

Stations missile defense and early warning radars will be the first targets.

That means finally we go back to our roots and live a simply, traditional life with nature?

it is mean we will lost everything what we have all. including humanity, art, technology, literature... all of them which is we have good values.

Not even close. The fallout will do catastrophic damage to the ecosystem. Nature won't be anything like we've ever experienced, the surface of the Earth won't be suitable to live on for large animals (as in, larger than a few millimeters) for a long, long time.

New Zealand

grab a beer, deck chair and watch the sky turn red.

Finally God has set fire and brimstone on this degenerate continent of Europe. May every homo burn.

But it is not yet there.

I'd celebrate all of you getting vaporized.

Samson Option

Yeah it's a good tactic.

It will be man's own doing, not gods that ends this world.

You'd get mobbed by hordes of irradiated and pissed off Arabs.

No, they'll be dead.

You wouldn't kill all of them before they zerg Israel.

People who got exposed to extreme radiation have greater worries than running all the way to the border and getting shot.

I'd imagine you've got a couple nukes pointed at Mecca and Medina. They'd be too busy flipping the fuck out to care about anything other than you.

Pretty fine i would suppose. Of course lots of fallout but since there is law to multiapartment houses to have bombshelter i would just sit there and wait.