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bratislavsky pepe edition

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>today
>walking around Prague center etc
>crossing the river on a railway bridge (not sure if that's the correct term)
>halfway through, encounter a bunch of bongs, apparently on a stag party
>one of them has a blindfold
>two other are tying a rope around his waist while the other two are tying the rope to the bridge
>mfw

disregard any mistakes, I'm a bit buzzed

should I get drunk?
y/n

did he died?

yes

This one?
Love walking back home from work there.

ofc

Those angels or whatever is under it now are scary af

yup, that's the one, the view is super comfy

Why are Hungarians so butthurt about Slavs? It's not like they contributed more to the world to begin with.

I was expecting some BDSM shit.

fuck off

You fuck off dumb betacuck some of us don't feel like constantly sucking foreign dick.

shut the fuck up

idiot

Náplavka is best

Axaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxa

just a scratch

SHIT

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Why it's so hard for you idiots to understand they hate you?

fuck off
we hate you

t. never been in Hungary

congrats poland
we almost got bronze too

Pištoliar Tužinský siahal na medailu, skončil tesne štvrtý
Slovák po šestnástom výstrele strácal na tretieho Číňana Pang Weia iba 0,2 bodu a medzi najlepšiu trojicu sa nedostal.

Wow they are nice to tourists surely they mean they love polocks.

JUST
still gona pirate it though

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is that thing in the center of galaxy or what?

first glass done lads
really makes me think

nope, not biting

what kind of drink takes you an hour, i'm thinking pretty hard right now

any, if you want

Morellino di Scansano
I'm getting drunk not wasted 2bh

sorry lad, was assuming you were going for blackout. sounds pretty classy.

>press (d-pad)
damn console plebs
is it out for them already?

kek Sup Forums of Ireland on trip to Bratislava

do you sniff your sister's panties?

do you have a sister?

now what i meant by naive
>Nowadays people imagine primitive life as so much hard and impossible, but we got like thousand times more knowledge than primitive people had.
yeah we got more knowledge than them, but not in matters concerning survival, probably only medicine but i don't see you performing surgery with wood and stone tools
>I can build a house, build tools, make fire, make traps
in a sense "i went out there and did it a few times" or "i read about it/ i have seen a video"?
>i know the animals, i know the natural disasters
little kids know that too
>i think me dying in first ten years of primitive life is only like 20-25% probability and that would be due to untreatable sicknesses.
you are a modern person(i presume) unconditioned for life in the wild, in the first 10 years i give you 80% chance to die because you underestimate the wilderness with this attitude "i know stuff i will make it"
also where would you like to try this survival thing? climate plays a big part

>little kids know that too
>telling a cat from a cow is knowing animals

>i give you 80% chance to die because you underestimate the wilderness with this attitude "i know stuff i will make it"
what if you're the one that underestimates him?

breh

spread 'em wide big boy

>what if you're the one that underestimates him?
he is a czech, once they set foot outside their homes and go into the nature they die like flies

>>telling a cat from a cow is knowing animals
not my fault he chose those words, could have told he knows animal biology and shit, but he said he knows animals

Hey guys, what's the most racist, backwards shithole Region in Czechia or Slovakia where a Turk would be jumped and at least mugged on sight? We need some sightseeing recommendations for Berkay, so he and his 5/10 kebabburner GF can ge t knocked the fuck out

>not my fault he chose those words
sure, but you actively chose to interpret those words as "I know a cat from a cow" instead of querying him for further info on how much he knows, since you could have anticipated, that he probably didn't mean "I know a cat from a cow", since he's claiming to be able to survive in the wild.
>most racist, backwards shithole of Slovakia
pretty much everywhere

he probably is ITT right now m8

Košice, Slovakia, Luník IX suburb
I heard it's nice this time of year.

I think he's counting on that

no point in guessing what he meant until he actually answers, i just took the most literal meaning, occam's razor and shit

>pretty much everywhere
I never had any problems in slovakia and i've been all over the palce

im in the most racist backwards place :DDDDdddd

but coming from country where people get bombed beheaded couped all the time its nothing :D
also there is never any racism in the world if you got money
also you cant do survivalism in europoor countries they are too cold
move to turkkey

>soukalova
>slukova

damn even those names are lewd as fuck

>i don't see you performing surgery with wood and stone tools
but I want to see him in action

oh no...

they speak behind you after you leave if you are some other slav
they insult you in front of everyone if they realize that you dont understand it(especially to germans)
i had some multikulti comments from bydlo but they are poor as fuk :DD
regards slav pro

Krajsky Urad, Banska Bystrica

Do you think Kotleba gets all the pussy in LSNS?

>they speak behind you
>jumped and at least mugged on sight?
these two things are pretty far from each other, also i'm using english more often in there so random person doesnt know i'm a slav

of course

hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>tfw you'll never become a fashionable alpha fascist leader with nationalist grills fawning over you

nah only time i got in trouble was i was tired and stared a drunk old poorfag in train station and he was like what are you looking at in czech
then my girlfriend intervened and said some czech stuff,he apologized and we left
feels good to date big villager girl

being a turk if they dont immediately attack me with knives i wouldn't call it dangerous

slavlands are much safer than turkey apart from ukraine and rossiya
he looks lke a cuck and girl is 4/10 at best
leftie girls re hotter everyone knows it
if you dont wanna be a virgin become ironic leftie

Slovaks confirmed for bydło nation.

>ł
how the fuck do you pronounce that?

like english w

>he looks lke a cuck and girl is 4/10 at best
just like you

>dat grill
>4/10

Y-you take that back!!

but that's retarded

no offense

Your girl is 3/10 at best.

>Wife: Will you be watching some Olympics?
>Me: Yeah. No. Maybe. I don't know. No. Probably. Who knows?
>Wife: Beach volleyball?
>Me: ... Maybe?
>Wife: Indeed...
>mfw

i looked like a cuck too when i was 15 and was a """nationalist"""
then i learnt german and grew out of it :_DD
plus you cannot be nationalistic if your nation sucks :DD
that girl is also uglier than mine
regards

are you constantly on weed?

Sounds like reasonable understanding wife.

no i am constantly lgbt now

timestamp

you're an ugly fuck if that's you tho

>tfw another weekend spent on Sup Forums with beer and frozen pizza

looks dont matter

that's not him, i've been seeing pics of this cockroach for years on Sup Forums now, i think he's some turk meme

>when ur trying your best but nothing is going right
more like when you are trying to hold in a fart

someone with a wife here????!

that's like your opinion man

She very much is. And it's not like these situations don't happen vice versa. That's normal stuff desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE

I hope to find something like that one day.

Far right dumb like leftist.

you don't really have problems, because most people you meet will avoid direct conflict, but if you ask them what do they think, they'll gladly tell you how much they hate cigány, arabs, niggers, anyone, blah blah, how they should all die, because that would make life better. It's normal for simple folk to be racist, especially when there are demagogue groups around offering simple solutions to everything, that only support this behaviour. These people won't just attack you, but if they got into mob mentality, they gladly would and they'd be convinced it was the right thing.

summerfags out

Don't worry user, you will. For some it just happens to take its time and few detours. But the result is always worth it.

really makes you think

youtube.com/watch?v=i_0G6WPuss4

and so the thread died

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post planes

>you will
Thanks for the optimism but it's hard to see it that way.

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I don't have any plane pics tho

thats not a spitfire
spitfire was not a biplane