Are they, dare I say it, the same country?

Are they, dare I say it, the same country?

Technically they do not have independence and both are according to Constitution ruled by the Queen.
Despite that however the classical definition of a country embodies territory and nationality, and therefore they cannot be said to be the same.

Yes, they're both USA-lite. New Zealand is the best but they're totally different

Yes, because they are both
>shitposters
>not good as USA
>you can literally nuke it and kill nobody

Hmm no. Canada is 100% Independant since like 30 years ago.

Then why doesn't the head of our government live here?

>not good as USA
WTF I love Texas now

Why does the Queen of both Australia and Canada lives in a shitty tiny island with shitty food?

Only faggots and blacks like Republicans because they were bullied by the monarchy

Countries with republics:
USA, France, other various African countries

Countries with Monarchies:
UK plus CanAus, Nethetlands, Sweden etc

Colonial scum OUT

All Anglo cunts are the same, besides USA ofcourse

Quite an upsetting act desu, you were practically independent since 1937

Test

fuck off

>you can literally nuke it and kill nobody

They're both USA's brothers. ;-;

at least we have food

Is this some of the deadpan British cringe humor I've heard so much about?

>American
>knowing anything about the world

>why doesn't the head of government live here?
Your retarted as fuck...

The head of government of Canada is Justin Trudeau, who resides in Canada and is a Canadian citizen. The head of state of Canada is Queen Elizabeth II, represented by the Governor General David Johnston, who resides in Canada and is a Canadian citizen.

>american
>knowing anything about comedy

>be republican
>be chinese
you just cant make this up

Sure if you ignore history. Then again, they basically ARE some parody of the US. Canada resembles Alaska and Australia resembles Florida.

They'd join up but they have "national pride" and something. Plus our navy is already protecting Canada and Australia is doing a decent job of protecting themselves.

Australia has smaller willys

>They'd join up but they have "national pride" and something.
We'd join up, but we know we wouldn't be a full state right on and we know you lads wouldn't treat us fairly. The US has always undercut asking prices for our resources and has fucked with trade deals for centuries. You've got crime problems and prison problems. You must understand there is very little incentive for us to join up.

It'd be like hearing "we've been neighbours for such a long time, why don't you move in?" when you well know your neighbour's a clepto and that he beats his gf.

>Plus our navy is already protecting Canada

That's a good little bitch

Well our women must also exaggerate

The Nordics and Bavarians, some of them would move in but we like where we are mate. We don't actually want to go to Vancouver or Alberta.We think it sucks. We're more afraid of you coming here because those provinces are shit.

>hey Maud did you know that apples cost X here?
>naw Steven I didn't

Canadian old people are fucking retards. STAY AWAY.

Australia is more comparable to a bizzaro USA.
>Has good relations with parent empire, no pissy breakup just a few angry miners.
>Several magnitudes smaller population wise than 'mexico' (indonesia)
>Several magnitudes larger than 'canada' (NZ)
>Actually manifested destiny, owns whole continent.
>Half assed Pacific expansion. Didn't even bother liberating the colonial 'phillipines' (new caledonia) or annexing 'hawaii' (fiji). Doesn't even associate with 'peurto rico' (Vanuatu)
>Regularly turns down free clay. (East timor, PNG)
>Got bombed by japan and not vice versa.
>70% desert 30% not, inverse of USA.
>Values labour rights over corporate rights. (Eureka stockade vs Battle of Blair Mountain)
>Has few big cities rather than many small ones.
>is over 90% white.

>is over 90% white.

fucken RUINED him lad

>>you can literally nuke it and kill nobody
Fucking nuked