Ali G Edition
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cara
korean pop
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caca
Might become one of the mandem
You seem to have a very sexist way of thinking Ali, have you never been in love?
Yes, da first time me set eyes on a renault 5 GT Turbo
Björk
Mandem
Madmen?
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>tfw my judofu is winning
Watching this right now first 90seconds is gold
*stops killing you*
very new much wow
Mandemulus
>lotr thread
>"those films could not have been made in 2016"
Hmm
OKAY posting this AGAIN, got called a runt and was told to fuck off on here earlier. coming back to say I'm not going to stand for that shit anymore. which one of you fucks was it?
Itt we pretend it's the beginning of ww2
We shouldn't do anything about the Nazis because they want us to undermine our way of life. If we defeat them, they will win
Asalam-o-alaikum, fellow Muslims.
Mandem (noun) - Two gay men riding a tandem bike
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you do realise I'm not matthew right?
bit hungry
fuck off runt
Canada BTFO
she wants a man from Flat Spracklen House
>that little autism box the coaches are in
Shut up Mathew, you nonce.
>My judofu won
No wait come back
'er look at 'is face... nice
'er look at 'is body.... very nice
'er look at 'is dong..... *book vibrates*
Zambia has recorded the highest maize production levels in its history—thanks to the 100 white farmers forcibly expelled from Zimbabwe who started farming in that country.
Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has admitted that the whites are now once again feeding the Africans—as Zimbabwe is now forced to import its maize from Zambia.
According to Southern Daily newspaper, Zambia’s maize production has increased year-on-year ever since the white farmers started farming there following their expulsion from Zimbabwe in 2000/2001.
The black “farmers” who took over the highly efficient farms in Zimbabwe have largely been unable to even subsistence farm, never mind meeting the production levels of the white farmers.
As a result, Zimbabwe, once known as the “breadbasket of Africa” under its former white rulers, has become a food importer.
“This is the highest ever maize harvest recorded in Zambia’s history and provides us with the opportunity to adequately feed the nation and export the surplus,” Zambian Agricultural minister Wylbur Simuusa told journalists at a media briefing in Lusaka.
He said the government planned to export slightly over 300,000 ton of maize to Zimbabwe, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Malawi, and Kenya.
rorke mugabe
>you do realise I'm not matthew right?
lol that feminist at the start
>I'M SO OFFENDED!
Just punched a lass, lads.
WTF I love pakis now
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Who do I rate? Not Pogba.
runt tier yank scum
fuck off
RASHEED
thought i'd let you know
>An actual Paki
Disgusting
>he's still trying to deny it
Is she the most famous Icelandic person ever?
2 ALL DA TOORIS
read dis n b safe
or else u cud end up ded in a drive by shootins
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You want to fight me, Rorke?
want to shove my head up all the nz womens rugby teams fannies
Mate trust me as a Brit who moved to Aus who had mixed feelings about our colonial era. I get it. Niggers are quite literally retarded. Yes you can put a suit on some of the outliers and a bunch of tubby fucks can call him President but for the most part they are fucking retarded.
Only when colonialism is acceptable (if ever) can the world move forward together. Blacks need the help of their betters and all we ask is for them to labour for us.
Yeah... those bloody pakis right... would hate if one of them was actually posting in this thread
these fencing girls are so fucking cute
NEED a gf lads
Badman from da endz juss try 2 murk me in a drive by
dont b afraid ladies me dong is intack
Why does he speak so fast?
He's tripping over his words in his videos.
No, I am.
>kenya
dire
lonely
rate my liquor cabinet Sup Forumsrit
youre not even from mans ends so why you tryin to violate with those talks
realtalk senpai you need to watch yourself or mans gonna get onsighted init
going to bed
anyone wanna go to the cinema with me?
Isn't it like midday over there Jose?
same
yeah alright :)
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softcunt/10
Business idea: fried pickles
Sorry I'm watching ladies throwing balls
going to india on monday
Why are there so many faggot on every single board?
business idea: be a transient labourer under an alias for homesteaders who need help with shovelling manure etc in return for food and housing so i can meet sheltered teenage homestead daughterfu qt's and fuck them raw bc no risk of std's since they're all virgins. by the time they realize they're pregnant i'm already gone and they can't abort since they're all diehard christians so i get to spread my spawn
*looks at you approaching me*
*turns around and talks to someone else*
been up all night
What needs to be added I only just got to Australia afterall. Went to Dan Murpheys and got as much as I could carry but fucking Coles rejected my driving British Driving Licence so I couldn't fill it up more.
watch yourself you batty boy
Pooton albion
*teleports in front of you*
sounds like my usual friday night hhhNNNGG
Turn on the rugger lids
What should I do for dinner lads?
is he okay?
*brings you a mouse*
did i do good :3
Ah yes, Lord of the Rings, the epitome of British fantasy according to much of Sup Forums and Reddit.
>Jagermeister
t. runt life
Im being deadly fucking serious now lads.
Rate my artwork.
why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to moria
Who /wakes up with literally no motivation to do anything/ each day here?
Roðgroð með floðe
>get a train slightly north
>country turns into a shithole and everyone around me is scum
really making me think
Waheyyy
t. Justin
WORD ON DA STREETZ
stay out of da manorcroftz playin field in egham 2nyt... big ting goin down
what is kevs opinion on tim
impossible to read from afar
Busy recording Hotel California
Because the Eagles are stubborn arseholes
banter
salute da tag, not da man
respek
Me on the right with the fancy trousers