We Russian and Slav wish to emigrate to Ameriga

>We Russian and Slav wish to emigrate to Ameriga
>You have big mansion house with white fence
>the green lawn
>The 4 cars
>You eat the tasty burger with the milkshake
>You eat fancy steak and lobster for every other dinner
>You sit on clean white sandy beach with pink drink with little umbrella in it
>Ameriga is paradise

Is this how the average Russian and Slav feels about America?

>average russian westerner (aka """"liberal"""")
fixed

>You eat the tasty burger with the milkshake
wew lad

Yeah, pretty accurate description.

don't tell me it's not like that

>Ameriga

???

No fuck off you fat cunt

Nah. That's Finland. America is when you work all day long and still get in debt when you break your leg.

This is how do Poles and Ukrainians feel about Ameirca and all the West in general. We are not that deluded.

>Paradise is a place where you can glut oneself with food without stopping.
No wonder you're fat.

lol no

> You eat the tasty burger with the milkshake
t. yet another murican pig.

>all day long
>40 hours work week

no, we just hate Russia and want to leave for somewhere else, even if it's Ameriga

WHERE'S MY PINK DRINKS MAN? WITH THE UMBRELLAS

Average Russian knows following

>Expensive healthcare
>Cheap homes
>Cheap cars
>SJW cancer
>Supreme diversity of food
>Easy guns

Not even remotely so?

Pretty much yes

One day I going to America, but 1st I want to bulk up so I fit in. Need to gain 200 lbs at least. Also to watch more TV and forget about interesting things and culture.

One day I will be having burgers for every meal and have a personal mobility scooter of my own.

40 hours is just the minimum for full time benefits
many are required work overtime or work two part jobs just to stay alive

>many are required work overtime or work two part jobs just to stay alive

Only minimum wage cuckolds

There is literally no way you work overtime to survive unless oyu're a retard with no skills, or you just spend all your money.

by spend i mean on luxury bullshit like "Tyrone has dem new jordans i need dem too, oh and my girl shaniqua needs dem new braids"

It's exactly like that, very accurate

you got us all figured out, friend!

depends if you got money

You're absolutely retarded.
Housing prices have skyrocketed along with general cost of living, we have the most expensive healthcare in the world, and wage growth has been stagnant for years and years leading to the extinction of the middle class.

Most jobs created are at or near minimum wage and "skilled" jobs are regularly being outsourced or taken by H1B immigrants willing to work for no benefits at unskilled wages.

>per hour to earn as much as I earn in a day
>prices are 1.5-2 times higher gasoline costs the same
>distribute food for free
>taking into account the plurality of gangs and terrorists murder rate twice as low

You ask why so many Russians want to come?