i wanna buy a machete
what do you think?
I wanna buy a machete
Adrian Walker
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Mason Ortiz
buy it and kill your parents then yourself
if dubs you have to do this
Luis Williams
Buy it but only use it to clear vines and keep your family safe
If dubs you have to do this
Josiah Mitchell
Why, jorge?
Noah Richardson
A basic saber will open coconut without problem.
Henry Rogers
>A basic saber will open coconut without problem.
Will it open up his mom's neck in one slash though is the real question?
Do it jorge. Think about all the times your parents were overprotective of you and didn't let you go outside. They made you this way, they turned you into a neet. Kill them, get vengeance. Get revenge, banish them for eternity. Do it Jorge.
Finish what they started
If dubs you HAVE to do this. No exceptions
Blake Clark
Buy it and kill some normies then yourself
If dubs you have to do this
Nathan Jackson
He will not kill people with machete, he is spanish not mexican.
Wyatt Richardson
His parents made him a neet and a virgin. Didn't you listen?
They were overprotective and didn't find a qt muslim wife. That's why I suggest he take revenge.
If dubs you must buy the machete and end your parents, Jorge. Just do it, do it for all of us, do it for the NEETs who never could
Hudson Green
Same thing, Mohammed
Asher Brooks
psssh... nothing personnal kid...
Christian Sullivan
IF DUBS JORGE HAS TO KILL HIS PARENTS AND THEN HIMSELF WITH THE MACHETE.
NO EXCUSES, CALLED IT LOCKED IT
Julian Bailey
> mexicans kill people with machetes
no they use chainsaws
Nolan Nelson
if dubs you will get a job and stop posting here
Mason White
What, no guns in Euroxico? Have fun cutting down foliage.
Andrew Johnson
Buy a rope and hang yourself
if dubs you have to do this
Parker Phillips
reroll
Bentley Cox
I usually don't like shitting up a thread with rolls, but let's do it for good ol' Jorge.
Julian Kelly
Don't try to buy a weapon to compensate for your small penis, Jorge.
Josiah Brooks
Reroll
Bentley Phillips
If dubs you leave this site and live a happy life
Christopher Ross
if dubs you buy a dirtbike
Brody Robinson
There is no escape from here, even if you don't enter anymore you can't possibly have a happy life outside.
Jackson Davis
If dubs you reach 170 cm jorge
Zachary Morales
...
Justin Phillips
What do you plan to do with it?
Juan Jackson
Why do Jorge's threads stay up for hours but mine get deleted in minutes? ;_;
Jason Peterson
Keep your money for the dirtbike Jorge
Zachary Price
why does he want a dirtbike?
Tyler Hall
He's the janitor, stupid.
Henry Thompson
A dirtbike is a pussy magnet.
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Jace Davis
Only if it's to cosplay as the film character Machete.
if dubs you have to do this
Logan Garcia
wasted dubs
Jaxson Cox
if dubs jorge has to ask his qt mom to help him solve his virginity problem
Brayden Anderson
No, you'd need a very special type of machete and some mad skills to slash a human neck in a single slash. Even with trained executioners and specialized swords executions of this type were botched so often the French came up with the guillotine as a humane alternative.
Why would you need a machete? It's a gardening tool that's extremely dangerous in the hands of NEETs, are there many dense jungles in your region of Spain? Are you constantly running into rattlesmakes and nauyacas? Just get a toy sword in Toledo...