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animale cretine

first for i finally found a working vcr

Gaysex

cпepмa

>servs

Looking at GTA 6 characters, they have similarities with some of us t b h.

>Michael : Turkey

Once powerful and top of game, now bored with his new life. Trying to find some new action.

>Trevor : Serbs

Always prone to violence and keeps starting fights over no reason.

>Franklin : Romania

Dislikes his surroundings, always excludes himself from them claiming he deserves better.

for a byzantium to be possible there has to be another rome to give them all the free clay and money and everything else

greeks can never achieve a byzantium on their own

OVO
V
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>Greece: Lester

without him everybody else would be a crooked failure

>he saved Ena
Good boi.

worry not, i helped the greek economy by buying 4 peaches at Billa.

Didn't play the game. Only know those 3 main ones and that funny nig Lamar because of a prank call.

youtube.com/watch?v=MCHr_FlU5OY

TURKEN RAUS

Is this the same broad?

today is a great day

Ena is perfect desu

Are you from Varna? Turkish rich idiot Chads who couldn't score enough to attend a public university in big cities go there for university t b h and they all party here.

me in the middle

this an ena thread now

For you maybe. The peaches are probably sour as old man's balls.

nah, i'm Sofian uni dropout

>butterface
>fat
>looking like an autist checking new Lego catalog
>good

...

100% Bulgarian here

TURKEN RAUS

>tfw I don't know serbocroatian and I won't talk to her in her native tongue

Kick of all Slavish Fyromonkeys !

According to your incredible education system a Fyromian created not only me but the whole Universe!

What? Rich Chads can afford to enter a private or a public university any day they want.

Hell, why would they study in Turkey when they can buy their way into Harvard?

Harvard needs IQ.

FYROM
Funny Yugoslav Republic of Malaka.

Better start learning.

SEHT'S DOCH ENDLICH EIN
IHR KOMMT HIER NICHT REIN

TURKEN RAUS

I am Persian and I recognize that Macedonia and Alexander the Great are part of Greek History. Even the ancient Persians referred to the Macedonians as "Yaunã Takabara" ("Greeks with hats that look like shields").

No, it doesn't, it needs money. If you truly think that most of those guys that enter Harvard don't have connections, then you're an idiot.

There are two ways which you can enter a university: good grades and fat cheques. I doubt it's any different in Turkey.

In our public universities, it is all about your exam scores. No other stuff.

who else addicted to vitamin C pills here?

>see pic
>first comment is by a chick saying: "cheap porn(whore?)"

haaa

Bullshit, man. You really think there aren't any "donations" to these universities? A rich guy can make his son go anywhere he wants to, no matter if that guy has the worst grades ever.

Ever seen a library in a school like "Koksal Baba's Library". You think the guy that gifted that did it from the good of his heart?

Oh here's a cheque for some laboratory equipment, etc, etc.

College is business, it's not education - it's pure business.

China GDP/capita nominal
>$8,239
China GDP/capita PPP
>$15,095

China has a bigger GDP nominal then most of the balkans and will soon suprass us in GDP ppp

China is currently more "rich" then Belarus

Wtf is happening...

da, za 2 godini

>implying you can handle a hot one like her

lamoooooo

What a shit thread, I don't know if it's you with your gdp shit or the makedonian posting whores

find the homo
63112388

The ones you talk about are not public tho. They are all private ones and they work in the way you point out.

Believe me or not but surprisingly our state facilities are literally like Soviet style. All public.

I met hotter girls than her before.

One was at high school. She was a literal Stacy on our school was hitting on me daily. After meeting some time together she got colder to me tho. I dunno why.

At university, there was a nice af girl always trying to spend some time with me. Texting me, asking my location. One night we had some alcohol and I cried because it was my first year without my mother and she started to ignore me that cold filthy whore.

Two years ago also a girl with killer looks apparently asked my female friends about me but she never got into contact with me. I think those jelly whores made bad propaganda of me for jealousy.

Lads I've a nice business idea partly inspired by our illyrian friends

I was doing my best to change the tread direction. Also stop bitching and contribute to improving the thread nigger.

>tfw effendi has memed so much that you can't be sure whether he's playing you or not anymore

ebin poster is ebin

tell me

muh dick

Why is your gdp per capita smaller than bulgaria? Why are salaries in sofia higher than bucharest?

Suomi :DDDDDDD

welcome my fellow blue white flagged EU ally

race mixing is haram

>look at my high school's website
>see all the euromonies that have been poured into upgrades
>look at the hi-tech classrooms that they have now
>all the i7 computers these hipster kids who were born after 9/11 have at their disposal
>think back on how we used to sit on these fucking wooden gommunist chairs
>we were lucky to get a white board starting grade 10
>feel nothing but rage

What memes tho? I had a sad life behind me.

That song is fire btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

fug :DD where denbts giorgios :D

Wot? out GDP/capita is bigger in nominal and PPP:
> $21,916
Nominal
> $9,157

Bulgaria:
PPP:
> $19,839
Nominal
>$6,927

But the differences are minuscule any way.

I need my pain receptors multiplied by a billion and for them to each be 100% stimulated for the rest of the universes life

era bait dobitocule, nu mai posta

come on effendi, we know you're not a cuck t b h

the memes are too strong tho

:--------( merkel took all my monnies

Lol we had new computers with internet in middle school (starting like 2007) get with the times

Pro tip: Every one is on their phones anyway

Si ce am postat eu era tot bait. Si vorbeste fumos in pizda mati de tigan.

i know nigga, we had internet and computers since the 2000s to but not the hipster i7 shit they have now reee

we had a gommunist room with a balatum that smelled like a 50s apothecary it was shit

now they have fucking hologram teachers and shit reeeeeeeee fucking hipster post-2000 born normies

GDP guy is back, that's cool
Soon bulgarian posters will get mad at him and will start brewing pastas for us
Feels good ladm8s

Pic not related and doesnt represent reality, it's just for the banter 2bh

Are you so sad? Why?

This bitch in your pictures are ugly af. See a real woman cuck.

You sound too excited for basic shit are you provincial \

>middle school

I think you misspelled Albanian friend

we had to shit in klekalo toilets

now these hipster children have butlers who wipe their asses with non-aminal-product wipes

if you were me you'd be pissed too reee

Do you get free new books too? We did

Where is /balk/ going on vacation this summer?

>Albos

>we had a gommunist room with a balatum that smelled like a 50s apothecary it was shit
>now they have fucking hologram teachers and shit reeeeeeeee fucking hipster post-2000 born normies

So you are voting for GERB next election inşallah t b h. Boyko is turning you into a great nation and he should be prized.

>One night we had some alcohol and I cried because it was my first year without my mother and she started to ignore me that cold filthy whore.

they unironically don't though and schools still have squat toilters

>Croat

Cuck.

vacations are for the weak

otherwise, maybe greece in early september. some friends who live in the uk have been making noises about italy, but we'll see

I first posted her in here you cuck, doruntina is qt

But she lives in Swedistan

>Turk

Roach.

Doesn't matter if they are public or private, business is business.

sha va iba v gaza we

Is she ToniBler's sister?

Okay we are even now. Are you that regular Croat with low libido, anger problems and good Ottoman history info?

wtf i hate bosnia now

>Bulgarian schoolkids have to squat like slavs to poo in the loo
That's probably better actually so you don't have to touch the aids covered seats to deliver the poo to the loo device

I'm very irregular. I visit Sup Forums once a month.

what's wrong with iberia, I thought cucktholics were pretty fierce with divorces

I'm thinking of going to italy when the planes are cheapest

benii eight equals equals equals equals dee

XD

Ok then. There is a Croat here sometimes posting. Very good guy t b h. Has even limited Turkish to speak to me in Turkish and knows a lot on Ottoman Empire.

This cute girl is only for you t b h.

Thank you, but she's too light-skinned for my taste.

>Кocoвeц, aмнecтиpaн вo 2002 гoдинa,тpгyвaл co opyжјe вo зeмјaвa
>Ocoмничeниoт, ce дoдaвa вo инфopмaцијaтa oд MBP, вo 1999 гoдинa „зaeднo co yштe тpoјцa Aлбaнци, дpжaвјaни нa Peпyбликa Maкeдoнијa бил кpивичнo пpијaвeн зa пoдгoтвyвaњe нa тepopизaм, a co Зaкoнoт зa aмнecтијa oд 2002 гoдинa бил цeлocнo aмнecтиpaн“.

>what's wrong with iberia, I thought cucktholics were pretty fierce with divorces
no
t. catholic bulgar

Almost 20k, feels good.

>catholic bulgar
HOW?

Why are Croats so fond of black women t b h?

>Maкeдoнeц зaгинa вo Cpбијa пoмaгaјќи нa пoвpeдeни вo cooбpaќaјкa
Ha нeгo нaлeтaл „мepцeдec“ co yнгapcки peгиcтapcки тaблички и гo ycмpтил нa лицe мecтo.
>Macedonian died in Serbia while helping injured in accident. On it he encountered "Mercedes" with Hungarian plates and killed him on the spot.

wtf I hate Magyars now

well we've always had a library but i remember only going there once

well yes, sadly GERB connections DO PAY a lot. you can go far with GERB nepotism.

i don't know about that. makkebro was right i am a provincial but still... i'm unironically considering infiltrating my old HS on Sept. 15 to see how things really are, might even post pics

>Ros doesn't know about the Rakovski scam
it's like, you don't pay attention at all

its just the one autist on every day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakovski_(town)

>scam
what did he mean by this

>well we've always had a library but i remember only going there once

>B.O. (46) oд Cвeти Hикoлe oкoлy плaднe пoлoвo ce зaдoвoлyвaл пpeд дeвeтгoдишнo дeвoјчe oткaкo гo пpecpeтнaл вo влeз oд згpaдa дoдeкa ce cимнyвaлo пo cкaлитe.
>Кaкo штo cooпшти пoлицијaтa, B.O. ги coблeкoл тpeнepкитe и пoчнaл пoлoвo дa ce зaдoвoлyвa, a дeвoјчeтo ce иcплaшилo и избeгaлo.

wtf I hate makes now

>countries with ugliest women are rich
>countries with hottest are poor
FUGG

THE BENEFITS OF THE MOTHER TONGUE TURKROACH :@@@

DON'T FORGET ONLY 30 PERCENT OF BULGARS KNOW ENGLISH TO BEGIN WITH SO THATS PRETTY GOOD CONSIDERING