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cara

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays when I'm rudely awakened by the dustmen

Quickdraw McJanny won't like this

Gonna ambush Janny with the boys and give him a swirly

then what do you do?

all the people, so many people

korean pop

Ordering burger king delivery for breakfast as mummy's not here to make me a sausage sarnie for hangover cure

R8 my runt

>blogger
Guarantee no matter what happens she'll post it on her blog. In fact she's probably just fishing for cringy openers to post
stay away

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watching volleyball

anyone seen my gf

I feed the ducks, I sometimes feed the pigeons
it gives me an overwhelming sense of wellbeing

>my state just banned greyhound racing
Not too happy about it

ye, she's in my bed ;DD

It's pigeons and sparrows, YOU DICKHEAD!

good lad

My local greyhound stadium is being knocked down to build more houses for pakis

he must command quite a salary for such good work

Off to America soon, going to pop out and buy some summer clothes.

What's fashionable hot weather wear for yanks?

Have they banned horse racing too?

Health and safety gone MAD mate

this 2bh

Really don't think Rio should have been allowed to host the Olympics.

They're clearly incapable of providing a safe and appropriate environment for the international participants.

>the crosses of st. george are flying all around me
>gareth southgate, the whole of england is with you
>oh it's saved! (saved, saved, saved, saved...)

tank tops that expose your nipples

>not watching all live events at once

Booty shorts and crop tops

nah, I think it was over people using live bait and shit so horses are alri

That one where the horses have to jump is banned tho, too many of them get injuries and have to be put down

Constantly changing and introducing """"""""""progressive"""""""""" laws is exactly the reason I'm never leaving my irrelevant and unimportant state.

Paul Ince should've took it the useless nigger

He should have had to phone up a dead soldier's family and explain why he didn't want to take a penalty

Yank opinions not wanted please

Business idea: Tinder but for friends

Ironically I am actually drowning in slags at the moment but have very few friends

Hmmm.

went round my nans earlier

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this happened

Quite happy for you to stay there as well tbqh

suddenly got a boner desu lads

America should host the Olympics indefinitely, 2bh

boat shoes, pink shirts and khaki shorts

oh heck

khaki shorts and a tank top or t-shirt

Be ready for some actual heat, it was 35°C with a heat index of ~43°C last week

What is 'Mummy posting'?

I fucking love willie nelson

japs falling apart

the only other option is to allow western nations to host it for the next 50+ years which would have the lefties up in arms

Ah yes, Atlanta was marvellous

the number 10 and 11 from korea are giant qts

Some slag I know asked me for money
Tell her no.

Not even shagged her yet, definitely not giving her money.

shamfur dispray

Just saw suicide squad she was shit.

Movie was good desu, shame about her and her nigger Brother though.

Probably holding your mouse

Herald from Poland
They tell us about the event of
Successor of Wladyslaw III
Where among the possible options, they went with
We need a Jagiellon!
as their choice of action.

ah yes nothing says British summer like the constant dull whirring of lawn mowers in the distance

very relaxing

How long could you survive on your current savings lads?

I'm thinking three or four years without having to make my lifestyle too miserable tbqh.

which bbc is the olympics on?

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lol

my favs are 7 and 14 desu

>smell of freshly cut grass

mmm yes

is it the gooks vs japs game?

planning law is communism

might quit my job and go on JSA

Ah yes

Ghana

been working hard job hunting. i treat myself to MOLT LICKA

I have a mortgage to pay so not very long.

>boner
FOY

muh dick desu desu senpai lad

Good. I've got no reason to go to a place full of chinks, wogs and mudslimes that has 1.30am lockouts and 3am last drinks laws.

I guess I've got you and Victoria to thank in a way for tanking all of Australias shitty laws and keeeping all the SJWs.

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R RYAN A SCUMBAG COWARD. meet me for fight tomorrow

>normies

Poleaboo just did 20 squats

Also, his brother and sister are out so he felt comfortable enough to epilate his upper chest and shoulders

Legs have seen some regrowth might do them now

What do you call it in Britland?

someone told me the opposite of this just yesterday

Mark Duggan was a criminal and was rightfully shot

what the fuck does that mean

runt

stiffy

Bit funny that Andy Murray carried the British flag in

At this point they might as well just get white girls

That she was good, the movie was shit and her Brother was white?

>police robbing and kidnapping athletes
>lodging for athletes dirty, moldy, leaking water, infested
>water is so toxic and polluted it has become a serious health hazard for the participants (wait until that kills someone, calling it now)
>major safety risks for fans and support personnel
>political figures being rude to the world's best athletes who are bringing shit tons of money into their third world dump of a country
It's a pathetic excuse for a host, should have moved the whole show to a different country.

Brandon having a super star slush

>Christopher Biggins got kicked out of Big Brother for saying blacks are criminals
Channel 5 are such pathetic PC cucks

what do normies think of Muslims?

>burger king delivery

eh?

apart from the brother bit, yea

>1.30am lockouts and 3am last drinks laws
biggest meme around 2bh. lockout laws only affect a very, very small area in the city around kings cross. You can walk down the street and go on drinking

>Channel 5 are such pathetic PC cucks

Hmm

I swear the mandem is on to me

not even normies like muslims

5th can of WARKA im buzzing for a fight. i take anyone on

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Not a fan

liabilities with no positive features

White is right

I'm hearing shit all over the board. Some people hate it, some people love it, so just like every other movie i guess. I might go see it since my local movie theatre changed their prices to $10 flat rate.

hard-on

misunderstood bunch

They're scum

fuck off, go piss in someone else's Ribena you utter degenerate