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booty burp edition

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yes yes hello

fill your boots

*BRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWP*

fuck me my life is empty

xanax arrived today

the gf

nah I just can't hack it, never could. nor can my mam

Thoughts on comrade corbychev's new manifesto lads?

Gimmick idea for this thread only: Insert apostrophes in completely random and incorrect places

Can't stand people under 25

t.25yo

be sensible lad

it's a bi't shit

t. 25 year old feeling like a big man

al'ri lads

28 actually

Christ what're you doin' here mate.

good post

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not a fan of this gimmick

fuck sake

mum opened my gmail account and saw my subsription to tspussyhunters.com

brit would agree with this though

business idea: sit out in the sun all day

It's botty, not booty, you damnable pseudo-yank

did a sloppy diarrhea poo and now feel MUCH better

Back so'on lads

brits?

more like shits hahahahahah

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Ordered some pizza

*culturally appropriates you*

pay for free coffee

how does that work

hang on is this shopped haha where's her tummy hahaha

kwik

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o-oh sorry, didn't see you back there user haha

Baited

>1 million new jobs
that's 1 million new cabinet positions for corby
>1 million new homes
commieblocks everywhere
>£500 billion investment
in rebar for gulag construction
>rent controls
party members don't pay any rent
>nationalize the railways
only used for gulag material transport
>end NHS privatization
commiecare
>universal childcare
your children are ours now
>end tuition fees
no tuition at all
>end zero hour contracts
forced labour
>Bring back collective bargaining
make you an offer you can't refuse
>investment in green energy
uranium mines glow green under darklight
>send them all home
to the gulag hahahahahahahahah hhVHJVBHJVB\

Australian gentleman

>reasons to live

oh yeah definitely have these, lots in fact haha yeah plenty no shortage of those here with me haha no siree bob

million new jobs
>that's 1 million new cabinet positions for corby
million new homes
>commieblocks everywhere
>>£500 billion investment
>in rebar for gulag construction
>>rent controls
>party members don't pay any rent
>>nationalize the railways
>only used for gulag material transport
>>end NHS privatization
>commiecare
>>universal childcare
>your children are ours now
>>end tuition fees
>no tuition at all
>>end zero hour contracts
>forced labour
>>Bring back collective bargaining
>make you an offer you can't refuse
>>investment in green energy
>uranium mines glow green under darklight
>>send them all home
>to the gulag hahahahahahahahah hhVHJVBHJVB\

>reasons to live

oh yeah definitely have these, lots in fact haha yeah plenty no shortage of those here with me haha no siree bob.

Corbyn is the only choice for nationalists

hot ass beat clap
hhot ass beat clap

Fucked it mate

Yeah, if you're a nationalist from any country but Britain

> million new jobs
>that's 1 million new cabinet positions for corby
> million new homes
>>commieblocks everywhere
>>>£500 billion investment
>>in rebar for gulag construction
>>>rent controls
>>party members don't pay any rent
>>>nationalize the railways
>>only used for gulag material transport
>>>end NHS privatization
>>commiecare
>>>universal childcare
>>your children are ours now
>>>end tuition fees
>>no tuition at all
>>>end zero hour contracts
>>forced labour
>>>Bring back collective bargaining
>>make you an offer you can't refuse
>>>investment in green energy
>>uranium mines glow green under darklight
>>>send them all home
>>to the gulag hahahahahahahahah hhVHJVBHJVB\

i'd probably give jezza a cheeky vote if he was racist tbf

All those things will be good for British people and the nation

a succinct summery of /brit/

Gonna make scrambled eggs on toast and then go to get my haircut and then get on a train and start boozing

make sure to totally cover those scrambled eggs with pepper and add some milk to them when scrambling

Circle line?

Classic

Nah it will be shit when taxes are doubled and the deficit increased by a shit load to pay for it all

All the homes and childcare will go to pakis and the investment will be all spent on mosques

>milk
loool

>All the homes and childcare will go to pakis and the investment will be all spent on mosques

haha

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if you don't add a splash of milk to your scrambled eggs what the fuck are you doing man

Fucked that up you bent cunt

taxes go towards the nation to maintain infrastructure

how can you be a nationalist who wants a shittier nation - dont get it

Up the sesh lads

>Why yes I do add milk to my scrambled eggs, tis the only way to stay at a skinnyfat 27 stone

think i did a bad thing at work yesterday lads

the oneitis is the cutest girl imaginable and i'm obsessed with her, she's so innocent and is always really nice to me

we went on our lunchbreak at the same time and were the only ones in there, the vending machine was broken so i went to get us a drink from the other one in a corridor

the vending machine gives you the drink in an open cup, and because i was alone i took my knob out and dipped my bellend in, leaving it there for 5 seconds or so before rubbing it around the rim

then i watched her drink it, i didn't really get the thrill i was hoping for though

poor Karl

youtube.com/watch?v=SmhYJ-eP05M

want to give him a big hug

i wonder if the girl on the train just there has ever been rooted up the arse

Pugting eggs in a frying pan and letting them scramble

27 stone skinnyfat here
AMA

test

>why yes i do like to call other people fat in order to justify not being able to cook hmmm yes well done

>Tax people out the arse
>Bring in hundreds of thousands of immigrants
>Build them free homes and give them free healthcare

Yeah very fucking nationalist

you make scrambled eggs by putting them on the heat off the heat on the heat off the heat

about to let the world fall out my arse

The queen does not look like she approves of my activities last night

test 2: test harder

go away gordon ramsay you're not invited to this discussion

seek help

she looks like she's had a stroke

Milk makes scrambled eggs taste like shit you fat waste

business idea: Red Scare v. 3, hang Corbyn for treason

Get that pan nice and hot

nick are u in this thread? reply to me if you are

it's Andy

just a splash

ahh yes you're one of them middle class toffs who think nationalism is Thatcherism

don't reply to me again

alright andy it's nick

alright andy it's dave

>Anyone who doesn't want 80% income tax and 1 million new mosques is a Thatcherite

Off yourself left liberal guardianista

alright nick

good night last night eh hahaha

Season with salt and pepper, both sides

>Jeremy Corbyn is a nationalist, he loves his country
>Won't sing the national anthem

okay we're going to start with the basics today

so go ahead grab your powdered deer antlers and your kerosene

HELL'O ANDY ITS GAMPAA SENDING YOU WELL WWISHES FROM THE FUTURE. HAHA. I GOT THIS HERE A IBM FROM CHRISTMAS KATHY SAY 1999 WELL BOY NOT TOO SHABBY. KINDA OLD BUT I GOT THAT 87 BUICK KICKING AROUND SO I FIGURE WHATS THE DEAL. I SENT 14 THE EMAILS TODAY AND THEY WERE ALL FANTASTIC!!! THEN I PLAYED CARGEGAME ALTHOUGH I THINK I LIKE "REAL" LIFE CARDS MOREE BECAUSE I CAN CHEAT. HAH HA. WELL LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THEMAIL. GOODBYE ANDY. BY THE WAY DOES THIS GO ON MY HEAD TOO BECAUSE I HEARD THIS WAS MAYBE A ROBIT LOVE GAMPA

Alright Andy it's Steve

haha alri granddad

yeah got a bit hairy towards the end but it's all good now

Just tried to shove a hairbrush up my arsehole before realising what I was doing

aight dave

fuck off steve

...and what i usually do is pop the chicken nuggets straight into the blender, right out of the freezer, put some thyme, saffron, cinnamon sticks, just gives it a real nice nutty flavour

quorrrr look at that!!!

i can't believe he did that lmao

>end tuition fees
>with this many students going to university

absolutely howling

bit rude desu